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so what happens if the trees were picked up on the 'inventory' of the property? Agent comes round, where's the trees?
I bet they read the daily mail.
So, go round and say "I think some scallies have been in my garden, doing damage, honestly, young people today have no respect, this country. I bet they were gay illegal immigrants"
then when they say it was them you can say," what on earth for? it's like you've raped my eyes"
they'll know then that they are worse than everything they hate.
or, attach a load of super high powered lights to poles and point them into their living room window.
I'd be getting some cheap white paint and just lay it on thick on the joints in the fence so it runs out on the other side.. then maybe jizz on the fence and set it on fire
So the next door owners / tennants , for whatever reason jumped the fence and cut down the tree . There has to be a sunlight issue , or a particularly nice view that they wanted to see.
They then left the evidence in full veiw in their own garden .
Deliberate wind up act .- You know it was us . What are you going to do about it....
Rise above them . Do and say nothing . Revenge is a dish best dished out in a higher magnitude .
As an aside , creosote or alloy wheel cleaner a 10ft penis on their lawn would be fair . Need re turfing to remove . Dont ever take your alloy wheels off the car and clean them on your lawn with alloy wheel cleaner . UNless you want 4 circular patterns that look like an alien spacecraft has landed embedded in your lawn for years
Singletrackmind speaks with the voice of experience. Less damaging is the iron salt that greens up the lawn. This can be spread to spell "old gits live here" on the front lawn.
Invent a time machine, go back to the night of the neighbours conception and just before the father impregnates the mother, slap his arse with a dead cat dipped in vinegar. Disaster averted.
I think she should just go into his garden, cut something of his down and leave it in her garden. I am confident it will annoy him immensely. And as he owns, an escalation is going to harm his pride and joy more.
a 10ft penis on their lawn would be fair
I have seen that done, very effective, but might just get the boys in blue visiting 😉
My brother had a 30 foot streatch of trees cut down by his neighbour while he was on his holiday, so he hired a 40 foot tall inflatable waving santa and lit it up at night waving into the neighbours garden 😉
That all ended up in court and a £7k payout to replace the trees.
update.
Landlord did not give permission but also is not bothered about the lost bush .
Sam is going to have a chat with neighbour and tell him he's been a bastid
also going to point him to this thread .
I suggested a call to the local newspaper and give them the story of MBE recipient taking law into his own clippers.
To save an arguement when the tenancy ends I would write to the Landlord confirming that they have been informed and what their reaction was.
...the story of MBE recipient taking law into his own clippers.
To be fair as a Member of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, I think it is rather fitting that the recipient should enter territory, of which he has no legal right to do so, and then does as he pleases - destroying whatever he fancies. He sounds a most worthy holder of this prestigious award.
Troutie's daughter Sam did give the neighbours permission to come into her garden, and the Landlord has no objection to the damage/theft. The only issue remaining is the deception - the neighbours said they wanted access to paint their fence and ended up cutting down and taking the tree. Bizarre!
The only issue remaining is the deception
Ah, the long established imperil strategy of deceiving the natives and luring them into agreements which are never kept and used to undermine them. My god this man is a monster, no wonder he was awarded an MBE.
BTW Fence is wrong way around
I think that's a bit of a myth.
Pics of daughter or it never happened!
So the neighbor is an MBE = Malicious Bush Eraser
Go to local press, they might love it.
bigrich - Member
I bet they read the daily mail.So, go round and say "I think some scallies have been in my garden, doing damage, honestly, young people today have no respect, this country. I bet they were gay illegal immigrants"
then when they say it was them you can say," what on earth for? it's like you've raped my eyes"
they'll know then that they are worse than everything they hate.
LOL 😀
wunundred
no news as yet if she went around next door
I hope the cheeky sods are going to paint the fence....Not doing so would have me looking for some knotweed just before my tenancy was up,that will make the git stop worrying about a conifer.
Hold on - is the daughter Israel or the Palestinians?
Go [s]to local press[/s] directly to The Daily Mail, they might love it.
I love the fact you lot are encouraging revenge attacks, whilst the landlord clearly couldn't give a toss.
Get a load of dafodil bulbs, and in the dead of night carefully plant them in the neighbours lawn to spell out "Bastid", then wait till next spring for the ultimate insult to be delivered from the earth.