[Closed] Dating a younger woman!

Don't withhold pudding if she misbehaves as that would be a violation of her rights under the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child.

Other than that, good plan.

Make an effort but don't be weird.

We'll need to know the ages to give a proper verdict, are we talking 18 & 54? for example.

Oh no,I've made a life out of being weird.

Sadly,your not to far out Jekkyl.Still I,m young at heart and filthy rich.Or perhaps just filthy considering the context.Umm...

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Photos?

Photos?

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😉

Oh yea......

hmmm totally depends doesn't it?

I mean errr... even younger women have individual personalities I think

^^^^ if two smiles could say a thousand words 😀

Its ok if shes a Prostitute but selective with customers according to a recent STWer

I would advise against it. They never tend to have heard of Joy Division or Rhubarb and Custard.
Apart from that it's fine.

Depends how young. Jimmy Saville young or phwoooaaar young? If the latter, you might regret the yawning age gap when she chatters about whatever da yoof are into whilst she changes your colostomy bag... again 🙂

Otherwise usual advice; claim another pubic scalp and move on...

Make sure you get it right which member of One Direction is best. It could be a deal breaker

Otherwise usual advice; claim another pubic scalp and move on...

Plus the [url= http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Campsite+rule ]Campsite Rule[/url] applies due to the age disparity.

🙂

Vague with details. Wishful thinking STW-er or Troll post?

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springs to mind...

Llort??

In terms of age remember the golden rule, half your age + 7 is the lowest socially acceptable age you can get away with.

We need pitchers 😉

Make sure (s)he's not an online FBI agent?

Okay, on the large-ish assumption that this isn't a troll, and you are nearing the age mentioned above (54) then surely you've learnt by now the key to anything in life - Just. Be. Yourself.

54 means you can go as low as 34, any lower than that and you're in dangerous ground.

Is this like a Stephen Fry type age gap:-)

Got a few friends that have reasonably big age gaps between them and their partners. Biggest is 24 (him 56, her 32) and they are perfect for each other. Same outlook on life, interests, proper peas-in-a-pod. Quite a few older women/younger men too, although they tend to be only a few years difference. Biggest is 5 I think. But the it seems pretty normal to me as there's 17 years between my parents!

Is this like a Stephen Fry type age gap

Not a problem except for that leering cheshire-cat face it puts on in all the pics

don't forget to anal bleach before meeting the lucky lady http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/anal-bleaching

Cialis.

hmmm totally depends doesn't it?

I mean errr... even younger women have individual personalities I think

Already 'Answer Of The Week' for me.

I was dating a girl once upon a time who was 17 when we met (told me she was 19)... I was 32 at the time.... it worked well for a couple of years 🙂

When I was 27 I was dating an 18 year old. 21 years on we are married with two kids 🙂

Some advice here

Simple, see this guy....

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Don't be him.

Then you should be fine, HTH.

My Grandad was 50 when he married my Gran at 20. He was a fading aristocracy she was bored with the local urchins, stayed together until he died in his early 90s and she says she has no regrets.

May to December weddings were apparently quite common following the US Civil War, so there's plenty of historical precedent.

Just personally though, I'm happy being with someone roughly my own age. They know themselves better than youngsters do (as a rule).

@ mudshark

Your Grandad was what is technically known as a Lucky Bastard. The lucky bastard. 😀

Mudshark, thats still 40 + years, more than many people get. nice work.

Just be careful not to talk about back doors or slats.

A school friend of my Dad, now 84, left the RC priesthood at 60 and married a woman aged 30 whom he had known since she was born. They have two sons, both in very good jobs.

How about that?

What! An ex priest can have kids that get good jobs, it's a miracle.

Skip to 50 seconds

Have a graph!

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Just personally though, I'm happy being with someone roughly my own age.

Me too - it's just that people assume "ma missus" to be young enough for me to be a lucky b'stard, extremely rich or hung like a donkey 🙂 we just tell them I feed her on the blood of our teenage sacrfice victims, seems to keep them from delving too deeply into our marital affairs

either that or I am wearing my age worse than Jeremy Clarkson 🙁

Can someone explain the graph, it seems overly complicated?

Can someone explain the graph, it seems overly complicated?

Can someone explain the graph, it seems overly complicated?

Read your age off the blue line, the minimum age you can date without failing the creepy rule (1/2 age + 7) is value of the red line on the vertical axis.

So if you're 70 you can date 41 ish, but if you're 18 you can only get away with 16.

or hung like a donkey

A Fast Show sketch springs to mind.

I am not posting it!

So what is the horizontal scale?

Their age on x axis [ horizontal
Your age on y axis [ vertical]

The dating is the easy bit; its when (if in your case) you get introduction to the parents.
I can still feel the hostility of my future mother in laws* glare over the table as i was "checked out" at our first meeting.

* we are best friends now, well as best you can be and 16 years later.

A Fast Show sketch springs to mind.

I am not posting it!

This one?
NSFW

Graph with labels 🙂
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[quote=monkeycmonkeydo ]Any experiences,suggestions,joys,pitfalls etc.Thanks for any advice.

Admit it, you didn't post looking for advice. You just wanted to gloat to all the other middle aged blokes (in bad marriages) on here.

What have I started?

I'd date a younger woman. I said at work I'd see Taylor Swift and I was met with euwww your way too old for her!

I just spotted this thread was one above anal bleaching in the list (it won't be now).

Your Grandad was what is technically known as a Lucky Bastard.

Well he did lead a rather adventurous life until settling down in his 50s buying a farm on Anglesey spending much time shooting and generally socializing with old money types. So she joined in on all of that and presumably feels she had a better life than she would have done marrying one of the Holyhead ruffians.... They used to own Penrhos and the land around Anglesey Aluminium which some of you will know.

Does she cycle? All that matters really.

[quote=Gunz ]Does she [s]cycle[/s] ride? All that matters really.

Not sure on Mowglis graph. When I'm 55, I can 'date' a women who's 100........... Surely that's wrong. I mean saggy boobs and all that for starters........and teeth............ and zimmers......euurrgghhhh

Having smashed that half your age + 7 on two occasions, once in my thirties and again in my forties I can only offer this.I did learn from the mistakes I made first time round....unfortunately I then went on to make a whole bunch of new ones 🙁

Not sure on Mowglis graph. When I'm 55, I can 'date' a women who's 100........... Surely that's wrong. I mean saggy boobs and all that for starters........and teeth............ and zimmers......euurrgghhhh

Well get yourself to the gym then to tighten up those boobs!

Lunge/Ewan

I always thought age/2 +7 was the ideal not the maximum.....

Every girlfriend I've had has been younger than me, two were fourteen years younger, one nine years, never been a problem.
Probably because in my head I'm still around twenty or so...

willard - Member
May to December weddings were apparently quite common following the US Civil War, so there's plenty of historical precedent.

From Wikipedia:

[i]Maudie Hopkins (December 7, 1914 – August 17, 2008) was an American woman believed to be the last publicly known surviving widow of a Civil War veteran.
Born as Maudie Cecilia Acklin in Baxter County, Arkansas, she married William M. Cantrell (aged 86) on February 2, 1934, when she was 19. Cantrell had enlisted in the Confederate States Army at age 16 in Pikeville, Kentucky, and served in General Samuel G. French's Battalion of the Virginia Infantry. He was captured in 1863, and was part of a prisoner exchange. He had had a previous wife, who died in 1929.[/i]

A friend of mine is married to a guy she got together with when she was 18 and he was 30. He was also a teacher at her old school...

Wifes friend (43) is about to move in with her 72 year old "boyfriend". So.... half you age plus 7, eh?

Was seeing a 26 year old last year. I'm 44. She was worth it. 🙂

Rachel

allthegear - Member

Was seeing a 26 year old last year. I'm 44. She was worth it.

Rachel

😯

edit: anyone that I will see in future will be far younger than me ... 😯

Oh ya ... not "back of the net" yet ...

So how does the graph work?

She's blond with big baps if that helps.

I don't know, does it?

Aracer,if you don't know I cant help you.

Does for me.