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Eternity Property - marketing slogan of Yorkshire tea house.
Chronic.- Missing time.
Alert - something your country needs.
Student - the imprint on the bowl the morning after your mothers hotpot.
Camera - a period of history where they couldn't quite make a circle.
seatpost - armchair delivery service
dairy - a yorkshireman challenges his mate to ride that drop
Reverend.-A very speedy motorcycle courier.
Paradox.- Two boots.
Paradoxical.- Being kicked twice to the nuts.
Parabola.- Testes.
Bedridden - conventional copulation
Boomerang : A missed call from someone in their 60s.
Retard.- The toughest bloke in Newcassel.
****ter - social media channel for foolish people
Ejaculate.- A Scotsman misses an appointment in Yorkshire.
Psychopath.- A segregated cycle lane.
Bamboozle - A nozzle made from bamboo
Polish sausage - eastern european euphemism
Microwave - unspoken greeting between cyclists made without removing their hands from the handlebars. Also a greeting between car drivers; made without removing hands from the steering wheel.
Microwave - Middle English - a hesitant socially awkward greeting in public places where there is a risk of it going un acknowledged.
Not to be confused with:
Popty Ping - Welsh medical term for premature ejaculation.
Rollercoaster - failed victorian invention for quickly moving drinks from one end of the table to the other.
Blowout : Yorkshire lady with questionable morals
Slippery - a bit like a slipper
Vanish - Quite like a van
Trolley - like a troll
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Merseyside - killing of Scousers
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Battery - where you put your bat when you go on holiday
The Endocrine System.- Ardrishaig.
Himmler.- A Man-Cave.
Palindrome.- The new T.V. series from the Monty Python star.
Organ Grinder.- A condom, stuffed with gravel.
Bio.- A Welsh lad.
Baby Bio.- A very young Welsh lad.
Pirate - the anger experienced by a pie connoisseur when confronted by a ‘lid’ casserole or other fake pie variant.
Innuendo- Italian suppository
Spoilers - People who dig holes.
Illegal - sick raptor
Bingo - a windy day
Eternity Property – marketing slogan of Yorkshire tea house.
Needs a bigger audience. 👍
Send that to Bettys in Harrogate...
Flippant - a carefree gymnastic insect
Anion - for uncreasing your clothes
Cation - what you use to smooth the creases out of your cat
Ionising - happily doing the laundry
Just found this thread. In my very hung over and sleep deprived state I didn't get the first line of the first post. When the penny eventually dropped I actually wet myself! 🙂
Extractor Fan : Someone who no longer likes tractors.
Trash - Yorkshire mans itchy red skin.
Bark - Noah's standby boat.
Contract - Grifters throat.
Radio - really cool input/output from the 80's
Alternative -To change a member of the indigenous population.
Indigenous - A species particularly fond of jangly guitars.
Lampoon : Used to hunt whales in the dark.
Millipede : The smell of the concourse at the old Wembley Stadium.
Catastrophe. Prize for feline rear of the year.
Communication. Holiday in a kibbutz
Catastrophe. Prize for feline rear of the year.
very good.
Clarity. Looks or tastes a bit like red wine.
very good.
It is - doubles as a tea towel holder.
But not, I repeat not, a pencil sharpener.
Avoidable: A game played by matadors
Dilate: Live longer than anyone expects or wants you to
Relief: the arrival of spring
Infantry: A sapling
Trumpet : Small French fart
Coronet: A mild heart attack
Saxophone: the built in phone in a small 1990s French car
Prognosis : Rick Wakeman's imaginary sibling
Drawers - a group of artists.
History - male biography.
Carpet - animal that lives in your vehicle.
Knickers - stealing your wife’s pants.
Armchair - sitting on your hands.
Buffer - polisher of female bodies.
Forest - sleeping under some trees.
Diarrhoea- Chris’ Welsh cousin
Bark – Noah’s standby boat.
That properly gave me the giggles, well played.
Orphan - iron aficionado
Hamster : A ladder for pigs
Mulhouse - a grouping of debating chambers.
Mulhouse - the hot wine shack in a Christmas market.
Blend. Denouement of a circumcised penis.
Hamster - alternative - the haunted look of a vegetarian who's about to crack
Loophole - very long lavetory brush
Pianist.-Peirs Morgan.
Filigree.- a PhD.
Consomethinge.- cannibalism.
Penumbra.- A piano ensemble.
Diurnal.- A Welsh mans toilet.
Faculty - Cockney for "We've run out of PG tips"
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Ostracise - gauging the height of an Ostrich
Donkey, Capon, Hatton - Old English - Nightly routine of a watchman before leaving the guard house on patrol
At the risk of spoiling a good joke.
Cark - disputed third launch site.
Whilst scholars agree Noah was a great planner they can't agree if that extended to the need for a separate British vessel.
I'll leave the next link in the ark chain for someone else.
Sark : Ludicrously expensive 18th spare ark, that resulted in fraud charges being brought against Mr Noah and his wife’s brother Tim, who owned a timber yard.
Quality - marsupial brew
Sword - made it hurt
Exercise - get rid of former partner
Colonise - seeing out of your arse
Wilful - lengthy bequeathment
Dark - the never discussed undersea ark that was rumoured built, but there is no record of it.
blether - the hide of an insect
blether - a priest with a lisp
Mexican - largest of the metric can sizes, equivalent to 99% of the volume of the imperial Maxican
Ashleigh - the area upwind of an ash tree
Leeward - person charged with halting the decline of Lees on the British Isles
Leeway - a dedicated route for Lee(s). One of a number of management interventions being used to protect the Lee populations from further decline.
Not to be confused with:
The Leeway - practicing of a semi nomadic Scottish based adventurous bicycling lifestyle.
Claustrophobia: The fear of seeing Father Christmas eating from an open rectangular container.
Ashleigh – the area
upwinddownwind of an ash tree
I liked the logic, but not the detail!
Triphammer - the fall out of Thomas Cook
Contented - Edward the Happy Camper
I liked the logic, but not the detail!
The shame, neither do I.
Battalion - commit an act of antagonisation
Reposefulness - Well fitting undergarment (bra)
Nigel - unexpectedly watery sports nutrition product
Lark - the ark that never was. Started as a bit of a laugh and then forgotten about.
Gynaecologist - A man who is not against a college education.
Octagon - A missing Cephalopod
Battalion – commit an act of antagonisation
Also an ill advised game known by Savannah locals as catty slapping
Battalion - punch a massive angry cat
Park - a support barge carrying fertiliser for the return to land
Inspired bu Mr Sparkle.
Exorcise - Getting rid of fat