[Closed] Curry or Pizza.

Whatevers easiest/quickest/most of.

Sorry but that's an answer that's not worth typing.😜

Curry, definitely.

Sorry but that’s an answer that’s not worth typing

Ok, Both, plus a fish finger sandwich & a chicken parmo.

curry pizza

Pizza dipped in curry.

Curry, pizza and fishfingers all on the way.

Going to be even more confusing when we arrive in Scotchland tomorrow and we have to decide whether to have them battered and deep fried or not.

Chinese over them two. But pizza before curry. I always think curry is better eaten in than taken out, with the opposite for pizza.

Chinese over them two.

You dirty bastard. 🤣

Curry - faster (ping), tastier and a naan's pretty much a pizza base anyway

Parmo or kebab if getting it on the way home, though

Pizza, hands down.

Curry over pizza for me

toast

Pizza, but simple margarita stylee.

Kebab.

But otherwise curry, from the takeaway or better pop in a restaurant if they're still open.

Can't say I ever have a craving for pizza after night out on beers but then not a big greasy swimming in cheese doughy pizza fan anyway. Decent Italian pizza maybe, but that's out to an Italian restaurant maybe and with wine (yeah I know Italians actually say they don't really do wine with pizza. Beer preferred. Though I find a thin Italian pizza just goes better with wine, whereas wine doesn't go with thick cheese heavy American style pizzas).

Kebab on the way home.

Cheap and effective.

ton.

No offence mate but you've not grown up into the big lad that i remember when I met you by eating toast after a few beers.😎

+1 for kebab, near instant, spicy and if you have a bit of salad you don’t feel so bad about chipping off the now solid fat from your shoes that dripped on when you ate it walking home.

We have a night out tonight so the kids were dropped off at grandparents this afternoon and we ordered a curry, phoned them up after a while only to find that their site is accepting orders and payments but it's not putting it through. So as a last minute alternative it's pizza from the freezer.

I really wanted a curry :/

Curry every time.

I wan a BUUURRRGER*

* not really, I just had one, I love Deliveroo when I'm working on a Saturday...

Both.

I made an "Indian chip butty" the other day.  Chips and curry sauce on a garlic naan.  It was every bit as wrong and as delicious as it sounds.

For hottub consumption pitza

A pizza of course - stop pretending any of you have an air of sophistication by saying curry. A curry is for when you have the senses to appreciate all the amazing flavours and textures in an Indian meal.

When you've made best mates with the taxi driver and have only just manged to open the front door - shoving slabs of dough and melted cheese into your mouth cannot be beaten.

Plus, who wants leftover cold curry for breakfast?

Plus, who wants leftover cold curry for breakfast?

is this some kind of trap?

A) EVERYBODY does

B) leftover ?

Scaredypants is wise.

Mexican fajitas, so easy, even I can do them in under 10mins from getting in the kitchen!*

* When I'm not bunged up with flu or cat aids

depends where you are

I've been in / near Bratfud since 1982. what is this 'pizza' you talk of?

Pizza from Ronnies in Stourbridge, I’m sure they’ll deliver as far out as you

Do you see lines of pissed-up people queuing up at 1am to buy a lamb biryani? No, of course not. Brain doesn't seek carefully spiced rice after a skinful.

Whereas Papa Johns is like like a 2007 queue for Northern Rock.

In order of drunken preference, takeaway;

Kebab

Curry

Burger

Chinese

Chips

Pizza

If 'cooking' myself

Supernoodle sandwiches

Crisp sandwiches

Cheese on toast

Cheese in big lumps

The wife's bottles of spirits on the sideboard between courses

Half rice half chips with curry sauce.

My favourite of our local Indian restaurants took over its premises when the artisan pizzeria folded. They kept the wood-fired pizza oven out front, and now do kick-ass pizza as well as great curries. Last weekend my niece and her boyfriend were staying, so we all have pizza with onion bhajis (with lime chilli sauce).

It's the future I tell you!

Super noodle sandwiches??!!!!!

This is a new stw low.

🙂

I had a kebab sober once....

Won’t make that mistake again 🙁

Went with a curry.

My arse is now on fire. 😵 🎆

Curry of choice.

Big Naan bread.

Tip curry onto Naan bread and spread out.  Top with grated cheese.  Sorted.

don't forget the pineapple

I'm really not sure what curry I ended up having last night, but judging by the bumsplosion that just occurred it was a spicy one!

You are, of course,all wrong.

The correct answer is the 16” Tandoori Munchie Box.

when the artisan pizzeria folded.

Calzoni?

Plus, who wants leftover cold curry for breakfast?

Me. Mmmm.

I had a kebab sober once….

What do they taste like?

Like an angel crying on your tongue.

Kebabs are wasted on the wasted.

Oven bottom muffin, well buttered and stuffed full of Wotsits. Maybe HP sauce to taste.

Then another one.

Chips and curry sauce from a Chinese takeaway - a style of curry sauce that unique to Chinese restaurants but same whether you go are in Portree or Portsmouth and strangely moreish 🙂

Calzoni?

I do like the Asda made on the spot version cheese an pepperoni of this.

Calzone

Sigh.

Special fried rice, sweet and sour king prawn balls.

Empty everything out onto a plate at once , shovel it all into open gob.

Anything else is too much faff.

Glass of whisky, fall asleep watching Father Ted.

our local does a really good curry calzone. The lamb tandoori calzone is quite special, found whilst accidentally ordering it. I was initialy just afetr a lamb tandoori, but being english, speaking to someone used to hearing broad glaswegian meant that it translated into a tandoori calzone.

picked it up and just thought, why not? and was hooked.

cant eat a full one though, but having it cold for breakfast is quite special.

All this talk of traditional English food 45 minutes before lunch is driving me bonkers.

Curry > Leftovers on toast with a fried egg on top is ace 🙂

Mmm, i've got a load of left over lamb in the fridge from dinner yesterday, that'll be going into a curry tonight.

If i've been drinking though it's usually a kebab or burger, you have to wait too long for pizza.

Certainly not a curry: I sleep bad enough after a night out as it is, let alone also with a stomach full of curry**.

A slice of toast is generally my go to post-pub grub but if I had to chose from one of the OP suggestions, it would be A slice of pizza.

If I went out early (say, to watch a footie match), and heading home earlier, I might consider a curry, or possibly a chicken shish, but not after 9pm.

**For the record: I love a good curry.

Good curry every time over pizza.

Deep fried curry pizza.