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Mechanical dimwit babysits juvenile delinquent


 
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Bloke is not the messiah


 
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Couple o’folk go on holiday by mistake


 
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Some less effective characters head towards the rotary winged aircraft.


 
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British soldiers have minor cultural misunderstanding with natives in South Africa.

and prequel

Natives have major cultural misunderstanding with British soldiers in South Africa.


 
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Bloke drives Ford Falcon Interceptor. Has difficulty finding fuel in Australian Outback.


 
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Liam Neeson hits some people; casual racism occurs.


 
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Big bloke obsessed with stones.


 
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When marriage counselling fails.


 
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Small bloke goes to New Zealand to throw jewellery in lava

A small man with hairy feet goes on a walk to disperse his uncle’s estate.

The jewellery thieves. Give it back you little bastards!


 
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Two brothers enter a bicycle race. Turns out one of them wasn't very well.


 
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When marriage counselling fails.

BTW I don’t mean Mr & Mrs Smith


 
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Confused melancholy bloke wanders around a rainy city. Either worries that he isn't real but then finds out he is, or thinks he's real but then discovers he's not.


 
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There is a musical instrument


 
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Men hire boat to catch a fish.


 
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Terminal cancer patient searches for Francis, who's gone missing.


 
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The one with the wheelie bin, and everyone made of Lego.


 
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Big fish knocks into a boat


 
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Visitor found in t’beck, kids help him home.


 
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Imaginary friend excuse fails to convince in man's early thirties.


 
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Massive ship sinks


 
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Three men have a mechanical issue and don't go to the moon.


 
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An Australian man visits New York


 
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Love letter to the Irish car industry though the ages.


 
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Twenty plus chapters of Cosplay


 
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Isolated crafters see their handy work go up in smoke.


 
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Naive teenager is manipulated by old man who burned his father’s limbs off in lava and left him for dead. Becomes terrorist by blowing up government installation containing hundred of thousands of people, including Mr Stevens, head of catering.


 
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character phones home.


 
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Naive teenager is manipulated by old man who burned his father’s limbs off in lava and left him for dead. Becomes terrorist by blowing up government installation containing hundred of thousands of people, including Mr Stevens, head of catering.

sounds like a hoot, i'd pay to see it! 😉


 
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Man sleeps for 28 days, then wakes up.


 
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Home Alone


 
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Fiddling with cars.
Driving cars
Bbq.


 
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Man with a hammer.
Scuffling.


 
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Man helps young girl with cleaning duties.

Man is asked to take a boat trip to check up on a colleague.

Mummy & daddy speak with animals...


 
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Norwegian fella dithers about getting on ferry, then gets on ferry. Some Germans lose their water.


 
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Bill causes a bit of a 'to do' at a wedding. When the bride wakes up she's after giving Bill a piece of her mind.


 
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3 soldiers and a nurse have a cold one.


 
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man covers some diy with a poster


 
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Woman named ‘Deborah’ visit a city in Texas


 
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Slightly irritating teen doesn't go to school.


 
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Scottish oil refinery rejected after environmental and social impact assessment.


 
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Japanese propaganda for streaming films rather than borrowing the vhs from a friend.


 
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In the future marines travel to a mining planet with a women and a robot and find some bugs.


 
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drumming


 
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fishing


 
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Perchypanther: brilliant! Penne Arrabiata strewn across the universe ...


 
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Band plays fundraiser despite opposition.


 
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Archaeologist wanders round the world doing nothing important.


 
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Son of dysfunctional parents is not particularly shiny


 
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Spinning top stops, or perhaps it doesn't.


 
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Grandfather runs low key pest control operation in Santa Carla


 
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Group of soldiers wait to be shipped off the beach .


 
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Ford vs Ferrari: American motor company tries to buys Italian motor company; fails, then builds a car.
Embrace of the Serpent: old indigenous man gets pissed off at the white men who keep coming and asking stupid questions.
Rampage: company branches out into animal husbandry.


 
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Can someone do predestination please?


 
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Soldier gets told to go home.

Chainsaw enthusiast gets grumpy.


 
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Girl goes to law school.


 
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a long day on a beach.


 
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jury service.


 
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the motel clerk.


 
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English Lessons


 
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Son learns the family business.


 
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Girl goes to law school

Not sure I'd call Legally Blonde exciting,


 
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Antiques dealer remains calm.


 
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Mork cleans in fatsuit and wig.


 
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some of these are too cryptic for me!


 
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Three men in a company car. The car breaks down. They have to fix it over the phone.


 
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A man falls asleep on a hotel roof. His friends find him.


 
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A man endures an irritating travel companion.


 
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Four geeky losers customise an old emergency vehicle and try to round up a couple of stray dogs.


 
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A man with memory dysfunction sees 50% more boobies.

Edit: Oh, hang on, that's not boring... 🙂


 
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Ted from Bill and Ted dog is killed. He is really unhappy and armed.


 
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Some planes go on trip to deconstruct a dam on the continent.


 
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Dirty Harry: Cop uses basic numeracy to resolve difficult case.
Thelma and Louise: Two women did not plan their journey which leads to a dead end.
Goldfinger: man very interested in metal; people around him pretend to be asleep.


 
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Four blokes with moustaches catch a train


 
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3.14159265359


 
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1980's computer programmers debug software and restore access to users accounts on a mainframe.


 
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Tourist goes for a walk in the countryside and suffers consequent excess hair growth and hunger issues.


 
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Bloke goes to Mars, comes back.


 
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Man on a canoe trip plays guitar with young local banjo player. His mate encouraged by locals, makes farm animal noises.


 
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1985 -> 1955 -> 1985


 
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