[Closed] crisps yes or no ? lol

no lol

People who eat crisps are low class and criminal and stoopid and can't do photocopying properly blah blah blah blah......

Etc.

I think you get the picture.

THREAD CLOSED

HOW DARE YOU!

crisps make you look stoopid, only the poor and uneducated scum eat crisps, thats why they sell them in cheap supermarkets, up north and to chavs or criminals

anybody eating crisps are stoopid, its a clear visual clue that you're a complete retard (fact)

i wouldnt employ you

the general public dont want to see crisps

using block capitols, is a sign of being stoopid molgrips

ive just had a big bag of hot and spicey monster munch mmmmmm 😉

Poor? The ****ing things have just cost me 50p. Ooop North I could buy a suit for that.

😆

the general public dont want to see crisps

thats a clear sign that you want to make a statement against society firestarter, this means i can quite accurately make assumptions about you as a person, the kind of person who i wouldnt employ.

whats "50p" harry? i must assume its a unit of currency but in my super high paid job running a business in the proffessional communications industry i havent come across it...

using block capitols, is a sign of being stoopid molgrips

Dammit!

I thought being called Shibboleth was a sign of being stoopid?

I'm just back from the supermarket with some timeless salt and vinegar ones.
The thing about crisp haters is that they just don't get crisps and don't realise that us crisp eaters don't really care that they don't get it.

The old "crisps / too close to lunch" quandry? Make a crisp butty, problem solved.

As a result of this thread, I popped out and bought two bags of crisps. I've just realised this now disqualifies me from ever being able to work for a World-Leading [s]Professional Communications Industry[/s] photocopying business.

Bugger.

🙁

surely the ultimate badge of stoopidity, where food is concerned, is the Greggs pasty?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pasties. I'm hungry now. Cheese and Onion Seabrook for me. Proper northern crisps!!!

Its not middle class to eat crisps, as long as they are Vintage Cheddar and Caramelised Shallots flavor, you buy them from Marks and Spencers and put them in a bowl first.

Tipping the packet up into your mouth whilst walking down the street then licking your fingers means you are descended from a long line of peasants.

i got a blowjob off a girl who was 70% covered in crisps and piercings... thats the only job i'm offering her!

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa i'm hillarious

I thought being called Shibboleth was a sign of being stoopid?

I don't think anyone on here would be nasty enough to insult you in such a manner. That truly would be a low blow.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pasties.

Binners, a couple of days ago I had an 'Oggy'. Sweet Jesus and Mary Chain it took me several hours to finish. The thing was bigger than Hora. 😯

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[i]Make a crisp butty, problem solved.[/i]

That's just covering up your crisps to fit in with social fascist though.

I've got some parsnip crisps downstairs, they're from Lidl and I'm saving them for the BBQ tomorrow. Got some nice bratwursts too whilst I was there...disappointingly light on German beers though at the moment. They had Herforder last summer which was nice.

Back on topic, I'm somewhat ashamed to admit that I have only just realised how good Quavers are. Best non-niche British crisp IMHO.

holy-singlespeed batman.. i ****ing love parsnip crisps

But surely the whole point of cheesy wotsits is the fact that they turn your fingers orange and you have to lick it all off. Its simple pleasures like this that make life worth living

Bloody snobbery I tell thee

That's just covering up your crisps to fit in with social fascist though.

The crisp equivalent of the burka?

Elfinsafety - that looks brilliant. Where would i procure such an item?

Well I bought one in Londis in Betwys Y Coed for £2.59 on Tuesday. Absolute bargain. Much nicer than a Ginsters etc.

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Elfinsafety - Member

That's just covering up your crisps to fit in with social fascist though.

The crisp equivalent of the burka?
UNQUOTE.

The burka affords excellent cover for those wishing to stroll down Tehran High Street eating a packet of Frazzles, an activity that would be prohibitively risky otherwise.

I'm suspicious. I bet that picture has been Photoshopped or they used a "Trafford Wharf" and a regular pasty.

The bastards.

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Bit of lunchtime Pasty Porn for Binners:

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Elfin. Your phone, even by Northern standards, is rubbish.

PHWOOOAR!!!!!

Well I bought one in Londis in Betwys Y Coed for £2.59 on Tuesday. Absolute bargain. Much nicer than a Ginsters etc.

I wonder how many entrails, hooves, testicles, brains and spinal columns when it to making that? A snip at £2.59.

I wonder how many entrails, hooves, testicles, brains and spinal columns when it to making that? A snip at £2.59.

Well, if it was Welsh testicles, it would take quite a few to fill a pasty. 🙂

Heh! You like that one innit Binners! 😉

Elfin. Your phone, even by Northern standards, is rubbish.

That's not my 'phone! Give me some credit!

(Credit? Geddit? For the 'phone like...oh bloody sod yer then)

I wonder how many entrails, hooves, testicles, brains and spinal columns when it to making that?

Loads, I hope! Meaty goodness! 😀

Pork scratchings for dirty Northerners.
Scampi Fries for classy Southerners.

Loads, I hope! Meaty goodness!

Mmmmmmmm. Offal.
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Tipping the packet up into your mouth whilst walking down the street then licking your fingers means you are descended from a long line of peasants.

That's me, that is. Get in!

That's not my 'phone! Give me some credit!

So you carry a crap mobile phone with you just in case you need to stage a photo to show the size of a Welsh Pasty?

Awesome.

I would have used my watch because

a) It is watch sized (actually it is a tiny bit bigger)

and

b) It was expensive.

Like this.

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I didn't have a large pasty so I have substituted it with a tea bag.

Waitrose is doing BOGOF on large bags of Tyrells.

just had some beef monster munch, should keep me going till dinner!

So you carry a crap mobile phone with you just in case you need to stage a photo to show the size of a Welsh Pasty?

It's not my bloody 'phone! It's not even my bloody picture; it's just the only one I could find on the internet of the product I purchased. My Oggie looked better than that.

My 'phone would look even tinier in relation to the pasty.