[Closed] Day off rant.

I had a nice breakfast followed by 5 pints in my local

hic.

hth

It's now Tuesday ❓

Then waited for the tree surgeon to turn up monday afterrnoon to do some work and he failed to show up without a call or text.

You sure he didn't leaf a message?

You sure he didn't leaf a message?

Why wood he do that ?

I haven't got a job yet after being made redundant nearly three weeks ago. Q_Q

You sure he didn't leaf a message?

Fir what reason?

Yew should have called him.

I haven't got a job yet after being made redundant nearly three weeks ago. Q_Q

I bet GTA is getting a battering 8)

Mobile or leylandliine?

I'd have twigged after 1/2 hour he was a no show and gone out on the bike.

Mobile or leylandliine?

Yew should have called him.

Fir what reason?

I have created a monster. I should have my posting rights revoaked.

Oak come on, it's not that bad.

Perhaps he's branched out into other fields of work

You lot are a bunch of saps. Utterly barking!

I think you need to get to the root of the issue.

You should've called them to get to the root of their issue

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Dammit 😡

A whole day off, just to have it rowaned by someone not turning up. Call the copse.

I have created a monster. I should have my posting rights revoaked.

Cedar point, but woodn't be a poplar decision.

Cedar point, but woodn't be a poplar decision.

I dunno. Think it's best if I just log off.

In fact you'd better make that Special Branch.

Nearly pissing myself now.

These puns are so bad. They are sapling all my strength.

I dunno. Think it's best if I just log off.

Don't be such a pussy willow.

It might be time to axe this thread.

Walnut it have been better to wait. I'm sure Alder problems don't need sorting now.

These puns are so bad, somebody should call the copse

I'm sycamore of this. This is just Plane silly now.

boxfish - Member
These puns are so bad, somebody should call the copse

Would that be a trunk call?

Fir heavens sake. Will you all stop larching about. Beech sensible.

Anyway, have you spoken to the tree surgeon yet, and did he just Palm you off?

I can't think of any more. Best let sleeping logs lie.

He's probably at home after munching on acorn on the cobb, conkered out on the sofa.

Maple you should discuss it with your Elders, bit it's a Monkey Puzzle to me?

Maybe the tree surgeon just Saw a better earner elsewhere. Maybe in Cork?

It would make him more Poplar

Come on now, these are getting weak. It's time to spruce this up a bit.

If anyone can get 'giant redwood' into this I'll bough down before yew.

Heh heh,cheered me up no end might go to the unicorn then the forresters and spend some of his money.

Well don't sit at home pine ing. Surely you called him to conifer your Dis sap ointment.

Is it possible that hebe making a mistake?

Or when he made his excuses it want a case of that old chestnut.

I've just twigged on that a few posts are puns.

breadcrumb - Member
I've just twigged on that a few posts are puns.

It took you that long?

Ashtonishing!!!!!

Bliley, didn't realise this thread was still lumbering along. I've been stumped for ages for any more puns.

I've just twigged on that a few posts are puns.

Then you alder read them more carefully next time

You're all barking.

To the OP - life's a beech.

Anyway, you need to let it go. No point in arboring a grudge.

I'm sure we're all rooting for OP's wife

woah there fellers - doesn't bad news come in trees ? There may be another brush with misfortune to come before he can cedar bright side

This thread only has a veneer of respectability left. And that could easily varnish.

Very poor service, yew must be wild.

I'm going to put my Wellingtonia on as the Dogwood like to go for a walk.

Ahhh, I think I saw the tree surgeon, he was working on a weird vine/beanstalk thing nearby. Apparently the huge fella at the top has cataracts and as a result really struggles to see. Well, part way through he noticed the gruff big fella sat on his front garden with the newspaper and he ended up watching for ages...

Well, your wouldn't thin a half blind giant red, wood you?

Close enough dannyh?

Close, but no cedar.

Is no one going to rekindle this thread?

When he arrives, box his ears. And then shoe him, and his family for good measure.

You lot should be birched for this thread. Meh who gives a Fig what I say.

Was it the National Hospital for Nyewrosurgery - in Bloomsberry ?

5 pints with lunch ? So no Oak aged Whisky .Did you drink in the main bar or the cork and bottle ?

There are too many posts on here now and the OP can't see the wood for the trees

He might need a yew pair of glasses then

One thing's for sure, when that tree surgeon shows up he willow the OP an explanation.

He'd better have a roburst excuse for his treehaviour.

Holly Molly, some of these are treely awful!

If he had turned up he'd have been Robinia at that price anyway.Perhaps he had a big event in his Privet life and couldn't get there.

I'd suggest that you need to cheer yourself up, go test ride a new bike, I'd recommend a Giant, red would be nice, better than blue, perhaps a 29er?

did you get sctratchings in the pub? I can never get any down my local as they attract a very tedious man. You see, our bore eat 'em.

Make no misteak, they will divide and conker

Frankly it sounds like he's running rings round you. Ivy number fir a good one if yew need it.

Perhaps he had to see his Elderly aunt Maple and change her Gorse dressing?

Bunch of budding comedians....the lot of yew.

This is very confusing...time for some plane talking please

Why so ashen faced, spruce yewself up. Cherry up, here have a twiglet

I've just twigged on that a few posts are puns.

You've had yer chips then. As I said I have a number acacia need it...he's from chiselhurst.

Are you off down the pub again op ? I would drink some cedar ,Dry Blackthorn is nice

maybe he was busy mulch'in his girlfriend