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You know the stuff. 100% processed mulch. The absolute antithesis of decent organic, free-range goodness that you guiltily think you should be eating. Ingredients that would give Hugh Fearnly-Whatshisname a Seizure.
I've just had a fish finger butty with melted cheese singles and loads of tomato sauce 🙂
Lets hear your guilty pleasures then...
I had a big mac meal last night. A large one. With full fat coke. It made me feel better
Foot-long 'Spicy Italian' subway with extra cheese, BBQ sauce, and extra pepper. Mmmmmm.
All crap food is brilliant. That is the problem.
Fish Fingers are Epic!
I hate organic food, it's a con ( 🙄 )
Pickled Onion Monster Munch. Just took delivery of my £5 "Attack of the Monster Munchies" T-shirt. Its like junk clothing - crap quality - but its ace and might last me through the summer.
EDIT: POMM sandwich in a thickly buttered white bap for carb-fest junk.
Batch & chips, hmmmmmmmmmmm
Chicken and bacon pasta bake just scoffed. Bought it at Sainsbury's. Got a caramel to follow.
Full fat coke in the fridge i think....
...off to mooch....
Morrisons Chilli Burger with smoked bacon strong cheddar tomato sauce mayo and gherhins x 2 mmmmmmmmmm
Just had a chicken and mushroom pasty and an almond slice mmm, feel a bit guilty about the chickens tho.
Doner kebab with lashings of chilli sauce and garlic mayo 🙂
Pot noodle.
Cheese slices. Nothing else, just cheese slices. Awesome things.
Mind you, I could eat fish fingers all day long, and frequently used to when I was a student. Grilled, with HP Sauce.
Scotch Pies (elephants feet) with beans all over.
Salty salty low meat content high fat content goodness.
Hot pork pie from the butchers in Marsden, great after the drop down Wessenden.
Whopper with no mayo. Lovely.
I don't consider things such as pork pies to be rubbish (unless we're talking cheap ones). They're ace.
Walkers Worcester Sauce crisps.
Chip butty.
Butterkist Toffee popcorn.
Cheap value sherbet (SP?) lemons from Tesco.
crap food is exactly what it says it is... crap. There's nothing brilliant about any of it.
pork pies
ohohohoh has anyone tried the hot and spicy crisps tesco do - 99p for a 6 pack chilli nd garlic, chilli and lemon, black pepper. epic. if not check them out - they're in the international (polish) section of big tesco
Tesco value swiss roll - 19p. I just love them.
Scotch Pies... spectacularly unhealthy but fantastic!!!
cheap hot dogs, in cheap white rolls, with squeezy mustard and ketchup
Wife did a cheescake a few weeks ago. Double cream, full fat cream cheese & a humungus bar of white chocolate melted into it. Crushed digestives with melted real butter for the base.
It was simply divine. 👿
Whole tubes of primula cheese squirted straight in. Nom nom nom.
Ye Olde Oak hot dogs. Made from mechanically reclaimed chicken meat. Almost made be gip when I read it, but at 30p a tin (on offer in the village co-op) how could I resist!
Taki, that is not crap food. The thread is about poor quality food that you like. Not expensive quality stuff that happens to be bad for you.
KFC Zinger Tower Burger, I know they aren't healthy but have a weakness for them.
Ooooooooooooh I love Primula with chives spread on toast (may possibly contain chive flavouring) 🙂
Local chippie's sausages. I'm sure they're 50% minced anus and 50% sawdust.
bourbons biscuits.
Crumpets
Spicy Tomato Space Invaders....or are they Trans-Form-A-Snack...i forget.
i just got 2 chicken pies and a tin of beans from the shop cause of this
yummy!
After a gut load of beer*, the elephants leg...
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Large, all the trimmings and chilli sauce. About 131 Giga calories of athletic enhancing meat type stuff. Yummy.
* - Mandatory for kebabs, they're pretty grim when you're sober.
greggs sausage roll - 58p of heaven
I don't have one very often, but - a crisp sandwich 🙂
Let no-one suggest that organic means good
David r,, you beat me to it
The crispy top off a frey bentos pie.
Sod the rest of it.
At the Afan cafe on Sunday, a "pastie" that contained a pink smear of indeterminate "meat" product, not only was it shit, it tasted shit, and was microwaved to warm it up, so it was floppy shit to boot.
Awful.
Chocolate cake after made me feel slightly better though...
So I'm guessing this is a 'North of Watford' thread 😉
I don't eat shit. Sorry, "crap"... I've more self respect.
... and sense of taste.
microwaveable frozen kebabs. So wrong, yet so right.
I don't eat shit. Sorry, "crap"... I've more self respect.... and sense of taste.
Thanks for keeping us informed 🙄
smash granules in white bread with marge and tomato ketchup
I want a Greggs Steak Bake now
Microwaved turkey burger sandwich. Delightful!
Kebabs... I love kebabs, with chilli sauce so strong that it would be brought to the attention of anti-terrorism officers. I'm one of the few folk that doesn't need to be pished to enjoy 'em.
Wouldn't kebab-flavour Ryvita be great?
Mr Woppit - Are you Hugh Fearnly-Whatisface? do you grow your own veg and keep livestock on your sprawling country estate? Then write books castigating the great unwashed about their eating habits. Go on - have a kebab. You know you want too! 🙂
Ooooooooooooooh I love Pepperami's too. The hot ones! Wolfed down in the car as you pull out of a garage forecourt obviously 😀
I don't eat shit. Sorry, "crap"... I've more self respect.... and sense of taste.
Hark at her..
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I'd go for pork scratchings. A rare treat with a few beers.
Macaroni cheese, with tom sauce. nom nom nom.
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where do the wasabi crisps come from can they be aquired in the UK?
bassspine - Member
smash granules in white bread with marge and tomato ketchup
I'm sorry but nothing can top this - I think I want to vomit just thinking about it
Did I hear this wrong - but does Marge not exist as a product anymore?
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Nice chilli burger loaded with cheese, topped with well done onions fried in butter topped with tommy sauce. Side order of chunky fries and onion rings.
Greggs are doing 2 Pasties for £2.50
Made a good unbalanced lunch on Monday.
"I don't eat shit. Sorry, "crap"... I've more self respect.
... and sense of taste. "
Ahhh Mr Woppit a typical STW up your own arse / holier than though response.. good work!
Crisp sandwiches.. ummmmm dairylea and bacon flavour crisps on white bread.
Tinned hotdogs and southern fries are also a winner but havent had that for ages. :O)
I can't believe that nobody has mentioned corned beef. Corned Beef with pickled beetroot on a granary roll is heavenly. Not healthy though!
King rib supper. Mmm, eyelids, sphincters and MSG.
Serious weakness for KFC Zinger Tower Burgers, esp with beer. Mmmmmmmmm
Wall's Viennetta, I never buy them as they disappear too quickly! Oh, and those fried curly fries they serve at our local swimming pool cafe.
Fish and Chips!
Yummy and I'm on a ****ing diet!
Dream away I guess!
Walkers Tomato Flavour Snaps butties. Made with Welsh Shergar Butter.
egg and bacon bun hummmmmmmmmm
Man up, all of you.
Behold, the king of crap foods.
Birdseye Potato Waffles.
Waffley versatile...!
ginster cornish pasty, microwaved, then on a buttered breadcake slathered in hp sauce............... 8)
Bassetts 'SOUR' wine gums. Got a 900g box beside me just now, along with a bag of Dumle and a box of liquorice allsorts
geoffj- what is that you've made?
My 2 favourite things in the world- Bacon and Turtles
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salad cream on economy white bread
Me and a mate have discussed travelling to Scotland specifically for The Stonner:
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It's a pork sausage wrapped in doner meat then deep fried 🙂 🙂 🙂
We do sometimes partake of the Death Star, so called because it's a kebab the size of a small moon. Large mixed, so large portions of doner, shish, lamb and chicken. With salad, it covers a decent sized plate to a depth of several inches 😯
that looks the dogs danglies!
Battered Mars Bar, Twix, Snickers, Cream Egg etc etc....
Burger King? Heinz Sausage and bean cheese melt pasty?
from Jamie's "the church" link:
Chewbaca Bars
Thick sliced bacon candied with maple syrup, balsamic vinegar and brown sugar, dipped in chocolate and layered with homemade marshmallows then dusted on one side with cocoa powder.
😯 😳
I've just come back from 4 days with the lads staying in Mabie forest for a riding getaway.
I've never eaten so much rubbish for a sustained period for ages, but, i've actually burned off some flab..
Riding everyday took care of the rediculous calorie intake.
Cheesestrings were todays crap.
But my personal weakness is cheddars, (the cheese crackers) with a tub of philadelphia. Don't let myself buy this anymore as I can polish off a whole pack of cheddars and the soft cheese within an hour or so...
(to clarify, you dip the cheddars in the soft cheese and scoff away!)
Jesus, I've just had a long look at Jamies link. Some of those creations are inspired.
Jesus, I've just had a long look at Jamies link. Some of those creations are inspired.
When a mars bar cake is the healthiest option you know you're in the right place 😉
RichPenny:
Me and a mate have discussed travelling to Scotland specifically for The Stonner[img]
If you are organising a group trip then sign me up!
Those bacon turtle cheeseburgers are brilliant, making them tomorrow 🙂
Heinz Big saucy bangers with a fray bentoes steak pie from a can.
I also love Cadbury Boost 69% of your daily fat allowence in one bar fantastic!