[Closed] Do girls pee in the shower?

Wtf is cock fluff????

Rachel

allthegear - Member
Wtf is cock fluff????

Rachel

Well, it's like belly button fluff, but lower.

I'm assuming it's not cock FLOCK units, otherwise I think we're (and by this I'm not suggesting myself) into Red Dwarf territory.

Colony Forming Units

Urine used to be sterile but not these days.

I like the idea of bacteria forming colonies. Do they gather together in teeny bacteria ships, wearing bacteria hats with buckles on before sailing off in a cacophony of bacterial hymns to settle new lands on the other side of the bottom of the toilet seat?

Maybe they should hold annual celebrations of arriving in their new colonies?

Urine may not be sterile (in absolute terms) but I'd bet penny to a pound it's more sterile than the shower tray that it is (or isn't) being expelled onto. Yes, even your shower tray, weird non weeing people. And that's before it's been diluted by a gallon of so of clean shower water.

As an mtber I have weed in many places and admit to it in our shower at home, although not always.
Not in public showers or swimming baths, yuk.

I once had a really embarrassing situation at a posh gym. When too lazy after undressing to go to the loo I went in the shower, not realising the water had been turned off. Mmmm that wasn't good.

Male and never done it. Always managed to control myself for the ~1.5m walk to the toilet

Inspired by this thread, after cycling into work this morning I had my first wee in the company shower cubicle. I felt naughty but liberated. I was a little concerned that the aroma would remain after switching off the water but I made sure it was well washed down the plug 'ole and gave my feet a proper rinsing off afterwards. Thanks STW! May have to do this more frequently. Can anyone offer any more tips and tricks that I may have overlooked?

My daily routine is to brush my teeth under the shower as the water warms up

My daily routine is to brush my teeth at the sink as the shower water warms up.

It'd be boring if we were all the same I suppose.

My daily routine is to piss down the toilet while waiting for the shower to warm up.

Bigblackhenioustoe - high five! glad I/we could be of service. And upon receipt of your yellow wings - a hearty welcome to the club

Saving the world, one golden shower at a time.

Can anyone offer any more tips and tricks that I may have overlooked?

brownheinoustoe-it-down?

I like the idea of bacteria forming colonies. Do they gather together in teeny bacteria ships, wearing bacteria hats with buckles on before sailing off in a cacophony of bacterial hymns to settle new lands

Oh come on, you all thought it.

My other half walked in on me peeing in her shower a few weeks ago. Although she didn't say so explicitly, her (wild over)reaction would suggest to me that she is not a shower pee-er.

It still surprises me that this is so common.

Just off to find out.....hopefully not.... 😉

me peeing in her shower

Her shower?

You have a personal shower each?

And you still struggle to use your own?

And you still struggle to use your own?

yer gotta mark yer territory, dog.

Daffy - Member
It still surprises me that this is so common.

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Her shower?

You have a personal shower each?

And you still struggle to use your own?

We don't live together - I meant the shower in her flat. The weird thing was, I was still at mine.

I girl I slept with got up in the middle of the night and pissed in the corner of my bedroom. I wasn't happy when I realised what the patter patter noise was. Brand new carpet too.

Yes to the shower.

Last year, I as staying at a hotel that had one of those pool bars with stools in the water.

I fancied a beer, so sat down to find it was happy hour, and one thing led to another, and two other gentleman and I sat there drinking for 6 hours or so.

None of us went off for a pee during that time. Many many beers and cocktails were drank.

In my mind the three of us knew were were peeing, and that is was an unwritten rule that we didn't talk about it.

Quirrel - Member

Last year, I as staying at a hotel that had one of those pool bars with stools in the water.

a sewage treatment plant?

one of those pool bars with stools in the water

Probably all of them TBH. Don't top up your drink from the pool

Sat chuckling at the thread when misses pipes up and asks whats funny...
she pees in the shower.
i pee in the shower..
my children pee in the shower...
it saves on toilet paper

However toeing it down i have not 😆

A uni friend suspected his flat mate peed in the shared shower.

I asked him how he knew.

He replied the water was dark yellow and smelled of pee before every shower.

I told him to pay £10 a month more for an ensuite.

My shower cubicle was lined with bright green algae at Uni. These pee tinged showerists don't know they're born

When I was at Grenoble Uni every room in the halls had a wash basin and a bidet. The bogs were two smelly traps down at the end of the corridor. Either the architects thought French students enjoy lots of sex or the bidets were a cheap way of providing every room with an ensuite bog, for number ones anyway.

When I was a kid we used to go on family camping holidays in France and on the first holiday we arrived at the Camping Municipal and my Mum went off to investigate the bogs then came back all excited becuase they were hole in the floor jobs. So off I went to check this out; opened a door and found a shower tray. In 1962 nobody in England had showers so I though that was the bog. Couldn't figure out the strainer but anyway I had a long noisy piss in the tray and walked out. It took me a while to figure out why the French guy who was washing at the basins gave me such a filthy look.

I recall going to use public showers in a motorway services to be greeted with a sign asking people to PLEASE DON'T DEFECATE IN THE SHOWERS in serveral languages. Like people need to be told!!

Maybe It's the rule of the road, leave a log

Just off to find out.....hopefully not....

Nah, it's another £20....not itemised though

I still don't understand how many of you are so happy knowingly standing around in each other p**s. Was this a marriage vow I missed?

Bonkers. this is more puzzling than fat bikes or single-speeders.

(disclaimer: some of my best friends ride fat bikes and single speeders)

Joking aside, you're hardly left standing in someone else's piss. After they've finished washing/soaping/gelling/scrubbing with hot water pouring out of the shower head and all over the bath/shower tray, you'd be hard pushed to find any trace of piss.

If it's purely down to feeling squeamish about wee wee, you're probably just as likely to find every single other bodily excretion in the shower. So what are you really worried about?

I still don't understand how many of you are so happy knowingly standing around in each other p**s. Was this a marriage vow I missed?

Honestly, picking hair out of the plughole of the shower bothers me much, much more than the idea of someone excreting clean(ish) water soluble substances in a watery environment.

once got kicked out of a swimming pool for doing that.
"But everyone does it!" I protested.
"Yes sir," I was told, "but not from the diving board."

One night when waiting for my son to finish his diving lesson I noticed the 3m board was out of action and was getting a lot of attention. After he'd finished I asked what was wrong and he said there had been poo on it. Now I know who it was.

I once climbed up to the top of the 10m diving platform at the swimming pool. Left a jobbie in my trunks when I looked over the edge

Joking aside, you're hardly left standing in someone else's piss. After they've finished washing/soaping/gelling/scrubbing with hot water pouring out of the shower head and all over the bath/shower tray, you'd be hard pushed to find any trace of piss.

If it's purely down to feeling squeamish about wee wee, you're probably just as likely to find every single other bodily excretion in the shower. So what are you really worried about?

yeah but the urinal in the pub has an auto flush too but I don't fancy standing in that either.

<edit> I checked - neither does the wife </edit>

The pub loo has a hundred fat alcoholics pissing into it and splashing all over it every day, and the autoflush is usually a trickle, not a full on hot shower flow. I expect you'll sit on the loo seat at the pub?..

I still don't understand how many of you are so happy knowingly standing around in each other p**s. Was this a marriage vow I missed?

You should see where she expects me to put my mouth...

lol

slimjim78 - Member

Joking aside, you're hardly left standing in someone else's piss. After they've finished washing/soaping/gelling/scrubbing with hot water pouring out of the shower head and all over the bath/shower tray, you'd be hard pushed to find any trace of piss.

Ever heard of homeopathic piss?

Ever heard of homeopathic piss?

Is that where you make fun of someone from across a crowded room so quietly that nobody can detect it?

* it was funny in my head, can someone rewrite it

Ever heard of homeopathic piss?

A forensic scientist could probably trace urine in a shower cubicle. They would almost certainly trace a whole bunch of other nasty stuff too - so you're probably best off just not having a shower.

You physically contact a hundreds of other really gross things in your daily life, they are avoidable unless you're a regular Howard Hughes. Minute traces of your partners urine on the soles of your feet really are the least of your worries.

Let it flow folks