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Construction worker never really goes to Mars
Man has unsatisfying job, buys furniture, drinks beer and talks to himself. His girlfriend feels neglected.
Boy finishes school, helps his dad out at work while his friends play with teddy bears.
Narcotics detectives first day doesn't go as planned, his new boss isn't happy with the result
Slithery things on a flying machine.
Cop pursues wrong man. The man escapes.
Man stalks woman after she rejects him. She gives up and marries him.
Man is mentored by old hand in government immigration department.
Young man perves out his girlfriend's mum then decides he prefers the daughter. Mum is upset.
Co-workers eat hamburgers. One decides to retire. The other one takes a dump. Another man gets angry after losing a bet on a boxing match.
Kids complete school history project.
Boy skives off school with his friends.
Man misplaces car. Finds it.
Pilot receives extra training.
Archaeologist achieves nothing.
Bunch of blokes in suits go to work.
Cop has a bad day - 5 of them......
Young guy puts on the last suit he'll ever wear & old guy shows him pest control.
They should have taken the bigger boat.
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There were sausages at a party.
Government employee attempts to resolve an asylum application that the government does not want to see granted for political reasons.
(This thread could do with spoiler tags.)
Large ape is taken to a city where it later gets shot.
A man has to spend $30 million in 30 days.
Man tells boy "No,I am your father"
He didn't actually die but he was hard still.
British industrial capacity with regard to air defense marginally but decisively exceeds German aviation industry's capacity with regard to mounting air offense.
Bus takes quick detour.
We all do actually know what you did last summer. Not a lot.
Roman general gets decommissioned
Small dude with long arms and pointy fingers manages to find a way home.
Light-fingered restaurant owner has wife's friend over for dinner.
A plane with snakes in it.
It really was that boring. The actual/real title gave away the plot 🤣
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Four men go canoeing after one of them plays a banjo.
man feels sad, cheers up.
Unassuming ginger Scotsman rides over some rocks on a bicycle.
Some soldiers follow orders to find a misplaced political pawn.
While in Europe.
Four men go canoeing after one of them plays a banjo.
One of the locals plays a banjo, while on of the canoeists plays a guitar...
Two hippies go for a bike ride.
I watched this recently on Netflix and I think that description makes the film sound far more exciting than it is.
One of the locals plays a banjo, while on of the canoeists plays a guitar…
Picky, but fair.
A group of friends go to a party in a park which goes wrong. They miss the train home and have to walk.
Disruptive visitors catch a cold.
Strange visitors arrive in SA, apartheid is restarted to separate species. One of them escapes with help from boring office worker.
Bloke in car followed by dirty truck
Small cars drive around Italian city
Kid gets bitten by spider on a school trip. Some stuff happens afterwards.
large fish eats out at holiday resort and gets blown up.
Iguana rejects urban living
Jazz artist plays some jazz.
Kid spends time in small boat with cat.
Big lad has some history with former colleague. Former colleague thinks big lad is on a plane but he isn't. Big lad then gets in car, the another car, then a plane, then a boat and meets former colleague in a cellar where they examine boiler and pipework.
Naval aviators goose dies.
Turns out there wasn't a spoon.
Best take yer coat!
Some men take a trip to France to find a guy called Ryan.
Two women drive somewhere
Ex- policeman is involved in outback road rage incident.
Hero saves world.
Mahoosive tetchy primate
Looks more like Jim Morrison than Jim Morrison.
It ain't about nam maan.
Small changes in Politburo roles following the demise of a long standing member
Man wins fancy dress costume dressed as a bat. Finds he quite enjoys it and wears it around the city at night.
Man sails up a river in SE Asia looking for an old friend. Finds friend who turns out to be a tedious bore with some daft ideas. Listens to some German opera.
Man gets job as pilot. Does pretty well and gets new job teaching other pilots.
Man goes for a trip on a boat, takes in a show, speaks to a bald guy, goes home.
Man finds out he was adopted. Finds real father, falls out with him but they make up in the end.
Some folk do yet another tedious charity stunt, this time riving an old ambulance across a desert. They have a beer to celebrate.
Man hired to find pet dog lost on moor.
schoolkids learn magic tricks
small chap goes on a long trip to lose some jewellery
pickpockets operate near popular beach holiday island
A taxi driver falls in love with an object that damages his vehicle.
He stops being a taxi driver and goes in search of some stones that will save the world.
He must put up with Lee Evans failing (again) to be Norman Wisdom in space.
This is the worst bit in the film.
The ex-taxi driver flies a spaceship to the desert, there is a big explosion, everything is ok.
Two dim teenagers do their history homework.
Robot reads phone book. Tells receptionist he'll pop back shortly. Meanwhile soon to be single mother puts up with clingy virgin.
Bloke goes for a run, has a bit of an accident and hurts his arm when it gets stuck, but it's OK, he gets out in the end
BTW is there a point where we have to guess the film?
Or is this just for our own personal amusement at how tricksy we've been?
He was told....Keep them away from water and do not feed them after midnight.
Rick Moranis gets possessed. 4 blokes turn up in a 1959 Cadillac Miller-Meteor and save the day.
It's just Dances with Wolves but the wolves are 4m blue aliens who hug a massive tree
Men fail to resolve differences by using firearms and explosives. Instead resort to a one on one fist fight. One is killed by puns and sarcasm.
Woman does rabbit for tea
Pervy cops film woman being interrogated
Non-vegetarian likes a nice Italian wine with his dinner.
Man running.
Three school friends have the same adventure seven or eight times.
Gets ass to Mars, maybe.
Hans falls from the Nakatomi building.
He might be a robot