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[Closed] Deliveries get stolen? Revenge can be sweet...

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 DezB
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Usually find this type of video irritating. But very much enjoyed this one... jolly entertaining (you can skip to about 4 mins for the good stuff)


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 8:39 am
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Brilliant 😂


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 8:48 am
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Ha.


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 8:59 am
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I love that they get all indignant that someone should have the nerve to booby-trap the thing they nicked.

Itching powder and pepper spray FTW.


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 9:00 am
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Very good! Of course perps could so easily have ended up with 4 phones for their efforts.

Could so easily be reengineered with Nitromors or acid of some description - but that would be bad. Definitely. And something I would never do.


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 9:00 am
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You'd hope that he would work with the police, given that he has GPS tracks, video evidence and fingerprints, to get people arrested and get the message out that there is a chance you'll get caught stealing packages.


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 9:03 am
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love that!


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 9:04 am
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As a parent, glitter is just about the most evil thing - all over the inside of a car - that's never coming out !


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 9:10 am
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You’d hope that he would work with the police, given that he has GPS tracks, video evidence and fingerprints, to get people arrested and get the message out that there is a chance you’ll get caught stealing packages.

Already done?


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 9:13 am
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Ha ha! Very good!

I'd have liked to have seen a more indelible solution than glitter though. Something like glitter mixed with turmeric powder & some kind of sulphur powder that would stink the place out & be hard to remove. Or a bright coloured powder paint.


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 9:13 am
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I’d have liked to have seen a more indelible solution than glitter though

I think he sensibly might've been worried about them returning to the place they stole from with a bit of comeback...


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 9:20 am
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As a parent, glitter is just about the most evil thing

As someone working as a school cleaner for the first time this Christmas my daughter would agree with you.


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 9:23 am
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Well done all that glitter will ruin the environment.


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 9:26 am
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"As a parent, glitter is just about the most evil thing"

I'll see your glitter and raise you "The Glitter Slime Factory - 14 experiments using the sparkliest slime ever created"

Not that I've bought this for some annoying relative's child...oh no not me. It was Father Christmas Ho Ho Ho


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 9:28 am
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Thats genuis


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 9:32 am
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Drac

Well done all that glitter will ruin the environment.

I believe we have a hashtag for this type of comment.. 😉


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 9:38 am
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#dezbmissedthejoke


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 9:43 am
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I wish I had the skills, some prick stole my Wife's new rug a new weeks ago - she is displeased to say the least.


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 9:46 am
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#dezbmissedthejoke

That's the one 🙂


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 9:48 am
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Thats genuis

🙂


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 9:50 am
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I wish I had the skills, some prick stole my Wife’s new rug a new weeks ago – she is displeased to say the least.

This has to be a euphemism.


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 9:50 am
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Was it a Brazilian?


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 10:07 am
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Should've employed this simple security device to surprise rug thieves.

https://makeagif.com/i/Jz9iiG


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 10:11 am
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As mentioned by Martin the best bit is how they all get annoyed that the parcel they just knicked was booby trapped.


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 10:13 am
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Man that rug really tied the room together.


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 10:18 am
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I wish I had the skills, some prick stole my Wife’s new rug a new weeks ago – she is displeased to say the least.

That needs owning with carpet bombers.


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 10:29 am
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DPD do this with their mass mobile phone shipments. They stick some boxes in the middle that have trackers in so when the shipment is stolen the police can find it still.

No glitter involved there though.


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 10:46 am
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I wish I had the skills, some prick stole my Wife’s new rug a new weeks ago – she is displeased to say the least.

Whoever did that needs flooring.


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 11:08 am
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rugs can be pretty heavy, if they had to carry it off they'll be shagged out.


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 11:10 am
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They must have some deep underlaying problems.


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 11:15 am
 colp
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Anyway, we’re losing the thread here


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 11:16 am
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If you can track down the rug thief, then you might want someone to give them a slice of fist pie.

Will Ton oblige?


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 11:21 am
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I wish I had the skills, some prick stole my Wife’s new rug a new weeks ago – she is displeased to say the least.

Did it really tie the room together?


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 11:23 am
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Saw this on twitter as well..
Apparently the police are institutionally uninterested (even when people have cctv).

The best suggestion for "glitter alternative" on there was photocopier toner (possibly colour) :O)

Also no-ones mentioned the fart spray feature to ensure they chuck it away and he gets it back.

I reckon if you didn't need the gps and video you could make something much simpler which would just get revenge without recording it. You wouldn't get evidence, just a warm feeling inside.


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 11:23 am
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Last thiefs nicked a nice road bike as well. As above I'd have filled it with something much more unpleasant. Amazing how often it gets stolen.


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 11:28 am
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I wish I had the skills, some prick stole my Wife’s new rug a new weeks ago – she is displeased to say the least.

Was it Mat?


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 11:31 am
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Sounds like a stitch up


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 12:22 pm
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I think weave exhausted all of the rug jokes


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 12:23 pm
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I enjoyed that video but I still think seeing a thiefs head hit the ground is far more satisfying.


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 1:05 pm
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The best suggestion for “glitter alternative” on there was photocopier toner (possibly colour) :O)

Oooh, too far 🙂


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 3:32 pm
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NSFW catchy but sweary song accompanies the video.


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 3:43 pm
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I could have done with this - i ordered an iron off amazon and it got nicked.
I'm a bit depressed now, to say the least...

DrP


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 3:50 pm
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The best suggestion for “glitter alternative” on there was photocopier toner (possibly colour) :O)

You'd probably get done for assault or something considering copier toner is a hazardous substance.


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 3:57 pm
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Yes, a nailbomb would be better. Kill them dead and there wouldn't be any comeback.
Not sure whether the youtube video would be quite as much fun though.


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 4:14 pm
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i ordered an iron off amazon and it got nicked

That would have left me steaming.


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 8:03 pm
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Concntrated Garlic oil for the 'never coming out of the carpet ' long lasting effect. Although you used to be able to purchace Butyric acid which is just as bad ( parmisan / puke smell )


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 8:24 pm
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You’d probably get done for assault or something considering copier toner is a hazardous substance.

copier toner isn't a hazardous substance but will make a mess


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 8:32 pm
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i ordered an iron off amazon and it got nicked

That would have left me steaming.

Blah blah press charges etc.. sorry got a bit board.


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 8:46 pm
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Had someone do that to me years ago. Shame it was a dead (pet) rat wrapped up to be buried. Hope you enjoyed Jim-Bob ****face.

Lol at thieves making a getaway in a Prius. Badass playas.


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 8:57 pm
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Those bike theives in the clip looked more like homeless people in need of a bit of help not the kind of scum that steal to order. Yes I have had bikes nicked.


 
Posted : 18/12/2018 9:02 pm
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I love the fact that this guy spends months designing a device to such precision and thought (designing and printing a PCB, lots of software, 3D printing etc etc) just to throw glitter on people.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 8:09 am
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Those bike theives in the clip looked more like homeless people in need of a bit of help not the kind of scum that steal to order. Yes I have had bikes nicked.

I kinda felt that as well. It's a bit Bumfights justified by the fact they are stealing a rigged bike. Wonder how funny it would have been if one of them got seriously injured?

And yes, also had a bike stolen.


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 12:36 pm
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Have seen this one? way better outcome


 
Posted : 19/12/2018 8:44 pm

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