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[Closed] Despicable thieves steal Baby Jesus

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Despicable thieves steal Baby Jesus

Perhaps he was cold, hungry, crying and some kind soul took him home for warmth and milk, after all what ****ing good is gold, frankincense and myrrh when you are a few hours old and sleeping in a bloody drafty manger, personally i blame his parents for neglecting him whilst proclaiming he is the son of god - just shows you that the wish for fame and celebrity status for doing jack-all is not a modern ailment.


 
Posted : 14/12/2018 5:51 pm
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Joseph's gone missing as well. In Knaresborough. Apparently he was found decapitated with his head having been used as a football.
Mary is now a one parent family (& I'm not even sure about Jesus actually being there with her, can't see him in the crib)
Sad sign of the times.


 
Posted : 14/12/2018 8:21 pm
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Is the talking point 'why is there a seal in the manager'?


 
Posted : 14/12/2018 8:26 pm
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Just along the road from our office.

Schwines


 
Posted : 14/12/2018 8:58 pm
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Perhaps he was cold, hungry, crying and some kind soul took him home for warmth and milk

They should have taken him to the Cafe Royal for a fish supper.


 
Posted : 14/12/2018 9:32 pm
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Bunch of amateurs, should've waited 'till after three kings gave the kid their gifts.


 
Posted : 14/12/2018 10:28 pm
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If they’d also have taken his bed he’d truly be away in a manger.

I once stole the Holy Ghost from a nativity scene and nobody noticed


 
Posted : 14/12/2018 10:32 pm
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Apparently he was found decapitated with his head having been used as a football.

A head which at this time, has no name
I KNOW HIS NAME


 
Posted : 14/12/2018 11:16 pm
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A head which at this time, has no name
I KNOW HIS NAME

Do you think they shouted "Give me the prize!" as they did the deed?


 
Posted : 15/12/2018 7:24 am
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Mary is now a one parent family

2 weeks to Christmas, I bet universal credit won't be through in time.


 
Posted : 15/12/2018 9:27 am
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Mary is now a one parent family

2 weeks to Christmas, I bet universal credit won’t be through in time.

I hate to break it to you, but Joseph isn’t the daddy. The real father will be tricky for the CSA to chase too.


 
Posted : 15/12/2018 9:39 am
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But what possessed them to give him a Mexican name?


 
Posted : 15/12/2018 9:54 am
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But what possessed them to give him a Mexican name?

They knew for thousands of years people would be inspired to build walls in his name 😀


 
Posted : 15/12/2018 9:56 am
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It's ok, it can't be Jesus, he won't be born for another 10 days yet. Far too early to start Christmas...


 
Posted : 15/12/2018 12:04 pm

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