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What would be your opening line?
"Hi, I'm an internet loudmouth."
(/thread)
Alternatively and more likely, "FFS, is everyone here male?"
"I've got 27.5 inches that could make you come alive"
I'll get my coat.
Can I sniff your saddle......
Early Bird Ticket - woman 😯
Do you buy them on Twitter ?
🙂
Would you like to see my helmet?
I bet you can't ride as fast as me!
what do you prefer: fat and knobbly or thin and bald?
Can I ring your bell?
and she could ask
Can I have a go of your horn?
What the hell good is that??! Posting it after the event! Hmph.
What the hell good is that??! Posting it after the event! Hmph.
Wednesday, 4 December 2013 from 19:00 to 22:00
Is drafting allowed?
Rubbish a week after I was actualky below the Watford gap - and probably not much good unless there are male cyclists available to take away from the south!
adjustablewench - Member
and probably not much good unless there are male cyclists available to take away from the south!
Depends on what you're planning on ordering. 😛
I may well mention my hardtail.
fancy a ride on my massive frontage ?
(if on the jones or fat bike)
or
did you know that it's a scientific fact that singlespeeders make better lovers as we know how to pace ourselves and can thrutch with a mighty speed when needed
failing that it's back to the old chloroform impregnated buff 😀
Good job I've got my cycling mitts on - you look too hot to handle 😀
Let me just grab my nipple spanner, dirty cranker........
I'm a SSer, I can gurn in or out of the saddle. Would you like to see?
Gurrrrnnnnnnn!
I'd really like to see a photo of the attendees. Its kinda pitched at fixie hipsters but I reckon it might be mamil commuters. I'm predicting 80% male.
I'm single and desperate, I have no social skills, I have a waggon load of baggage and hang ups after a messy life prior to suddenly finding myself single and living in a rented bedsit at that unfortunate age where I am starting to look my age and parts of my body are beginning to fail. Fancy going on somewhere after?
No takers then?
You had me at desperate 😉
"My other bike is a Porsche 911... no, really this is all I can afford. And the bearings are shot, strange noises coming from the fork. Don't suppose you're Cytech qualified?"