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Countryside: the act of killing Piers Morgan.
Insolent: Where you end up if you jump off the Isle of Wight ferry.
Irish: Mildly annoyed.
Backwards: A place to recover from osteopathic surgery.
Transparent: When your dad becomes your mum.
Listlessness: The feeling of panic induced when you can't remember what you needed to buy at the Supermarket.
Crepuscular - Bodybuilder’s training shoes.
Analysis - not sitting comfortably
Support - somewhere to dock your paddleboard
Singletrack - somewhere to hang your vests
Analysis – not sitting comfortably
Or why your female sibling is popular with the boys.
Twerk: Where a Yorkshireman goes for eight hours a day.
Or why your female sibling is popular with the boys.
Isn’t your sister named Teresa because your Mum really likes Easter?
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Nazi Gold: Retro radio station playing all the classics from 1940s Germany.
Horlicks: Something you generally have to pay extra for.
Hormone: What happens when you don't.
Isn’t your sister named Teresa because your Mum really likes Easter?
For the sheltered and innocent among us?
Mashed: Where I keep ma tools.
For the sheltered and innocent among us?
My real name is Alan.
Biomorph: A the story of Tony Hart
Xenomorph: A Plasticine warrior princess.
Ilk: A poorly moose.
Polyamoury: Viagra for parrots.
Polyfilla: Bird seed.
Cooperative: Of or pertaining to barrel-makers.
Hailstones: Rough diamonds in Glasgow, prior to cutting and polishing.
ee by gum. Yorkshire addicts preferred method of injecting club drugs.
Diagnostic: One who remains unconvinced of the existence of two gods.
Perfect: Noise made by a post-coital cat.
Tap:Yorkshire phone software.
Reliable - guilty again
Nasal:In relation to space exploration.
Reliable – guilty again
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Herecy:A guide to beachcombing.
Please: payment made for entry to public toilets.
Dermal: Where German shoppers go.
Sub-arachnoid:a navy spider.
Canopy : long lasting food supply for a post apocalypse Binners
viable - six times more able than being able.
Treaties - unhealthy sweet snacks
Bifurcate: a woman who would, for the Duchess of Cambridge.
Testiculate: waving your arms in the air, talking bollocks
Herbicide - Scrapping a Volkswagen
Punctuation - Decommissioning Johnny Rotten
Propensity - large town full of high quality writing instruments
Retire - change a puncture.
Diagnostic: someone who really doesn't care about the Daily Fail's obsession with Harry & Wills Mum
Remember: the act of reversing a sex change woman back to a bloke
Polkadot - Amazon's less successful smart speaker that had a penchant for playing Central European folk music
Tango: An express sunbed salon.
Herbicide – Scrapping a Volkswagen
Oh, very good.
Mozzarella : Fairytale in which a handsome young man turns into an evil old monster.
Dandelion; smartest big cat on the Savannah
Khaki: for use starting your car.
Incandescent: when a spider lowers itself into your can of beer
Nugatory - plot to assassinate Boris Johnson from orbit.
Its the only way to be sure.
Coincide - The act of giving money to an unworthy cause or window salesman. To commit coincide.
Silicide - to kill a clown
Diagnostic: Welsh non believer.
Herbicide. The woman next to me
Shimano - when you just realise you have got the right diameter seat post after all.
Window- first prize in par-bake off
Helmet - introduction to the devil.
Mendicant - Govan repair man
Diversion - A Welshman's take on what happened
Mozzarella : Fairytale in which a handsome young man turns into an evil old monster.
The lead singer of the Smiths?
Beer can - a Jamaican's favourite sandwich filling.
Fabricant - a cloth vagina
Shambolic - fake testicle
Shampoo-fake poo.
Gription- grip/traction.
What a brilliant idea for a thread; more like this please.
Or as a Yorkshireman would say, postmortem.
Liqueurs? Lick your own
Twerking - using Twitter at work
Politics - Numerous blood sucking parasites.
Don’t think I’ve quite got the hang of this...
E-business - Commerce in Yorkshire.
What a brilliant idea for a thread; more like this please.
Or as a Yorkshireman would say, postmortem.
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Clearly a quiet day at the office, Cougar has waaaaay too much free time on his hands!😁
Convex - an angry prisoner.
Implicit. Well, there's no law against being small.
Karabiner. When people treat your car like a trash-can.
(In Jamaican) Karabiner. "Dude, where's my car?"
Crumpet : A small fragment of French bread.
Towel : Bird of prey native to Bradford.
MTB: Hollow insect
On Ilkla Moor Baht 'at - I’m in Yorkshire next to a pile of rubbish
Assorted. Injured teddy.
Miscellaneous. A rocket shot up your bottom.
Cargo. A hit-and-run.
Miasma. "Have you seen my inhaler?"
Contretemps. A prisoner makes good their escape bid by going 'out on a limb'.
Paradigm. A fear of tenths.
Parlez. A hole in one!
Hereditary. A particularly crude punishment, reserved solely for the females of the tribe.
Many: of, or pertaining to men
Wind: to have won in the past
Gelatinous: female platypus
Brewery. Electric assist beer maker.
Behave - where posh, well spoken, bees live.
Infanticide. Baby on board.
Pungent. A witty bloke.
Crocodile - a receptacle full of phones.
Ragamuffin - A musical Jamaican mule