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[Closed] concerned that my son may be a terrorist

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He will be three years old in Feb and dedicates most of his time and energy to causing distress to family and friends.. He is also very skilled in covert ops which is proven by his 'adorable' behaviour at nursery where he has convinced the staff that he is a model citizen..

Are there any methods to determine if he is part of the axis of evil, and are there any ways to dissuade him from his chosen path?


 
Posted : 25/10/2014 10:58 am
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Lego.


 
Posted : 25/10/2014 11:02 am
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Yup Lego. If he builds two big towers out of Lego then pretends to crash planes into them he is definitely a terrorist.


 
Posted : 25/10/2014 11:03 am
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Has he started to grow a beard?


 
Posted : 25/10/2014 11:03 am
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I must have 2 member's of IS living here then!!


 
Posted : 25/10/2014 11:11 am
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Does he point at planes???


 
Posted : 25/10/2014 11:21 am
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He's definitely exhibiting some of those signs, and this morning he succeeded in taking his 5 year old brother hostage..

Is there any agency I should be contacting that could deal with this situation appropriately? Does anyone have any experience of the sort of timescale I could be looking at to get this issue resolved..?

Or could I just send him to Gauntanamo Bay in the post..?


 
Posted : 25/10/2014 11:51 am
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Is he slowly weakening your will and resolve with persistent sleep deprivation techniques? It's a known terrorist skill


 
Posted : 25/10/2014 11:58 am
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It could be worse. Think yourself lucky that he's not the East Devon candidate for UKIP!


 
Posted : 25/10/2014 12:36 pm
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I blame the parents.


 
Posted : 25/10/2014 12:43 pm
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Tbf a 3yo may make a more structured and reasoned argument than UKIP.


 
Posted : 25/10/2014 12:44 pm
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Things could be worse. He could be a roadie or a golfer.


 
Posted : 25/10/2014 12:55 pm
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What is his midichlorian count?


 
Posted : 25/10/2014 2:40 pm
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Yunki Jnr


 
Posted : 26/10/2014 8:49 am
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I think you should call the CIA right now.


 
Posted : 26/10/2014 8:53 am
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I think you should call the CIA right now.

you'll probably find you're already calling the CIA every time you pick up the phone. 🙂

and this morning he succeeded in taking his 5 year old brother hostage..

I think you need to act before things escalate


 
Posted : 26/10/2014 11:11 am
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Posted : 26/10/2014 11:17 am
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He's not alone. 😉

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Posted : 26/10/2014 3:31 pm
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Does the weather affect his terrorist tendencies - whether Sunni or Shiite?


 
Posted : 26/10/2014 5:22 pm
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Threenager? It's not uncommon.You have my empathy.
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Posted : 26/10/2014 5:32 pm

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