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Not my work, but timely...
Mary had a little bug
The one they call Corona
She caught it at a Catch-up
Wi her pals, Yvette and Shona.
Who else was there?
“I dinnae care:
We’ve no been oot fur weeks”
Now Shona’s blue, in ITU,
Too breathless when she speaks.
Mary had a little cough
She didnae wear a mask
Instead she wore a sticker
Saying ‘I’m exempt, don’t ask.’.
Coughing in the kitchen
As she plated up the scones,
Then a round of filtered selfies
Using all The Girls i-phones.
Mary had a little bug
And now so does her Granny,
Her boss, her son,
His pal, his mum
‘Cos Mary is a fanny.
This is aimed at children right?
This is aimed at children right?
Pretty much , it's meant for the government