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They are talking about cloud storage

He just explained it as all your stuff being stored in the air

😯 😆

Complete buffoon


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 1:54 pm
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Radio for the daily fail reader, sorry utter drivel at it's dribbliest.


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 1:57 pm
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Jeremy Vine is a **** but I think I detest Steve Wright more


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 1:58 pm
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you just admitted to listening to jeremy vine!!!!!!


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 1:58 pm
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To the cloud!


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 1:58 pm
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The Jeremy Kyle of radio.

He makes my teeth itch.


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 1:58 pm
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I have no choice, he drives me nuts but it's on the radio at work

I time my lunch so I get at least half an hour away from the nincompoop


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 2:00 pm
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Jeremy Vine is ace. 🙂


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 2:10 pm
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His mum has just been in my shop.
She's nice.


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 2:22 pm
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i used to love getting wound up whilst at work listening to Vine. would fire the nail gun at the radio at times. found that productivity fell when he was on as it was too good to miss (in a comedy "arrrrrrghhhh you dick!" kinda way).


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 2:24 pm
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He makes me punch my own ears


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 2:31 pm
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I see the Kyle/Vine connection has already been made.

Factual accuracy isn't required for his programme, it's mainly about providing a platform for upset middle class moaners who aren't interested in facts.


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 3:32 pm
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Moron. Everyone knows it's stored in water vapour.


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 3:34 pm
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Moron. Everyone knows it's stored in water vapour.

Can you only download when it rains?


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 3:42 pm
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I detest Steve Wright more

Indeed.

What a massive, massive bellend.


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 3:46 pm
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I heard the cloud was down for a couple of days last week.
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Posted : 12/02/2015 3:47 pm
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To the cloud!

What mighty fine taste you have sir!


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 3:49 pm
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[i]I detest Steve Wright more[/i]
Indeed.

What a massive, massive bellend.

I'm very relieved to hear it's not just me then.


 
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I detest Steve Wright more
Indeed.
What a massive, massive bellend.

I'm very relieved to hear it's not just me then.

The other day I was flicking through the stations in the car when I found D-Train's 'You're The One For Me', one of my favorite tracks. Then that thundering bellwhiff came in singing over the end. I nearly blew a blood vessel.

He makes me want to self-harm.


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 3:55 pm
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I've looked on clouds from both sides now...


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 4:11 pm
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His brother's funnier!."conjuctivitis.com,now theres a site for sore eyes".... (Tim Vine that is..) 🙂


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 4:11 pm
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I detest Steve Wright more
Indeed.
What a massive, massive bellend.

Indeed. I am glad that Chris Moyles has been outed as a tax fraudster, so hopefully no chance of him picking up the mantle from Wrighty.


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 4:13 pm
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[url= https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/cloud-to-butt-plus/apmlngnhgbnjpajelfkmabhkfapgnoai?hl=en ]Essential in this age that we live in[/url]

Replaces the text 'the cloud' with 'my butt', as well as 'cloud' with 'butt' in certain contexts


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 4:13 pm
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He just says the first thing that come into his moronic head. I think my brother summed it up quite well; "Jeremy Vine? He can eat the peanuts out of my shit".

Charming boy, my brother.


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 4:18 pm
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... but cultured - a Stanley Kubrik fan, evidently.


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 4:53 pm
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Posted : 12/02/2015 4:55 pm
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I see the Kyle/Vine connection has already been made.

Kyle, Vine, Clarkson, Hunt. The problem is people called Jeremy 😉

JK is actually pretty good at pro-cycling stuff, at least according to his tweets.


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 5:00 pm
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Pretending the radio was Graham Nortons head as I heaved a large hammer on the radio was very therapeutic.
It was just an excuse to buy a DAB really but my god the sound of certain voices on the radio nearly makes it very expensive.


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 7:27 pm
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Is Radio 2 still going? According to RadMac it had closed down!


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 7:30 pm
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it's mainly about providing a platform for upset middle class moaners who aren't interested in facts

I'm seeing a Vine/STW forum demographic match made in heaven.


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 7:32 pm
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Pretending the radio was Graham Nortons head as I heaved a large hammer on the radio was very therapeutic.

Can deal with Norton as he's just a dick to everyone.

Paul O'Grady on the other hand. Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus wept pass me a razor...

Missus hates Wright as well, I just tune him out. Evans is the worst daytime presenter, far too ****ing cheerful for that time of the morning.


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 10:44 pm
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Why are you listening to Radio 2.
6 Music is where it's at.


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 10:55 pm
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IMHO Jeremy Vine is vile because he really does know better but still does what he does fully aware of the potential consequences and on a national taxpayer funded radio show.My ire is not aimed just at him but also the producers and procurers.Lowest common denominator radio at times, no doubt trying to compete with some of the other outspoken/controversial commercial channel shows .
Steve Wright was shit 20 years ago and still is.


 
Posted : 12/02/2015 11:11 pm
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6 Music is where it's at.

+1

best beeb radio output


 
Posted : 13/02/2015 11:23 am
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Apart from Radio 3


 
Posted : 13/02/2015 11:26 am
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and R4.

radio6? - drivel.

it's either:

jingles telling us how awesome 6music is, or presenters telling us how cool they are, or, occasionally, some shit music you've never heard before.

(but i'm in love with Cerys, of course)


 
Posted : 13/02/2015 11:29 am
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The scum-weasel is on again.

The show picks the callers least capable of counting without taking their shoes and socks off and parades them in front of listeners in order to showcase their stupidity and get a rise.

I've just jabbed the off button.


 
Posted : 13/02/2015 12:40 pm
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radio6? - drivel.

it's either:

jingles telling us how awesome 6music is, or presenters telling us how cool they are, or, occasionally, some shit music you've never heard before.

Entirely agree with this. R6 is a haven for 'DJ's' that enjoy sniffing each others farts as well as their own.


 
Posted : 13/02/2015 1:43 pm
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i used to love getting wound up whilst at work listening to Vine. would fire the nail gun at the radio at times. found that productivity fell when he was on as it was too good to miss (in a comedy "arrrrrrghhhh you dick!" kinda way).

That's the point, innit - if every segment ended with "... and I'm glad we can all now agree about that", I don't think it would work. I think they have interesting topics, and it provokes debate, and if that often ends up with a bit of gentle, middle-aged, middle-class, middle-England acrimony, then fair play. It's a bit like this place, really... 😛


 
Posted : 13/02/2015 2:26 pm
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Radio6 is digital only no? And however good the music is; it still has irritating people "presenting" it.

I've got a theory that Steve Wright is only there for some nefarious reason. I don't know what that reason is anymore than I know why Jimmy Savile had access to those hospital wards... (JiveHoney (sp) could help me out here) but it's not [i]normal[/i] that someone so annoying should have his own radio show, unless it's supposed to be ironic, like Alan Partridge?

As such, I theorise that Jeremy Vine and his wind-up show for moronic mouth-breathers is a 'fluffer' for the Steve Wright show. If it just came straight on without a gradual sinking down to the lowest common denominator people would be like "eh, who the **** is this ass-hose? I'm not paying my TV License"


 
Posted : 13/02/2015 2:46 pm
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The show picks the callers least capable of counting without taking their shoes and socks off and parades them in front of listeners in order to showcase their stupidity and get a rise.
Still trying to work out if that's aimed at Vine or Wright 😉


 
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