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Couldn't resist a listen !
I said Dolly !
Jump, you ****er, jump!
Lobsters...
'Ello.
Really? Bloody hell, that must have been a task.
That's quite a task
bleedin' Greta Garbo!
Up Joan Crawford's....
Derek - I'll tell you, the other day some bloke came up to me and .....
Clive - What, Tony Newley?
Is this the way to run a ****ing ballroom?
Nurse !
"I've got nothing against your right leg."
Hello Colin!
...the trouble is...
Winky****ywoo
Raspberry Jam?!
Don't Ky.
You...
I was having a run of the mill ****...
D&C always bring back a memory of being on a train in Italy while interrailing and both of us listening to D&C on our ghetto blaster(! - travelling light....) with headphones, mind, but everyone on the train wondering what we were laughing at...
So, what did you use to arouse you....
Cos I'd had asparagus the night before I am lucky..
Cancer of the...?
[i]Up Joan Crawford's.[/i]
You mean Crawfy?
Came out of pub once reciting Derek & Clive sketches, some random bloke took exception to it and came over and smacked my mate in the mouth. Fun times!
[i]Cancer[/i]
God's great gift
"This bloke came up to me, and he said 'you ****'"
Genius!!!
" I knew a woman from Amsterdam and up yer ar*se she had a clam.."
she was a very stupid f''''n Dutch bitch
Laugh? We nearly sh@t.
We haven't laughed so much since granny died
Or Aunty Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle.
🙂
I wonder if this is a good average age of STWer detector
Lobsters gets me every time
"What's that on the train set?"
"That? I just spilled my medicine, ....."