[Closed] Dealing with right wing newspaper readers.

Might surprise you to know quite a few of my friends are gay, lesbians Asian etc.

Not really. I've met quite a few gay, lesbian, Asian people with terrible taste in friends.

I bet you're fantastic at Scrabble.

Rusty Spanner - Member
I bet you're fantastic at Scrabble.

Really CBA with board games they're even more boring than the telly. 😛

Seriously mate, you want to do something about that hatred.
It's really bad for you - causes punctures, acne, chainsuck, all sorts.

And why do you think all lefties are apologists for fundamentalist religious asshats?
We're not, you know.

Try meeting some of us sometime, you might just change your mind.

Seriously mate, you want to do something about that hatred.

Disagreeing with left wing tripe isn't hatred. FYI the only thing I hate is liver. That stuff is f***ing rank, not much of a larger fan either.

Nah, you want be to frying some fresh chicken livers 'till they're pink, coated wih flour, salt & pepper.
Try 'em with some fresh tomatoes, olive oil and crusty bread.

Seriously man, fantastic.

British lager is nice too, Holt's Diamond is great.

Disagreeing with left wing tripe isn't hatred

Which bits do you disagree with btw?

Sod that I'd rather have chicken phall and a case of hobgoblin or a gallon of westons cider. the odd bottle of single malt with good mates on a campsite isn't a bad way to spend a night either.

Phall?
I like my bowel movements less painful than my bike crashes, ta.

So go on, which bits of leftie thinking don't you like?

Rusty,please don't groom him in public,it'll get us all some unwonted attention.

🙁
No one lets me have any fun anymore.

I really wanted a greyhound or a lurcher, but Ms S says they're unhygienic & hog the sofa. 😐

Oh, Gorehound,you may feel more at home here http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable ,much less leftie shilly-shallying about.

Actually Rusty,I think he's probably less hygienic than a lurcher.

'kay. 😥

Can I have a Liberal Democrat instead?

Thanks thejesmonddingo, your last few posts have had me s****ing 🙂

Well,it's all in the best possible taste LOL

Don't laugh Ernie, he's the future.

It'll be people like Gorehound putting your paper knickers on and warming your teddy bear in the microwave.

Phall isn't bad once you get through the pain barrier and it's the pathetic bleating and hypocracy I don't like. If you say you stand for something stand for it instead of preaching against capitalism when infact you/your parents are rich like a lot of the RCP/SWP clowns.

Course you can Rusty,they can't resist the imposition of discipline from a stronger party,it makes them so much easier to train.

😀

So, I won't own it, it'll be like a coalition of hearts & minds?

Actually Rusty,I think he's probably more hygienic than a left wing ignorant hypocrite hater like me.

There you go I corrected it for you.

Well,it will think so,but we know who the master will be,don't we?

Gorehound,you really mustn't post until Rusty says you can,you know what happens to bad dogs,don't you?

Gorehound - Member

Actually Rusty,I think he's probably more hygienic than a left wing ignorant hypocrite hater like me.

There you go I corrected it for you.

And you can get back in your basket too, or it's the rolled up newspaper again. 😀

You can be left wing and still believe in capitalism you know.
Well, democratic capitalism anyway.

And what about working class Tories?
'I borrowed a pair of boots to walk fifteen miles to vote Tory' as Alf Garnett once said.
Turkeys voting for Christmas?

CENTURY!

*Removes helmet (steady!), raises bat and salutes the pavilion*

In common with most right wingers, I'm not homophobic, racist and mysoginistic .... BUT.......

Now you see,you don't have these problems with a liberal-democrat,they yap a lot,but as soon as you tell them off,they hide in a corner with their tail between their legs,in fear of not being able to sit at the table with some real politicians.

Yawn. bored with this tripe now. Time to hit the pub and have a laff.

So they settle down and stop attempting to assert their place in the pack after castration?

*glitchy centre left bump*

I'm off for some chicken wings - just the left ones, obviously.

I'm having a chile,but being an anarchist,I have to throw it on the floor,and refuse to eat random parts of it.

This thread was all serious for a while. Then along came a doggy and it got all shouty and name calling. And then someone put the doggy back in his kennel. And some of you made me laugh so much a little bit of wee came out.

You don't need to castrate them,as soon as they learn their place in the pack hierarchy,they're as quiet as mice.

Mind you,I hear those conservatives have successfully used bullshit as a form of chemical castration.

Gorehound, are you in a band ?

you appear to have very negative thoughts /feelings toward humanity, did you suffer in your childhood, assuming that you have finished it ?

what a tedious thread, you could have called it.."immature politics for children - part 1"

Yes,it's the politics of the playground.

right wing tabloid readers...?
I just set me grandad to work on 'em..

they tastes blimmin' lovely in a pie...

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This place stinks of the left wing mafia...

Jamie,how nice of you to join in,it gives us a nice inclusive feeling.

moths to a flame.......

left wingers to a Noam Chomsky film...

Prefer Ken Loach myself.......

By the way Jamie,if you are going to join in,you'll find it quicker to let us know which type of leftie you'd like to be groomed by.

We moving straight to grooming? Not even a drink first? Blimey! You lot move quicker than a Guardian reader offered free hummus.*

*organic of course.

I'm a guardian reader who doesn't like hummus. I just feel so lost. I just want to feel like I belong, but Its proper minging

My brother works for a big bank... He's a contractor and gets paid pretty well, but doesn't do any of the tax avoidance stuff that most of them do. Some of them get very evangelical- but it's so easy! But you'll save a fortune! They'll just spend it all on dolehounds and grants for illegal immigrants anyway. Why not do it? and he just stares at them and says "Because I'm not a c**t".

Always goes down well apparently. So, you [i]could[/i] deal with them that way

I'm a guardian reader who doesn't like hummus. I just feel so lost. I just want to feel like I belong, but Its proper minging

Sorry, Binners. You've either got to acquire the taste, or start buying The Mail.

Oh, and did I mention you have [b]1 hour to decide![/b]

Tick Tock, Binners. Tick Tock.

Jamie - Member

This place stinks of the left wing mafia...

Do they make you an offer which is fair and equitable to both sides?

Do they make you an offer which is fair and equitable to both sides?

No, but there's just too much bloody houmous!

Do they make you an offer which is fair and equitable to both sides?

They make you an offer that not only can you refuse, you can probably ignore as well.

They might leave a head of lettuce in your bed, though.

O!!!! M!!!!! G!!!! The pressure!!! Whats worse is... I don't like olives either! Have I got to decide on those too?

Have I got to decide on those too?

Of course not. No-one actually likes olives. It's like beer and coffee. People just pretend to like them as they think it's a sign of growing up/being mature.

Rusty Spanner - Member

Might surprise you to know quite a few of my friends are gay, lesbians Asian etc.

Not really. I've met quite a few gay, lesbian, Asian people with terrible taste in friends.

I bet you're fantastic at Scrabble

What a fantastic and funny responce to the borehound, i must remember to use that next time i meet a right wing bore.

Probably Gorehound has had to go to bed past his bedtime, or mummy has seen him chating to us slightly left wingers.

I like olives. And humous. And beer.
But not the Guardian.

I'm all confused now, rebellion can be lonely, but surprisingly high in natural fibre.

But of course, being a leftie hypocrite I've had fish and chips for supper.
I asked my butler to leave them in the newspaper though, so I could feel the pain of the proletariat.

The Golden Fish near Turf Moor btw, 8/10, I'll be back.

even my kids like houmous - think what soft lefty shiteheads we must be

Not read a single reply but boy, what an inflammatory OP.

People are different. Gay, Nazi, Mormon, Jedi, Socialist, Roadie.

Deal with it.

even my kids like houmous - think what soft lefty shiteheads we must be

I will pray for you.

I will pray for you.

ooops, sorry, mask slipped a tad there

Gay, Nazi, Mormon, Jedi, Socialist, Roadie.

I think I met her in the Banshee once.

As it happens prolapse I've been to the pub. Just because your mammy keeps you on a short leash doesn't mean were all repressed spoiled bitch poor little public school rich kids like you. BTW I work for a living and probably have done since before you were born sonny.

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Nazi. Short for national SOCIALIST. Same as commie really. You lefties need to think before you spout. Hitler and Stalin were very alike, a right pair of bigoted totalitarian murdering hateful scumbags, and both were socialists.

Gorehound - Member
As it happens prolapse I've been to the local conservative club, for som emoral support.

There fixed it for you , borehound

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can't have been much fun in the pub, you back on here pretty sharp

can't have been much fun in the pub, you back on here pretty sharp

Some twohat wanted the xfactor on.

I am not a 'Leftie'. I am politically asexual. But saying a nazi is the same as a socialist is laughable. Really.

You can't actually be taking Gorehound seriously? Now [i]that's[/i] laughable.

Some twohat wanted the xfactor on.

what kind of pub is that?

Nazi= the german national socialist party for those who don't know.

what kind of pub is that?

The only bloody pub within walking distance of our house. Wondered why there wasn't many in.

But Gore, that doesn't make them a Socialist party as a political 'wing'. Try picking up a Google and reading it.

The only bloody pub within walking distance of our house. Wondered why there wasn't many in.

Is not The Dog and Bone by any chance ?

x factor was quite good tonight, lots of peeps hoping to improve their lives, some with talent and some without.

But everyone is equal, and not dependant on which school or uni they went to, unlike the present class system.

Nope but there're some real bitches in there particularly an ex para and an ex marine who spend all night taking the p**s out of each other and everyone else in the place

mammy

Bitty for the dawg.

If you're still thinking of left and right in politics you're probably still meshed up in the arguments of 120 years ago. The newspapers seem to have ignored this but luckily our broadlly similar centralist parties have new and exciting questions to answer like "where did all the money go?" "Does Bono mean we can't play wonga dot com to the third world any more?"

There's no such thing as a right wing newspaper reader - they just look at the pictures in disgust ( secret disgust at themselves )

deadlydarcy - Member
mammy
Bitty for the dawg.

You're really sad and boring aren't you.

*Darcy goes running to the mods crying to grass "that nasty gorehound is calling me names ban him mister moderator"

Just because you have no valid response some of you have to resort to personal insults, and you have the nerve to call others trolls. Take a look at yourselves before you call others and gang up to start bullying.

*sits back and waits for the next ban.

DD - You've been relatively quiet since your mates have been whittled away!

It's past your bedtime Gorehound.