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... and think "when the hell did i eat THAT!"? 😯
no.
every single day mate. always start off healthy and end a sinner.
Yes, I lie about my qualifications at every oppertunity.
You may address me as Professor* Haggis
*Acquired on a 10day course at the University of Royal Scam
Nope, cant say I have ever been tempted to take a dump in a tupperware box!
You may address me as Professor* Haggis
Evermore I shall Prof.
should have read the thread title better, was expecting this to be about courgettes.
Fake degree?
Or Poo in a box?
Neither.
should have read the thread title better, was expecting this to be about courgettes.
Not a mistake I'd like to make in a dark room...
Only after I have had a chinese.
"Aarrrgggghhh WORMS!"
"no, hang on they're beansprouts"
I love patronising obese people and mocking their weak will power.
My favourite bit is when I make them eat quinoa and see the despair on their round, shiny faces.
I then make them bounce on a trampoline whilst filming them in slow motion before teasing them with a look at a table filled with all the stuff they ate in a week to ensure their degradation is complete.
Just for funsies innit.
Not recently, no.
Only occasions were after getting seriously shitfaced, and thinking “diced carrots? But I hate carrots!”
Nope, cant say I have ever been tempted to take a dump in a tupperware box!
Wait until you start getting invitations to supply samples for bowel cancer screening.
Wait until you start getting invitations to supply samples for bowel cancer screening.
I suppose I have that to look forward to!
Beetroot. I momentarily assume I'm bleeding internally before remembering. Every time.
Wait until you start getting invitations to supply samples for bowel cancer screening.
So difficult to pick it and get in an envelope with that funny little stick they give you
Beetroot.
Roasted with no parboil before hand
I was ready to write my will
I was ready to write my will
I sympathise.
So difficult to pick it and get in an envelope with that funny little stick they give you
I just wiped my arse with the envelope and posted it!
I was ready to write my will
I was halfway through dialling the GPs number before realising...
Almost. We do pay particular interest to the dogs poo. We update each other and sometimes even whatsapp a picture.
Nope, cant say I have ever been tempted to take a dump in a tupperware box!
I have, frequently. Only question is whether I remove their lunch first
We do pay particular interest to the dogs poo. We update each other and sometimes even whatsapp a picture.
Your dog has a phone?!
Your dog has a phone?!
Yep.
Samsung Galaxy K9
I just wiped my arse with the envelope and posted it!
Oh that's how you do it. I was trying to poo a tiny bit into each window.
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Your dog has a phone?!
Yep.
Samsung Galaxy K9
Comedy genius 😀
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When did Courgettes become a thing?
When did my thing become a courgette?
The number of you who don’t chew your food properly is alarming 😄
Samsung Galaxy K9
👍🏼😁
Only after I have had a chinese.
“Aarrrgggghhh WORMS!”
“no, hang on they’re beansprouts”
Read that and instantly thought of this: