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[Closed] Constipation in the Remain camp

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Reports are coming in that many upset remainers have failed to carry out full and proper bowel evacuation since as far back as last Friday.


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 10:58 pm
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I am as regular as clockwork and have excellent stools.


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 11:05 pm
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I wanted them out but they seem to be staying in!


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 11:07 pm
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Unlike the leavers who are shitting themselves


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 11:11 pm
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I sat on a stool leg side up and here I remain.


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 11:11 pm
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Hitler did three solid movements a day


 
Posted : 27/06/2016 11:19 pm
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So he wasn't full of shit after all.


 
Posted : 28/06/2016 12:40 am
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if he was doing three a day then I would say he was so full of it he needed to constantly off-load.


 
Posted : 28/06/2016 12:48 am
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I think your confused about which side really gives a shit


 
Posted : 28/06/2016 1:36 am
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Cheeky, what's your address? I'm sure the remain voters would only be too happy to send you samples to inspect.

Crap post really.


 
Posted : 28/06/2016 8:18 am
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Cheeky, what's your address? I'm sure the remain voters would only be too happy to send you samples to inspect.

Crap post really.

Sorry Frankie ! maybe you need to loosen up a bit eh !!......nudgey, nudge, wink, wink 😆


 
Posted : 28/06/2016 8:53 am
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Lol


 
Posted : 28/06/2016 11:25 am

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