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So, live in cold old rural cottage, got a woodburner, built a rigid, ss, steel bike (with mudguards), drive a shit car, spent all afternoon cutting firewood, using above bike for transport, and haven't shaved for a few days........
Close but do you roast your own coffee beans having had them shat out by your goat yet? Eh?
Afraid not, don't really do hot drinks, but like water from my enamel cup.....
drive a shit car
what you mean an Audi over 3 years old ?
No, 2003 focus, 130k on clock, service it myself.....
core, drop your trousers and pull your left leg up. If you see a birthmark, you're me. Please pour me another glass of wine while you're up.
Wine? Silly, he means locally brewed craft beer.
do you have a compost toilet ?
Home brew beer surly followed by malt from a bike brand hip flask
actually your me except ive got a 14 yr old vw with 150k on it service myself, everything else the same...bloke up the road does niche roast coffee though....
No mention of a vice.
You have absolutely no clue at all do you?
No mention of the phone you have or the tyres you use. Are they 45psi or 45.5psi?
Bloody amateurs.
A 2003 Ford Focus is anything but a shit car, one of the best cars made for real world driving IMO.
I've a focus you can have for £300 in that case.
No. Now **** off.
Wheel size?!?
And of course do you wear a cycle helmet or are you worried it will injure your neck?
26" wheels, got a vice & a workshop, galaxy s3 phone (points off), and drink local scrumpy
Scumpy? Southerners can't be niche, to many of you...
26" wheels, got a vice & a workshop, galaxy s3 phone (points off), and drink local scrumpy
What about an expensive watch, a good salary and a 40" waistline??
No Apple products mentioned.
No Border Terrier
SS is so STW 2002
No mention of riding at a trail centre this weekend
No mention of eating fine cheese
Must try harder.
Toss-pot retro razor?????
Trail dog?????
C'mon!!!!!
Apple products - scrumpy, proper cider, made in the west, not the south!
Not a very expensive watch, reasonable salary for round these parts, 34-36" waist
Got 4 guns too.....
One more: I've got a polytunnel & I'm still harvesting courgettes, tomatoes & chillies
No bean to cup coffee machine
No job in IT
No Orange 5
No Audi
No STW niche then are you! now do one.
Who do you hate?
Which companies have you got all keyboard warrior on?
Apple products - scrumpy, proper cider, made in the west, not the south!
Unless "the west" of which you speak is the [b]North West.[/b]
You are in the South 😉
Haha