[Closed] crisps.

Binners to the forum, I repeat, Binners to the forum!!

Perhaps you need a new kettle?

Have you seen the size of the man and his hands its one packet per mouthful 😉

They are more addictive than crack cocaine* If you need some discouragement light one on fire and be amazed and how much oil is in one crisp.

Disclaimer: I have never tried to verify this.

That's probably less than one spud in total, so I'd say crack on and have some more 😀

My only contribution to this thread is....

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And Ton - I feel your pain. So far today 1 packet of Cheese and onion Seabrook, 1 packet of ready salted Seabrook, 1 packet of beef and mustard Brannigans. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

My downfall, the humble crisp, I don't go fancy just your bog standard flavours, I could eat myself to death on crisps

I could eat myself to death on crisps

This.

It's number one on my desert island snack choice.
Might make me a bit thirsty though.

I love crisp, but I very rarely buy them now days as I just eat them in one go. My worst time was 3 bags of Kettles 150g bags.

Perhaps you need a new kettle?

Chipsticks for me.

Peak Chipstick was the S&V "Chiplets" that M&S used to do back on the 80s; loaded with vinegar (and probably MSG), used to be a proper treat when I was a kid (once I'd peeled the insides of my cheeks off my teeth).

just how many packets would be involved in "eating one-self to death" do we think?

y'know just out of interest?

why are something so unhealthy so bloody gorgeous.

just how many packets would be involved in "eating one-self to death" do we think?

I don't know, but I'm prepared to find out

Not crisps, but Co-Op super deluxe triple chocolate cookies (from their bakery bit) are bloody dangerous. I can do a pack of four in one go 😳 Now I don't even go down that aisle.

#likeahouseend #bezzler #takentohospitalonaflatbedtransit

I don't know, but I'm prepared to find out

that's the spirit.

I'm gonna grass Ton up somewhat. A few weeks ago we were chatting about doing a ride & he said, '19 stone again, HTF did that happen!?', then he mentioned bread!

Sorry Tony... 😆

I don't know, but I'm prepared to find out

I'm with you, brother.

Kettle.... Or urn?

Lightly salted kettle chips, or equivalent artisan nonsense, is all it takes.

Now this is my kind of thread.

Walkers MAX Flaming Hot are my current weakness. Way too many packets a day at 265 calories a packet!

Can you still buy Smiths Crisps with the little blue bag of salt? They were a treat as a kid.
Mrs feet likes the vegetable crisps. Just wrong. On so many levels. ( beetroot FFS)

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Hungry now.

Mrs feet likes the vegetable crisps. Just wrong. On so many levels.

ummmmm, I really don't know how to break this to you, but...

Mmm Pringles...

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As much as I like, or am addicted to, salt & vinegar kettle chips, (not to mention the Aldi copy that is better than the original); I still wistfully look back to the days of yore and covet thy salt & vinegar Discos!!!!

I overdosed on Pringles once.......can't even walk past the shelf in the shops now without feeling yucky 🙁

Managed to give them up for lent - nearly killed me . The worst time was a post ride pint without a bag . The bag of prawn cocktail seabrooks I had with a pint of cask Aired ale after Easter Monday's ride was orgasmic

Kirkby Malham Chorizo crisps. Bags intended for sharing but never happens...

The worst time was a post ride pint without a bag

Have you never heard of pork scratchings man?

Chipsticks will be the death of me I think. Mainly as it's possible to eat enough in one go to cause my mouth to blister to the point at which drinking is painful yet eating more seems strangely appealing.

Was it a pedal powered kettle? Salt and vinegar discos hmmmm.

Glad it not just me!

5 bags in 3 mins!?
Not sure whether to applaud you or shake my head disapprovingly 8) 👿
They are great though them crisps.
Walkers Ready Salted for me.

Yep, they are my kryptonite as well: Doritos, kettle chips (in all flavours), Tyrells, Walkers, Sensations etc etc. They are all like crack to me. As a result, I don't buy them: My day-to-day salty, crunchy snack is either small pretzels or Twiglets.

I've cut down to one pack a day...

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Burts for me. Devon Beef. Firecracker Lobster. Either will delight. It gets weird with sarnies as only Walkers will suffice. And a particular complementary flavour is always chosen, depending on the sarnie filling

Anyone tried the Burts Guinness Chilli ? I seek them, as yet to no avail...

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Anyone tried the Burts Guinness Chilli ? I seek them, as yet to no avail...

They're currently in our vending machine at work.

I've only just got in from work and really couldnt be bothered cooking anything so my tea has been 3 packs of walkers crisp on butties.

Binners, my mates mum has a cafe and stocks every single flavour of that brand. I love that woman 😀

Walkers Prawn Cocktail, two bags, and a can of Dr Pepper, and then nothing can touch me, I'm happy. 🙂

Oh, and these....
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But you need to let them go a little stale to get the best out of them. Amazingly, they're suitable for vegetablists as well.

Chilli Doritos are my smack. Can easily demolish one of those big sharing bags. Quickly. Can relate to the comments above about blistered mouthparts; I knew I'd overdone it last time because the skin was coming away from my lips... 😯

They're currently in our vending machine at work.

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Can't believe no-one's mentioned hula hoops...all flavours. Love love crisps but generally not the posh kettle type ones
...too hard and weird flavours.

^Hula Hoops always taste slightly burned to me.

Mozzers own brand bacon fries are also vegan friendly, btw.

Hah, forgotten crisps... Tyrrels Ludlow Sausage & Mustard flavour. Leisurely, with Bathams Bitter or Enville Ale. Just saying.

I've got a mate who's a bit posh, well he must be 'cos he eats Tyrells vegetable crisps.... 'tint rite

I had a grab size bag of pickled onion monster munch at lunchtime. The snack that keeps on giving - leaves pickled onion goodness in your teeth for later and repeats on you all afternoon.

Malvern rider... Not much better than a pint of bathams with a packet of either walkers smokey bacon or roast chicken crisps 🙂

Aldi did some amazing venison and red wine crisps over xmas that I've not managed to track down since. Current weakness is it being able to go into M&S without picking up a large bag of four cheese and onion randomly shaped things #middleclassheartattack

Walker's prawn cocktail for me too...in a salad cream sarnie...

Onion rings!! Although I always need to share with the kids. No matter how quietly I open a packet or how far away they are they always seem to show up, they remind me on the shopkeeper in Mr Ben

cant I just add, this was from a multi pack, so there is a little less in those than in normal sized packets............ 😆

On the multipack front, Seabrook are now doing theirs in more realistic quantities....

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The Aldi Aberdeen Angus and Red Wine crisps are still on the shelves in my local branch, they are now the first thing I pick up each time I go. The rest of the flavours are very good but those, with that red wine after taste, they truly are special.

Red, 'flamin' hot' (they're not, but there's a pleasant tingle) monster munch is my carby poison tonight. Yum/guilt

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PSA: don't try Kettle chips ham & maple syrup in the pink bag. They're bloody awful, just stick to S&V or the salt & pepper ones

Space raiders- my nemesis!

Trip to the local cinema earlier in the week to see Eddie the Eagle. Mrs A buys posh water and popcorn. I'm happy with five different flavours of MSG. It wasn't just Eddie who was flying by the end of the film.

OT- Is it acceptable to sneak a beer or two into the cinema? just asking, that's all.

Salt and pepper kettle chips, replaced salt and pepper Pringles as my favourite, pretty much like crack cocaine.

I see walkers have started making a sharing bag... I don't share crisps they're all mine.

Was at a cafe last week and they only had "Proper Crisps" - the brand, not just being Yorkshire. But ffs there was housing duck, something sausage and wholegrain mustard etc etc. That's not proper crisps, that's w*nky artisan wannabe nonsense.

Whoever mentioned the golden days of S&V Discos was right. They've never known potato but goddam...

Bacon Wheat Crunchies if you want to go all whole food healthy 😈

Nice n a Spicy Nik Naks..
Or Seabrook Prawn Cocktail.

Yup..
That's my lunch squared away then! A crisp butty

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Is it just me, or is that pack design a bit... Goatse?

PSA: don't try Kettle chips ham & maple syrup in the pink bag. They're bloody awful,

WRONG!!!!!

They are lovely.

Am I the only one left alive who remembers sitting outside the Mucky Duck or wherever with a bottle of lemonade and a bag of Nibbits?

Nibbits Wheels! Onion and vinegar FTW.

Salt and vinegar Discos are so vinegary they make your face implode! Not had them for ages. I think that's something that needs rectifying

I was in my local newsagent yesterday and picked up a packet of Bobby's Onion Rings. Cheap, nasty and bloody delicious.

OT- Is it acceptable to sneak a beer or two into the cinema? just asking, that's all.

Scampi Fries and Salt and Vinegar Squares are my Kryptonite.

Coop sea salt and Chardonnay vinegar are my downfall, 150g pack is £1 at the moment. Must r....e...s...I...s...t

FAIL

Well I suppose that's the best thing to do with most Chardonnay.

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Is all.

Now I want crisps, and all I have in the house is pretzels.

Malvern rider... Not much better than a pint of bathams with a packet of either walkers smokey bacon or roast chicken crisps

No argument from me. SLURP. Cheese and onion ta. And a packet of RayGray scratchings as a chaser.

Currently in a phase of 2 bags of Burts Guiness crisps (not with added chilli, thats just wrong!) for my breakfast at work every day....just cant resist !

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