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[Closed] Do Badgers grunt like pigs?

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Just trying to establish what was in my front garden at 3am this morning? 😯


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 9:13 am
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Do Badgers grunt like pigs?

Only if you're doing it right


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 9:14 am
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It will have been hedgehogs.
They make a right bloody racket.


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 9:21 am
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Or hippos - they can be quite noisy too.


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 9:24 am
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Just make sure you never get between one and water.


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 9:27 am
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So hedgehogs and hippos can probably understand each other and hold a conversation, aint nature great! 😀


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 9:28 am
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And they can break a mans arm with their wings!


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 9:28 am
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Doggers? 🙂 Or the Ginger ninja fell over your fence while evading the SAS,Police,secret service and the boy scouts?


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 9:29 am
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Agree on the hedgehogs unless it was a pig? 😀


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 9:29 am
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badgers snuffle and s**** when they make you crash at nigght


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 9:32 am
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Pigs grunt like badgers. hth.


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 9:34 am
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Only if you're doing it right

You get a gold star.


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 9:35 am
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And they can break a mans arm with their wings!

😀

Apparently a hippo can outrun a man. Not sure which man, but they can. Apparently.


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 9:42 am
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Not sure about grunt like pigs, but they growl and snarl like a terrier when they go for your ankles - as I found out in "badger alley" walking back in the pitch dark one evening. I guess I was in his way - didn't actually get his teeth into me, but went for my ankle like I was the postman and he was the over zealous dog.


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 9:44 am
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[i]You get a gold star. [/i]

I thought they were call chocolate stars


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 9:46 am
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The beak of a Pelican holds more than it's belly can


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 9:48 am
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Actually, badgers dont grunt like pigs, pigs grunt like pigs. I used to work with an awful rhodesian woman who'd been attacked by a hippo, and she was still having to have her leg redressed about three years on. I pissed myself laughing!


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 9:51 am
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You don't live in Northumberland do you?


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 9:53 am
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yes they do, sort of


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 9:55 am
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I pissed myself laughing!

Err, why?


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 9:59 am
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Schadenfreude, I should think. 🙂


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 10:12 am
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Because she was still convinced it was a badger that got her?


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 10:13 am
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Schadenfreude, I should think.

Ohh, get you with your big words - I had to go-a-Googling then.


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 10:24 am
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"Err, why?" If you'd had to stand and listen to her views on 'the bleck problem' you'd have wished another hippo attack on her. Fat nazi cow 😆


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 10:27 am
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Baby robins make quite a racket.


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 10:37 am
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So hedgehogs and hippos can probably understand each other and hold a conversation, aint nature great!

Well I wish 'nature' would chip in and pay the phone bills our hedgehog runs up calling africa.


 
Posted : 09/07/2010 1:40 pm

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