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there was a thread on here a while back, but I can't find it now....

just wanted to share this from a colleague on the phone to a client today:

"There's lots of food cooking but no meals being served!"

I mean, WTF???????

just wanted to share


 
Posted : 25/10/2011 4:44 pm
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Do you work at McDonalds?


 
Posted : 25/10/2011 5:03 pm
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My old boss told me "We have to work harder, [i]not[/i] smarter". Genius.


 
Posted : 25/10/2011 9:34 pm
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Thanks Morgs. I'll use that if I may. 8)


 
Posted : 25/10/2011 9:37 pm
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Northwind You'll go far with that advice Quality 😉

One of my bosses used to say the more furniture
that goes out that door the more you'll be paid.
But i used to make all the prototypes and furniture
for the exhibitions, and train the apprentices.?

So I told him to find a better salesman


 
Posted : 25/10/2011 9:52 pm
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This is what's known as metaphor. It can actually be fun, you should learn to enjoy language 🙂


 
Posted : 25/10/2011 9:52 pm
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It's a quote from a Shakespeare play.......... Much Ado About Nothing.


 
Posted : 25/10/2011 9:58 pm
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I like that, it describes the dept I work in perfectly. I will use it in a meeting before the end of the week


 
Posted : 25/10/2011 9:58 pm
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As someone once said to me, "I'm happy to honeybee on that"

I still have no idea what he meant.


 
Posted : 25/10/2011 10:02 pm
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Another place i worked at was on a bonus system and there philosophy was.
Time is money and a minute is 100%


 
Posted : 25/10/2011 10:09 pm
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My now ex-boss has an icon on his skype with the word "Thinking" floating above a box with the words "the box" on it. I'm not sure he understands how "inside the box" telling everyone to think "outside the box" is.


 
Posted : 25/10/2011 10:19 pm
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Another place i worked at was on a bonus system and there philosophy was.
Time is money and a minute is 100%

Magic. Did you ever dare to clock out at 9.01am having given 100% of the expected time?


 
Posted : 25/10/2011 10:22 pm
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Hmmmmm.... Uurrrgghhh.. must not divulge company specific cobblers to the world............

I will be found out............


 
Posted : 25/10/2011 10:25 pm
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Magic. Did you ever dare to clock out at 9.01am having given 100% of the expected time?

Northwind I left when they asked me to fill out a time sheet for taking out a wooden splinter
in my hand, I was only to help out a friends company over an holiday period.


 
Posted : 25/10/2011 10:28 pm
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If anyone asks me to "drill down" into the data once more I will not be responsible for my actions. I can say this as I think it is 110% untraceable to the shower who currently pay me a pittance. 😆


 
Posted : 25/10/2011 10:33 pm

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