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....forget I've got an Audi or wood burning stove or even that my kids have Isla bikes this one really takes the biscuit !
I buy Nairn's oat biscuits....The only factory made biscuits I'd consider eating, good stuff
remember its the only factory made biscuit worth eating...
that's classic...and if you don't agree then so be it !
It's been a while since we've had a thread picking on a single user specifically.
Very commendable...
Just glad he didn't pick on me 😆
I wasn't picking on a user at all that's how you have perceived it !
I meant the phrase is up there with I've got an Audi etc...
No offence meant to anyone...
Pfft! Its easy for you to mock. You're probably the kind of frightful person who'd eat shop-bought salsa, rather than making your own, fresh
You disgust me!
[i]factory made biscuits[/i]
Well if you really must eat factory made biscuits it may as well be poncy ones.
Hmmm...I liked 2014's winner, "I'm not a racist but...."
There is no better biscuit than a Jammy Dodger, no matter where it was made.
You could at least make it clear that it's quoting two from different people!
it was clear but I got told off so I changed it.
Told off by whom?
arse biscuits
It did make me chuckle a little, that he'd consider eating them, not even definitely eat them 😀 Come on hilldodger if you're reading this, what have you got against venerable tea time classics such as Rich Tea and Digestives?
Caramel HobNob.... King of biscuits
Nairn's oatcakes? Pfft
Patersons are cheaper and crunchier. I wouldn't consider giving my dog (spaniel) Nairn's oatcakes.
Are Jaffa Cakes biscuits?
I think the clue is in the name.
hilldodger if you're reading this, what have you got against venerable tea time classics such as Rich Tea and Digestives?
Never had a particularly sweet tooth, and don't care to eat shite 😉
...Patersons are cheaper and crunchier.
But not available in Waitrose 😛
So oat cakes are cakes too?
There isn't a King of Biscuits. The biscuit world is ruled by the Mint Viscount.
I would only buy a Gransfors Bruks
I get to eat Jaffa Cakes as part of my diet, so they're especially cool.
Aftermarket biscuits outperform factory ones
Jaffa cakes are cakes
When stale they go hard like cakes do.
As opposed to biscuits (remember the old ones in your Nan's biscuit tin) ... that go soft
Everything goes soft eventually.
[Unless that cute girl from the other half of the year is sitting on your lap on the school bus]
Stw?
I only pies made from whimsical mince.
Rich Tea are the celery of the biscuit world.
I'll eat any biscuit, factory made or otherwise, but I must admit to a particular penchant for Nairns Rough Oatcakes. Got to be rough tho'.
When making chocolate digestives... The chocolate is put on the underside of the biscuit as it travels through a shallow chocolate bath during the factory production.
Custom biscuits, from our own kitchen, are of course superior to aftermarket and factory biscuits.
Yeah, can we maybe move the biscuit conversion to my biscuit thread 😉
Choccy digestives. How could it be anything else? Or is that too common for STW?
Choccy digestives? Surely the Marin of the forum?