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How do you eat Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly


 
Posted : 07/09/2012 9:37 pm
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Whats the holiest cheese in all the land?

Cheeses of Nazareth 😉


 
Posted : 07/09/2012 9:39 pm
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What do you call cheese thats not yours?

Nacho cheese.....


 
Posted : 07/09/2012 9:40 pm
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.

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What does cheese say when it looks in the mirror?

"Hallo me!"

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mask-a-pony.

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What cheese do you use to encourage bears?

C'mon-bear.

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What sort of cheese makes you taller?

Stilt on.

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What cheese is made backwards?

Edam.


 
Posted : 07/09/2012 9:42 pm
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which cheese wouldn't you ask to hoover?

germaine gruyere


 
Posted : 07/09/2012 10:58 pm
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What cheese invented the telephone?

Alexander Graham Baby Bell


 
Posted : 07/09/2012 11:01 pm
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What happened to the French cheese factory after it exploded

All that was left was de Brie


 
Posted : 08/09/2012 7:04 am
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where do they send psychopathic cheeses?

emmental home


 
Posted : 08/09/2012 7:07 am
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what cheese do you change a tyre with?

Monterey jack....

I'll get my coat


 
Posted : 01/10/2012 2:06 pm
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Which cheese manages Watford?

Gianfranco Gorgonzola...

Rossi, grab mine while you're at it.


 
Posted : 01/10/2012 2:16 pm
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Whats the holiest cheese in all the land?

The cheese bible starts with the tale of Edam and Eve


 
Posted : 01/10/2012 2:18 pm
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Did you hear about the the one legged mouse that had to leave the cheese circus? He couldn't get his stilt on....

I think this thread has done too far already, I camembert these cheese jokes any more....


 
Posted : 01/10/2012 2:23 pm
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A block of plasticky supermarket cheese smashed through our window and landed on the lounge carpet yesterday. I picked it up and ran outside to see a spotty youth legging it away so shouted after him "Well that's not very mature!"


 
Posted : 01/10/2012 3:27 pm
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The cheese bible starts with the tale of Edam and Eve

I still think it's crackers 😉


 
Posted : 02/10/2012 1:59 pm
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Someone will be in a pickle over that one


 
Posted : 02/10/2012 2:04 pm
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Posted : 02/10/2012 2:09 pm
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Hear about the man who painted his wife with cheese?

He double glossed her...


 
Posted : 02/10/2012 4:05 pm
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That's it!
I'm going on a shopping bree to see if these jokes can get any grater.


 
Posted : 02/10/2012 4:39 pm

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