[Closed] Crap T Shirts.

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we need pictures...

Nothing says 'I've given up on life' more than those Weird Fish pun T shirts, closely followed by Old Guys Rule and usually seen on someone wearing Crocks in public.

Gunz - Member
Nothing says 'I've given up on life' more than those Weird Fish pun T shirts, closely followed by Old Guys Rule and usually seen on someone wearing Crocks in public.

Your right I gave up long ago.

Actually I don't wear Crocks in public & my SiL keeps buying me the T shirts 😳 I guess she obviously thinks I might as well be dead?

Shame is the Weird Fish one are very well made and long enough for me

Quiet day in the shop?

Crap t-shirts? Let me point you in the direction of the Reg Mombassa shirts that On-One had designed, awful, awful stuff.
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More T vicar - whislt I like the designs the actual T shirt quality is utterly woeful.

Jesus they are like some bad nightmare.

There was a chap in my Uni days who wore a T shirt with 'Warwick University Photocopying club' written on it.

Not many 'got it' he told me.

I once owned a T shirt so offensive it was banned in several countries and when I phoned up to order it (pre internet) I was warned about the content and potential conflict.
It still wasn't as bad as those on-one Tees though.

Saw a woman at a festival at the weekend with a t-shirt that said 'WILL **** FOR COKE' in big letters! 😯

Kind of crap but I quite like this one:

http://www.shotdeadinthehead.com/im-so-fabulous-t-shirt.html

Was about to post that those P-X shirts look like cheap Mambo knockoffs.. 😆

I'm not sure how people manage to leave the house wearing shit like this....

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I still don't get why people look back so fondly on those Rox T-Shirts. Just like the No Fear and other similar ones - bad graphics & unfunny 'extreme' slogans.

Second place is the first loser dude.

I once owned a T shirt so offensive it was banned in several countries and when I phoned up to order it (pre internet) I was warned about the content and potential conflict.

So what did it say then?

I had some pretty offensive ones when I was younger. Most of which would get me banned if I were to recite them on here.

I still wear my UNT (c) t-shirt with pride at bike events, Don't think it looks quite right picking the kids up from school though.

Stevet1 - Member

Second place is the first loser dude.

It says on the back of the t-shirt of the slightly portly middle aged man taking his £5K #enduro 'sled' off the roof rack of his Audi at the trail center car park.

A proper geeky network guy at work has a "there's no place like 127.0.0.1" T-shirt

Was the offensive one a cradle of filth "Jesus is a (rhymes with punt)" ?

Any 'biker' t-shirt festooned with lone wolves, native American chiefs, fire, skulls, tribal squiggles, lightning, dragons, semi-naked men and/or women in 'Conan the barbarian' style. Take yer pick. Live to ride, ride to work, bro...

That list leave the classic Three wolves moon T-shirt?

Sweet I'll get one

It would appear I'm the king of bad taste according to this thread........good job I don't give a shit 😆

I loved my Lord 'Tiny Penis' T.
Sad when it died.

I'm currently wearing a Socrates Brazil replica that came free with my phone. That's prob gotta be on the list.

Edit: given that i'm neither Brazilian or A philosopher.

Stevet1 - Member
I once owned a T shirt so offensive it was banned in several countries and when I phoned up to order it (pre internet) I was warned about the content and potential conflict.
It still wasn't as bad as those on-one Tees though.

There was a chap in my Uni days who wore a T shirt with 'Warwick University Photocopying club' written on it.

Not many 'got it' he told me.

Was he hoping he could help someone reproduce?

Saw a woman at a festival at the weekend with a t-shirt that said 'WILL **** FOR COKE' in big letters!

I'd have offered her a cola with a big grin.

I once owned a T shirt so offensive it was banned in several countries

Mate of mine almost got kicked out of a restaurant for a Red Dwarf 'Polymorph' t-shirt. It was Lister saying, "We should get out there and t**t it!" They ended up letting him stay, with his tee inside-out.

A friend ordered a bulk load of T Shirts from ebay last Xmas. One which arrived was a "Jim Fixed it for Me" T shirt 😯

[quote=29erKeith ]A proper geeky network guy at work has a "there's no place like 127.0.0.1" T-shirt

"no place like localhost"? No, I don't get it.

Kind of crap but I quite like this one:

http://www.shotdeadinthehead.com/im-so-fabulous-t-shirt.html

I'm gonna order one of those as a Xmas prezzie for my son! (the gay one of the two) He'll love it!

I had a Yeti one that said, 'faster & faster until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death'

I loved that one.

Can't remember if it was a Mountain Mayhem or Sleepless finisher t-shirt that was white with gold lettering. Crap beyond belief even the quality was shite.

I'm wearing one that says "can't ride for shit" as I write this.

But it's ok cos it's true.

global hypecolour anyone?

I loved my Lord 'Tiny Penis' T.
Sad when it died.

I had one too! Brought it from one of the bike show's in Birmingham, maybe 1998?

For me though, I cannot stand the Plain Lazy tees. Hate them with a passion.

I used to have a Stiff cycles Team Stiff, well bastard fast t shirt. Have no idea why (in fairness, i was 16!)

I also used to wear the red dwarf get out there and **** it to school....

I no longer wear t shirts.

Just arriving at the Test Centre for his Driving Test, one of my students took his jacket off claiming he was hot and I realised he was wearing a T Shirt with " I'm with stupid " written on it and a arrow pointing to his left.

He didn't quite understand why I made him put his jacket back on......

I used to have a Stiff cycles Team Stiff, well bastard fast t shirt

Old guys rule. No, really, the patriarchy isn't something to joke about.

On a more serious note, anything in faded colours from the shop with triangles on it.

A picture of a wardrobe and the words "thrill bill"

Crap or merely offensive?

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Most clothing with words on it is pretty risky.

🙂

I'd have to say pretty much anything bought from a company out of the back of a magazine. "Amateur Gynaecologist", Weird Fish, Old Guys Rule, "Britain-Love it or Leave it", anything with Boris Johnson on it, Biker T's. I used to get very upset seeing Motorhead and Ramones T's sold in Topshop.

I'm puzzled why people wear the yellow ones with "Brazil" on them. Not "Brasil"

Saw a kid getting dogs from a woman at Kings Cross for wearing a Cradle of Filth T with Jesus is a c*** on the back of it.

So we now have T shirt rules on here......
What's allowed?

What's allowed?

Anything's "allowed". But some of the things you think are cool make you like a right wazzock. 😉

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EDIT: ^^^ not AFAIK a picture of boxelder or anyone else on here...

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Any replica of a t-shirt from a movie.

Unless it's a Polymer Records one from Spinal Tap, then it's okay.

All those geek t shirts kicking about are mostly quite poor

this kind of thing

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A guy at work wears this kind of crap constantly because he's in "IT"

I used to get very upset seeing Motorhead and Ramones T's sold in Topshop.

Wearing any band t-shirt without having a clue who they are etc is an unforgivable faux pas.

I used to get very upset seeing Motorhead and Ramones T's sold in Topshop.
Wearing any band t-shirt without having a clue who they are etc is an unforgivable faux pas.

I used to get very upset seeing Motorhead and Ramones T's sold in Topshop.
Wearing any band t-shirt without having a clue who they are etc is an unforgivable faux pas.

Wearing a T and no being old enough to "honour" it is bull.
Doesn't matter if ur not old enough, would u sooner great bands and events were forgotten? If they were great or cult they should live on and be embraced across ages.

Why would anyone in their right mind wear a Led Zeppelin T shirt?

I've a couple of zeppelin t shirts why shouldn't I wear them?

Football shirts are all shit

I'm not entirely sure that it was just the words on that Cradle of Filth t-shirt which caused such offense though, the nun with a crucifix might have have also had something to do with it!

As for my old t-shirts, I do still have a soft spot for my kitten tikka massala one!

Nevermind t shirts what about those flipping Fleeces with wolf/dog/cat or trees all over them. They are mostly worn down the highstreet on the saturday shopping run

Those On-One T shirts are a very poor imitation of what Mambo was knocking out in the early 90s before they went global and bland. Even their labels, inside and out, were very odious and very funny.

I always cringe and chuckle inwardly at the sight of young guys in t-shirts featuring girls lolling around in their underwear. Reminds me of those 80s Athena posters.

used to have loads of biker type / slogan shirts

most offensive one was prob the one that said

MAKING LOVE - thats what my girlfriend does when Im f * * * ing her

still wear it sometimes, but now shes my wife

saw a bird with wearing one that said - Anal Sex is F * * * ing Sh **

When I was 18 ,lads holiday,we adopted a bar and all went out one night wearing the bar's crap t shirt.
Must have impressed all we encountered ...:-)
Aah, young and daft.

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Best tee I ever had was Gaye Bykers On Acid. A deadlocked guy surfing through outer space on a shark holding an ejaculating penis. Saw an old one on eBay for £120 recently. If it was £20 I would have got one. Happy Days.

Wearing a T and no being old enough to "honour" it is bull.
Doesn't matter if ur not old enough, would u sooner great bands and events were forgotten? If they were great or cult they should live on and be embraced across ages.

Why would anyone in their right mind wear a Led Zeppelin T shirt?

In fact wearing a band x t shirt to a band x gig is also unforgivable .

I only wear band t-shirts to that bands gigs. Apart from a couple of Public Enemy t-shirts which I make an occasional exception to my rule for.

CountZero - Member

It always amuses me seeing people wearing Led Zeppelin tee shirts, when they could not, without a shadow of a doubt, have ever seen them.

You're not allowed to love a band you've not seen? That's a new one...

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I had a rep for being a little "accident prone" on the motorbike so it seemed appropriate.

My wife bought me the 'Who needs hair with a body like this' T shirt. 8)
Never worn it in public though.
Also got a Dennis and Gnasher T shirt, usually wear it when i'm walking the dog.

Imagine this image but with the heart replaced by the twin towers and an aircraft nose diving into it.

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Tapout keeping the dream alive

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Got sent home from college for wearing a cradle of filth T - the "F - - K YOUR GOD" one. Friend went to the next gig with me and was told under no circumstances was he to buy the same T. He bought the "JESUS IS A C**T" one.
I also had a bootleg Nirvana T that had a pic of Kurt Cobain with a shotgun in his mouth and the slogan 'Nevermind' underneath it which I wore to annoy all the grunge kids.
Ahh the joys of youthful rebellion.

This thread got me thinking 😉

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I genuinely would buy that last one.

Stevet1

I genuinely would buy that last one.

Well...feel free, I stand to make £1 if you do 😀

Here's another. Coming soon to a bike forum thread near you.

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One for the laydeeez?

Picture of a fruit machine and the caption "fill my slot...with something hot"