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Apart from all of the tins, bottles, litter crap etc I saw a used ( full up ) Johnny along with a yard of tissue at the the edge of a quiet rode this morning whilst out with me niece for a training ride.
Told her what I had seen so had to go back and check.
Bloody funny to see and had a laugh but really not that nice, litter does my head in, and some bloke most of done a months worth!!!
What is the worst you have seen?


 
Posted : 13/02/2010 10:07 pm
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A charcoaled badger corpse.


 
Posted : 13/02/2010 10:09 pm
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False leg


 
Posted : 13/02/2010 10:11 pm
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Yeah weird! dunno how that happens


 
Posted : 13/02/2010 10:12 pm
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Ps be ok if I could spell road as well! sorry


 
Posted : 13/02/2010 10:24 pm
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Saw one of these while out nightriding in the snow a few weeks ago:

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Was put there after the snow, and was a long way from civilisation. Some people litter off stuff.


 
Posted : 13/02/2010 10:42 pm
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I have twice seen £5 notes at the side of the road!


 
Posted : 13/02/2010 10:55 pm
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What pi**es me off is the sheer amount of fly-tipping in verges. You'd probably never notice it at 50 mph in a car, but from a bike its really obvious.

...And no matter how remote the road, how far in the middle of nowhere, you'll always find used McDonalds cartons.


 
Posted : 13/02/2010 11:25 pm
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Saw a load of double glazed windows in local beauty spot once with an address on. I did the dutiful thing and let the local plods know. They weren't interested.


 
Posted : 13/02/2010 11:28 pm
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About 30 empty lager cans, around a dozen pringles tubes, and a deflated inflatable chair lying in a verge about 5km from the nearest town. Weird place to have a party...


 
Posted : 13/02/2010 11:37 pm
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I often see ONE shoe. How does that work then? So you get home and think "Hmmm, something's not quite right, oh would you look at that? I lost a shoe somewhere".


 
Posted : 13/02/2010 11:40 pm
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i've seen stoke-on-trent a few times


 
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lol at Tribalchief 😆


 
Posted : 13/02/2010 11:57 pm
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Dead cat in a rug.


 
Posted : 14/02/2010 12:05 am
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Gloves. I almost started a website called glove-roadkill.com which would show all the gloves and assorted garments found by the roadside. But then I remembered I had a life.

Worst thing though? We found a shooter once. Not an animal shooting shooter but a human shooting shooter, a pistol. Looked like a semi-automatic of some description to me but then I've never actually held one. I'm more used to rifles and shotguns.

Anyway, we phoned the police and they turned up astoundingly quickly. Really, we made the phone call and the first cop car was there almost as soon as we hung up. Bizarre really, cars kill three thousand people a year in britain and guns kill (from a quick search for 2009), 39 people a year but if we'd phoned up and told them we'd found a car we'd still be waiting there now.

What a strange and shitty world we live in.


 
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Other things found:

A cross cut saw.
Gloves
Zip Ties
Pikey patchwork horse.
CD's
Art pamphlets.
Shop rack system (now my home toolrack)
Tarpaulins
Couple of tents.
Horny Girl sweets
Blow up doll
Enamel shop sign.
Trailer board.
Baby name book.
Mr Sneeze toy.
Tonka toy.
Mini tyke bike thing.
Roadie jacket.
Mountain bike (apollo type ;-))
Rope
Book on woodland (still use it)


 
Posted : 14/02/2010 12:31 am
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What appeared to be an air rifle. Didn't examine it. Phoned Police. Police arrived. Gun had gone.

I remember someone on here saying they once found a charred dead person in a burnt out car. They took some photo's before calling the Police.


 
Posted : 14/02/2010 8:19 am
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http://www.fixmystreet.com/

Report fly tipping etc here - gets sorted very quickly. 3 of my 4 eports dealt with in under a week. This included a dumped tractor wheel and tyre, 10 x 21"+ TVs, a stone block fireplace, and 10 rugs on the roman rd out of Hope!!


 
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>Saw a load of double glazed windows in local beauty spot once with an address on. I did the dutiful thing and let the local plods know. They weren't interested.

No good reporting flytipping to plod, get on to the council.


 
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a pristine copy of 'transvestite today' on the road out of peaselake.

having inspected the contents as far as pages 5-6 it was left open at pages 3-4 and propped up in the verge so passers by could be shocked and appalled.
there was that dead donkey on pitch hill around the same time, but that was trailside not roadside.


 
Posted : 14/02/2010 9:30 am
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A pile of frozen chips on a bridleway about a mile from the road, without any sign of a bag. WTF?


 
Posted : 14/02/2010 11:05 am
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A human torso


 
Posted : 14/02/2010 11:12 am
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Way back when I was an estate forester we used to find all sorts of cr*p in the woods. One time I found an old radiator that a plumber had taken from my house the day before. Seeing as I knew where his next job was I took it along and gave it back.

Once other time what looked from a distance like a shop window dummy on the grass next to a byway near Stonehenge turned out to be a nice looking young woman nude sunbathing. Brightened up the day no end.


 
Posted : 14/02/2010 11:19 am
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came across a small rave last summer on a local bridleway about 7 in the morning, i dont know who was more surprised..........

accccciiiddddddddddddd


 
Posted : 14/02/2010 11:27 am
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It's nearly interesting how you can judge the distance to the nearest drive thru (*shudder*) fastfood outlet by the boxes. fry cartons two miles, drinks cups three, main boxes four and a half miles.


 
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As above the best people to call with fly tipped stuff is the council. My dad came across a pile of dumped plumbing scrap at a local nature reserve. Amongst it was an invoice. He called the council and someone was round like a shot. They traced the plumber who claimed he'd recently sold his van and that it was full of crap so the person that bought it must have dumped it. The council guy said thanks, then prosecuted the two of them.

My most recent weird find was a giant cuddly bunny.

As a youngster a friend of mine happened across a neatly folded pile of clothes, and a short distance away gentleman in basque, suspenders and high heals enjoying his own company. So he did what any right thinking young chap would do- nicked the clothes.


 
Posted : 14/02/2010 12:31 pm
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Found a massive safe once, like the size of a washing machine, dumped about 50 metres down a trail. You could see the fresh tyre marks from a van or pickup. It had been cracked open and set on fire!


 
Posted : 14/02/2010 12:31 pm
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I used to work surveying the trunk road network in Scotland. Man we found hundreds of weird stuff.

One day I was down a verge and found about 50 footballs! I stuffed as many as I could into the survey car and then handed them out to anyone who wanted one back at HQ.


 
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If you want any motorbike spares, have a ride up to the Cat and Fiddle in Macc, theres flippin loads of broken fairings, forks, mirrors, pedals, half a handlebar, probably enough to bodge an entire bike together over a few miles. Dosent take long to see why...


 
Posted : 14/02/2010 12:51 pm
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**** me where do you people live, all I ever see empty cans and crisp packets.


 
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LOL @ Skidartist - class!


 
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I found a flytipped computer desk i'm looking at it now


 
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Whilst travelling in Peru our group found a dead body wrapped up in a carpet. It was on the side of a motorway bridge near a very dodgy slum area of Lima.

We go out of there pretty quickly!


 
Posted : 14/02/2010 5:18 pm
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Bullets, 6 of them. Some 30 yards from a primary school gates and, say, 300 yards from the Civic Centre. Police were interested.


 
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Only tyres today...

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Road ride near Penrith last Feb - found myself a very lovely top-of-the range Leatherman, which I expect it's owner didn't mean to drop there. I've also had a few fluorescent workman's vests, which are useful for commuting.


 
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Where were them winders?

Still there? I'll save then a job if they are!


 
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I remember someone on here saying they once found a charred dead person in a burnt out car. They took some photo's before calling the Police

That was on the Roman Road near Cambridge a couple of years ago near Christmas time


 
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Once saw a huge amount of bog roll flapping about on the verge. Some of it was clearly used. I suspect it had something to do with the empty box in amongst it. The box was about 18 inches tall by 6 inches square. It's contents (thankfully missing) was apparantly some sort of butt plug. Made my eyes walking just thinking about it. It was obviously huge 😯

On another occasion was out walking with the family in the woods. Emerged into a clearing covered in rubbish, nappies, bog roll, food waste and sh!t. Appeared to be recently vacated by 'travellers' Filty bastids


 
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I was driving through Tilbury yesterday and the verges were laden with detritus.

Nearer to home, the problem is not so bad, but still completely unacceptable.

Three days ago I was driving around Lake Tahoe in Nevada and noticed the clean verges and the roadside signs stating "$2000 fine for littering".

We [u]SO[/u] need to toughen up on dicouraging "pond life" from throwing litter from vehicles!


 
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on the road along side a very posh private girls school, in the space of about 30 yards
a pair of pantyhose
a pair of knickers
a (apparently) used condom.

bloke must have been mighty fast.


 
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What pi**es me off is the sheer amount of fly-tipping in verges

Couldn't agree more. Whilst out running yesterday in the beautiful lanes near my house i came across a massive pile of old microwaves, computers and other rubbish dumped near a footpath style, carried on for my run, got home, got the car went back and got it and took it down to the local council dump. My good Karma for the wknd hopefully.


 
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I once came across 2 or 3 cars, about 10 baths, 2 sets of skis and whole heap of other stuff arranged in a circle around a knackered old caravan. There was someone living in the caravan. He looked angry that I'd chanced upon him in the trail network and his dog looked angry. I left sharpish.


 
Posted : 15/02/2010 9:26 am
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These were dumped near a local mountain bike trail.

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Flytipping is getting to be a worse and worse problem round here particularly since the council cut back rubbish collections and got rid of their free bulky item collection sevrice. Some of it is shady builders, but some is clearly just w'kers who for some reason can drive to the middle of the countryside and dump stuff in a hedge, but can't go to the local tip.


 
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It's interesting to see how few people know where their local tip is.


 
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If you've got anything you want to get rid of that is still in remotely serviceable condition (CRT monitors etc) Freecycle is great.


 
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Last summer I came across enough wood for a decent-sized bonfire piled up across a narrow country lane, blocking it completely for cars but with just enough room for me to squeeze by on the bike. The council chaps who were watching over it until a big enough lorry came to take it all away reckoned it was the entire interior fittings from a caravan. Quite what had happened to the outside was a mystery... 😕


 
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Found a hammer in a ford (river crossing sort) once, found a cage plate from an old XT rear mech once too. It was on part of the Wight Max XC route on a bit of a climb. That was their race over then!
What i dont get is why people will drive for 10 miles in the middle of nowhere to dump an old fridge etc, when they can take them down the road to their local tip / recycling facility and drop them off for free. Boils my piss that does.


 
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One of our regular night rides starts at 'The Burnt Out car'- which often perturbs new-comers a bit! The ride then heads off down to the river crossing and past a memorial to a person who 'loved this place'- my view is if they loved it that much why has it been despoiled with a plaque set into the rock and a bunch of wilted flowers.

The ride then heads off into the forest and past loads of discarded plastic objects, much of it agricultural but there also used to be a kiddies kitchen set and some dolls too. I find it all a bit sad to see toys discarded in this way.

And all in the Brecon Beacons National Park.


 
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People just seem to have no respect for the country any more...

Most recent finds were two dead badgers within the space of a mile. And the obligatory car footwell contents of cans, packets and wrappers.


 
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There will be a lot more dead badgers soon in North Pembrokeshire if the Welsh Assembly gets its way.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8456353.stm


 
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Among the detritus on yesterdays road ride: 1 glove, some toilet tissue and Scooby Doo's head.

I saw the General Lee as well.


 
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came across a small rave last summer on a local bridleway about 7 in the morning, i dont know who was more surprised..........

accccciiiddddddddddddd
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Erm, this wasnt north hampshire was it? 😉


 
Posted : 15/02/2010 11:26 am
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What i dont get is why people will drive for 10 miles in the middle of nowhere to dump an old fridge etc, when they can take them down the road to their local tip / recycling facility and drop them off for free. Boils my piss that does.

Happens all the time here - the tips at the bottom of the hill, yet the lazy pricks still will stop in a small layby half way down the hill to chuck mattresses by the side of the road

either that, or the dogging community has gone soft (so to speak) 🙂


 
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**** sake the local tip has been opened to anyone now (van or car) as long as you not a obvious business, as there so much fly tipping going on. As mentioned you only really notice it when cycling.. whilst cycling down a lane between trails we came across a transit pickup (he acted a little weird but when 6 HID lights come down the rd, most ppl are confused), didn't think anything of it until 100m later ther in the middle of the lane was a pile of crap totally block the lane to road traffic..
Then last week @ the local country park, just a muddy car park, was a lorry load of rubbish, I dunno how they even got in and out with the car park with a lorry!

Take em out and hang em up by their balls!


 
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Broke my ribs last Good Friday on a pile of fly tipped rubbish. mainly fencing, conifers and blue water pipe.
It was a little used trail called the Ridgeway!


 
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Unexploded 2" mortar on a Bridleway crossing a field which had just been ploughed. Called the Police who brought in the Royal engineers to dispose of it along with a couple more mortars and hand grenades they found when they did a sweep of the area. Made a nice crater when it all went up. The whole area behind where I live was used as a training ground for the Canadians who took part in the raid on Dieppe and later D Day. We used to go metal detecting when we were kids and often found mortar tails and bullet cases but this was the first live ordnance we found.


 
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I would suspect apart from regular littering that most flytipping is by people paid to take people's rubbish away (tradesmen, skip hire co's) rather than average joes dumping their own rubbish. If people have the means to put the crap in a car they might as well got to the tip, for free, and dump it there, it takes less effort an imagination. Anybody disposing of other people's waste for them has to pay to get rid of it, they're the ones who have a financial incentive to dump it illegally.


 
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Up on the Gleniffer Braes there is usually circa 10 burnt out cars at any point in time all over the place 😕


 
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I found a nice old spanner ,it had 'Mercedes Benz' on it
one side 8mm the other 10mm
It was perfect as 8,10mm are the sizes you need for servicing hope C2 brakes.As i was running them at the time ,i felt it was fate. 😀


 
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I work in the construction industry (well what's left of it at the moment) and just the other day I was chatting to a site manager who regularly gets people to follow the waste contractors' vehicles to check that the waste is being taken to where it’s supposed to go and not dumped - this shouldn't have to happen but it is good to see construction companies taking corporate responsibility for their waste 🙂


 
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Found a brand new scarf yesterday on the cyclepath.

Rocha John Rocha Fleece. Probably dropped by another rider.


 
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it is good to see construction companies taking corporate responsibility for their waste
its probably more selfish than selfless. If the waste contractor were to get busted for illegal dumping then so would you, whether you knew they were fly tipping it or not.


 
Posted : 15/02/2010 3:10 pm
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When I was younger I found about 6 car tyres. I thought it would be a good idea to drag these bag home, my dad was not happy when he had to pay to get rid of them 🙄

Around the local nottingham woods there is so much fly tipping. With the strangest being a couple of entrails (sp?) intestines etc... from a large-ish animal, no animal mind...


 
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its probably more selfish than selfless. If the waste contractor were to get busted for illegal dumping then so would you, whether you knew they were fly tipping it or not.

Does that mean the systems working(ish)?! 😕


 
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hp_source and I were out riding and we found an exercise bike on a track.


 
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I've just got back from a drive and now have a nice pair of Thule (or exact lookalike) aero roofbars, they were on top of a nice neat pile containing a new looking push lawnmower, a stainless microwave, some carpet, assorted bits of wood and a bag of ladies clothes.


 
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When I was about 13 a mate and I found a large carrier bag of pron...


 
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When I was about 13 a mate and I found a large carrier bag of pron...

Ah, the good old days of byway bongo. Footpath filth. Lovingly dried out on in secret, before being used as a very high value trade at school. We need to bring it back, people! Think of it, kids today are all fwapping away on their iFwaps, looking at midget-goat-pron. Let's be honest, a glimpse of a bit of scut in a hedgerow is far better for them!


 
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Does that mean the systems working(ish)?!

Only if people are aware that things could come back to bite them. Theres sufficient evidence above that many aren't


 
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When I was about 13 a mate and I found a large carrier bag of pron...

Ah, the good old days of byway bongo. Footpath filth. Lovingly dried out on in secret, before being used as a very high value trade at school. We need to bring it back, people! Think of it, kids today are all fwapping away on their iFwaps, looking at midget-goat-pron. Let's be honest, a glimpse of a bit of scut in a hedgerow is far better for them!

CF, Sounds as though we went to the same school 😈


 
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bump to the bag in a hedgerow on a scouthike

got overexcited though asthma attack had to be taken home!


 
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I would suspect apart from regular littering that most flytipping is by people paid to take people's rubbish away (tradesmen, skip hire co's)

Tradesmen dumping microwaves and old tyres?? Utter tosh!

Skip hire companies?? Erm, don't they charge a hefty sum for provision of a skip and subsequent disposal (including landfill tax). Wouldn't they get slammed if they dumped 4 tonnes of rubbish by the roadside? Do you ever see such quantities of waste in one spot? No!

How often do you see building waste at the side of the road? Almost never in my experience.

The people who charge to take your rubbish away are often of no fixed address and allegedly "travelling". I have a different name for these people, but using this is now deemed racist (which it is NOT). Nuff said!

It's easy enough to blame councils (well I grant you, many of them are useless), but the main issue is Brussels issuing directives pertaining to lanfill/recycling. The councils adhere to these because they are terrified of getting sued. Or maybe councils have nothing else to keep themselves occupied with.

Time we got out of the EU, or maybe our government should ignore the Brussels Europrat nonsense!


 
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Skip hire companies?? Erm, don't they charge a hefty sum for provision of a skip and subsequent disposal ([b]including landfill tax[/b]).

Yes they charge it, but there are (shady) operators who don't want to pay it out again. With most skip hire all you are really paying for is delivery of the skip, collection of the skip and the tax, unless you are able sort your waste into recyclable loads like timber or rubble, in which case pay for delivery and collection and nothing else.

I was on the hunt for a factory unit to hire last year, went to view a place in renfrewshire. Over the weekend the lock on the gates had been cut, when I turned up with the agent on the monday there were mountains of flytipped building and demolition waste. There must have been 40cu.yd skips being emptied being emptied there day and night.


 
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@spongebob

How often do you see building waste at the side of the road? Almost never in my experience.

All the bloody time 🙁


 
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Found a snowboard,windy day and a real bugger to cycle with.But i perceived and made it home


 
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I do love the way spongebob blames dumping on the EU and councils. Nice leap of logic there.


 
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Found a relatively new Peli Case about 50cm wide version [contents gone].

Use it for my archery gear now 🙂

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Bring back Hedge Porn, thats what I say...................


 
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