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Heading out for a ride last night and Mrs Feet says " You look like Spiderman in that Jacket. Don't get run over because I am not claiming you wearing THAT!!"
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Possibly not the most woeful outfit I have ever been out in
(the offending jacket
http://www.rutlandcycling.com/158424/products/altura-attack-360-windproof-softshell-jacket-blue---red.aspx?origin=pla&kwd=&currency=GBP&gclid=CNiN_J7D-csCFRG3GwodaJoL0Q
So what is your bike fashion faux pas?


 
Posted : 06/04/2016 7:53 am
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I like that jacket.
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This winter, Brasher hiking boots with biblongs, the full Max Wall.

Mostly at night, to be fair.


 
Posted : 06/04/2016 7:56 am
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That jacket looks all right

Worst offenders are the people who wear grey tracksuits to ride around Cannock when it's wet. A wet saggy tracksuit with a huge shit stripe up the back is not a good look

Combine with a 2-litre drinks bottle in a carrier bag on the bars for the full look


 
Posted : 06/04/2016 8:07 am
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Apparently wearing lycra on a black run. And riding an XC hardtail.

Apparently. 😐


 
Posted : 06/04/2016 8:12 am
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That's a nice jacket. Really nails the, [i]"Roma Gypsy down the dole office"[/i] look.


 
Posted : 06/04/2016 8:17 am
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That's alright I reckon, it's trying a bit hard to be High Street but it's not too bad at all.

The thing with any cycling kit is that you're a grown man/woman riding a bike, you look an idiot however you dress. This is the reason I now dress entirely functionally when aboard a bike, and this means Lycra as it is the best tool for the job.


 
Posted : 06/04/2016 8:25 am
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I think that jacket is smart - in a nod to mid eighties breakdance.

I have some Lycra with white panels - I only wear them in the dark or when temperatures are over 25 degrees. 😐


 
Posted : 06/04/2016 8:43 am
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I sometimes see a not so slim chap round Sheffield on a road bike in full white Lycra. And I do mean full; long legs and arms.

Seems an odd choice of attire to me.


 
Posted : 06/04/2016 8:50 am
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White lycra bib shorts matched with hairy pasty white legs . I was young and foolish.


 
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I sometimes see a not so slim chap round Sheffield on a road bike in full white Lycra. And I do mean full; long legs and arms.

Seems an odd choice of attire to me.

There's a not so slim (see obese) guy I see cycling around Belfast wearing extremely short, pink, jogging shorts. And when I say short I mean shorter than Daisy Duke's shorts short.


 
Posted : 06/04/2016 8:55 am
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I have that jacket, my 3 year old thinks i'm spiderman when I wear it. Beyond that it's a great jacket and far less horrid than a lot of stuff you see


 
Posted : 06/04/2016 10:52 am
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Top PSA on that jacket many thanks!


 
Posted : 06/04/2016 10:53 am
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I have that same jacket and I had a random couple tell me that they thought I was Spiderman coming towards them on a bike. I took it as a compliment. I also think the jacket is a great fit and keeps the wind off.


 
Posted : 06/04/2016 12:16 pm
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did your mrs sleep through the entire 70s and 80s?

that jacket's got bags of retro chic..


 
Posted : 06/04/2016 12:20 pm
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@ Yunki, exactly...now where is my Grifter?....


 
Posted : 06/04/2016 1:52 pm
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Heads up - that jacket isn't so great if you're tall but not wide. I'm 6'3 and a medium had sleeves that were too short

Otherwise felt great though, cuffs weren't elasticated


 
Posted : 06/04/2016 1:55 pm
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i tried on a helmet (apparently my size!) that'd go with that jacket
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Posted : 06/04/2016 2:04 pm
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Yeah I tried one of those at the weekend. They're a bit different eh


 
Posted : 06/04/2016 2:07 pm
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Full team Sky regalia for proper knobbers, unless you are a member of team Sky then you have no choice!


 
Posted : 06/04/2016 2:09 pm
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Yeah I tried one of those at the weekend. They're a bit different eh

handy for your riding pals as when it rains there's room under the peak for everyone


 
Posted : 06/04/2016 2:12 pm
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With that jacket, you could be an extra in


 
Posted : 06/04/2016 2:15 pm
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Yeah, about that - last year I bought myself a cheap jacket because I rarely wear them, it looks a bit like this...

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It's meant for hi-viz road riding, but being the practical chap I am I don't care as long as it stops my getting soaked through.

FF to last week, and I bought myself a new bike, it looks like this...

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So now every wet ride I look like I'm about to slap someone in the face, because you know when you've been Tango'd.


 
Posted : 06/04/2016 2:15 pm
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That helmet looks like its been designed to make you look like....

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Posted : 06/04/2016 2:15 pm
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@ rOcKeTdOg - I tried one of those Fox Metahs on. For an expensive helmet it looked massive, wider than a Catlike Leaf! like a 90's day glow 747 perched on top of my boat.


 
Posted : 06/04/2016 2:18 pm
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Team Sky kit (or any team your not a member of) +1


 
Posted : 06/04/2016 2:18 pm
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Heads up - that jacket isn't so great if you're tall but not wide. I'm 6'3 and a medium had sleeves that were too short

Shouldn't really suprise you but at 6'3 you aren't exactly a 'medium' sized person.....of course the sleeves were too short, it was made for someone about 5'7 lol

(6'2, slim built, XL fits perfectly)


 
Posted : 06/04/2016 2:25 pm
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That jacket looks like it was inspired by the old Nike Windrunner jackets we used to wear as kids back in the eighties.

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I think its pretty kool


 
Posted : 06/04/2016 4:46 pm
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rOcKeTdOg - Member
i tried on a helmet (apparently my size!) that'd go with that jacket
Damn, that's UGLY
... and its hat doesn't fit 😉


 
Posted : 06/04/2016 4:53 pm
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Apparently baggies in an XC race aren't the done thing

Who'd have thunk it? But then it's been twenty years since I raced XC. I promise to break out the Lycra on Saturday.


 
Posted : 06/04/2016 4:54 pm
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rOcKeTdOg -
i tried on a helmet (apparently my size!) that'd go with that jacket

Proper laugh-at-loud at that helmet. And I thought Fox wanting £100 for their shorts was their biggest joke!


 
Posted : 06/04/2016 5:03 pm
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bensales -
Apparently baggies in an XC race aren't the done thing

Except no-one gives a shit


 
Posted : 06/04/2016 5:04 pm
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IMO -Rocketdog looks more like big bird than woody woodpecker .
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Posted : 06/04/2016 7:38 pm
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Two words for you all....

Biker
Fox

My work here is done.


 
Posted : 06/04/2016 7:45 pm

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