[Closed] Comedy dog names

Heel?

Steve.

Ooh, just remembered.

My mate had a cat called Nelson, named after Mandela. Because it was black and wasn't allowed out of the house.

It was Yorkshire, in less enlightened times.

There's a fella in sunny Brentwood that has two trail hound Dalmatains.

They are called.... Cannon and Dale

My cousin had two cats. Benson and Hedges.

Heel?

I keep bunnies and fish so the only phrases I need are "Stop chewing that" and "Don't die.... Dammit."

A friend of mine had a dog called Cat.

A friend of mine used to live with a foreign student who called the toilet "the cat" (I can't remember where he was from) so when the house got a cat and a dog they named the cat dog and the dog toilet.

When my parents got a miniature schnauzer I tried to get them to name it Dogzilla but they wouldn't. One day I shall have my own Dogzilla.

Our dog is called 'Nincompooch'

Which is quiet appropriate to her behaviour, still makes the vet chuckle.
Our next will likely be called 'Scallywag'

We started off naming our Fish, but it got too hard, so in order:

Dave + Talulahblips
Talulahblips was replaced 'Number 2' + Mika
Mika was replaced by Gomez
Then we had Lippy + Micky
They were replaced by 'Fish X'

I'm going to number them from now on...

As a child I had a hamster called Paddy Ashdown, and we also had the two family cats Pooh and Tiddler, named after the first things they did when we got them.

My friend dog sits for the gayest couple in the world. They have a shakey Yorky called Tyson.

cat named easter (tori amos reference)

no one wants to call their dog fenton?

If we're now talking any animals, I had a goldfish called Crapbags and a cat called Briefcase Jones

There's a border terrier near us called Alan.

My dog is Terry but gets called dog or mungrrl. If we pass the local staffie/lurcher fraternity.

Think it's Carry On Girls where one of the character's landlords owns a cat called Cooking Fat "at least that's what it sounds like he's shouting".

Surely we all know about the Yorkshire music teacher who called his dog Grieg?

'Cos it used to Peer Gynt Suite.

I'm here all week.

My mate had a cat called Nelson, named after Mandela. Because it was black and wasn't allowed out of the house.

One of our cats is called Nelson Mandela. And yes he's all black, but he's allowed out. He wasn't named for his colour though. The other ones called Che Guevara. We like our revolutionaries/terrorists in our house 😀

A mates girlfriend had 2 cats called Kipper and Tuna. Harry - we had 2 goldfish called Benson and Hedges

Girl in work has a Jack Russell called Kurt Russell.

Current dogs are called Jake and Sally but I really want a dog called Dave.

Back in the 70s, my mates parents had a Basset Hound called Blossom. If he took her out for a walk, he wasn't overly fond of her calling her back.

My Dog's called Peanut. Cat is called Sprocket, which i thought was unique, till i went to the vets and found out one of the vets had a cat called Sprocket as well!

you do look a right lunatic standing in a field apparently on your own shouting "Peanut" though...

My next collie will be called melon.

Get a fat feline and call it The Infinite Catness

The inlaws had a dopey Cocker Spaniel (who had [i]such[/i] a big crush on me it was funny) called Duffer. As in 'D' for 'dog'.

They've now got a boringly named one, but his dad was called Toby Le Roan.

I have a friend who is a Police Dog Handler. He calls his German Shepherd LBD. ( lazy ba##rd dog) 😀
(at work it is anything but that, around the house it is ver lazy..)

My teacher " used " to in the sense of the word call his two dogs Benson & Hedges.

My parents have an aged rescue German Shepherd cross called Frank.

He was called Flank but they changed it in the rescue shelter.

That's it!

My bros ex landlady named her female black haired greyhound Naomi due to the fact that... Errrrr! Think catwalk Naomi Campbell. Lol

when I was a kid we had two gerbils who didn't have names. Or at least that's what I thought. I learned later my dad referred to them as shit and shat because that's all they seemed to do but he wasn't allowed to say it in front of small children (and I don't think we ever knew which was which anyway).

Errrrr! Think catwalk Naomi Campbell. Lol

Hilarious 😕

I'm sure somewhere on the planet there's a Black Power advocate with a white poodle called 'Kylie'. (Think pop star!!! LMAO!)

My brother tells a story of his time staying in Marina Del Rey. His neighbour had a dog called success. John occasionally walked it on Venice beach but it was forever running away. Cue the comedy chasing and shouting 'Come back success'. Not an uncommon cry in LA

My uncle used to call the cat Turdwise ( pronounced turdweesay). That was in the 1960s....he was a village Rector in the Cotswolds, which made it pretty avant garde......

We have had a lab puppy since November called Chunk at my request.

haven't read through all these so apologies if someone has the same but some friends of ours have a dog they call 'Deefer'

Named my parents spaniel.. Buffy (had a crush on Buffy the vampire slayer at the time). I also named the cat fevil as is was effin evil.
My black lab is called fish.

I like animals to have derogatory names they don't understand.
Had a cat called "sweaty" suited it real well.
Recall someone on the telly having a dog called "shithead".
Tickles me 🙂

Mmm our first dog who arrived 3 weeks ago is called.... Dog Vader!
Laddos idea and we thought it a better bet than the other choice which was ripjaw!!

Fenton?

Prophet and Mohammed??

Knackers

I remember a local family when I was growing up had a Labrador called Ameer, easy recall.

Clive!

Three mates of mine went sharesies on a greyhound some years ago. They had all sorts of stupid names for it but the racing commission kept turning them down till they struck on Nads Revenge. It helped that one of their surnames was Nadsille (or something)

Anyhoo ... fast forward to the mut's first race and picture my mates, pissed as parrots and dressed in dinner suits, down at the start line. Dogs go off and they start shouting: "Go Nads!! Go Nads!!"

Mohammed?

Mohammed

I used to have a dog called Mohammed.

Didn't pay much for him, kept him for a while and then sold him for a prophet.

my aunt took in a local cat (it kinda decided it liked living with her family and moved itself in )

her son (my cousin) named it Minge

My aunt used to call it in from the garden

everyone in the family knew what it meant except her, so always found it most amusing, didn't tell her what it meant for around 3 years

"minge, minge, come here minge"

I had a Japanese Akita called Barney

Best to choose a name that goes (comically) well with your surname so that when they call it's name at the Vet's, everyone gets a laugh

I know of a cat called Wilson (named after Brian not Harold).

We had a sheep dog called ratatouille, because she was young at the time and was annoying the cattle in the yard and Dad just shouted it out at her in frustration!

My friends just got a lovely little black cocker spaniel and the first time I heard it's name I thought he'd said Winston, I comically thought of the chill Winston line from Lenny Henry, reused in lock stock, it turns out I'd misheard and it's actually Wilton. Thinking about it, it makes sense as he sells carpets!

My own dogs are named Louis and Elle, a bit of a play on the French for him and her, (they are Dad and daughter.)

@ slowoldman is it owned by a bloke called Bob by any chance?

Dan will be my dog's name when I get one.
Dan, Dan, Dan, DAN, DAN, DAN, DAN!, DAN!

Hand Banana
The Enforcer
Or
Spaghetti

Got to be Pat

Our dog answers to Barky Bollocks, although she's called Juno (and her pedigree name is Gypsy Mermaid).

We had a dog called Elwood, and a cat called Brian.

My miniature daschund is called Dave. Seems to suit him somehow. The collies are Max and Roy.

Our lab is called Ronnie. Name given to him by his previous owner and he was 4 when we got him so thought him too old to change it.

No idea why he was called Ronnie.

We've also got a guinea pig called Haga, after the ex WOrld Superbike rider Noriyuki Haga. They don't look like one another.

Is dissapoint. 😐 No one linked these. 🙁 What is stw coming to? 😥

Fenton

Our mini schnauzer cross is Vinnie, but other suggestions from my boys were Mr Snuggles and Hairy Barry.

My aging Labrador/ staff cross is called Bacon.

Bought a Border Collie pup last year which did nothing but bite the Mrs for the first month so almost called him "Suarez".

I used to work at a coach garage that took in a stray jack Russell and called it Bolllocks, which was more amusing when one of the fitters decided to take him home one weekend, he got into next doors garden and his wife had to go out and shout for bollocks.

Late father in law used to have a greyhound called Brian, a neighbour had a Bichon Frisee called Frank & I had a dog of indeterminate breed called Lucy (mostly collie), which was the smartest dog I've ever known and still miss her after 30 years.

My next dog will be called Pat.

A friend had two dogs one called 'nosebag' and the other one 'Oi'. All dogs should be called Oi!

We have a Whippet called Walter.

My old dog, a Staffy cross was called [b]Deefa[/b]. Current dog is small and black and called [b]Cilla[/b]. Next dog will probably be called [b]Pavlov[/b].

Zombiemaggot.

Brother in law's dopey labrador is called 'Derp'

I used to have a dog called Blacksmith.
Whenever I kicked him up the arse, he made a bolt for the door.

I did have blue merle called Rover. Best dog in the world. Known my many of my friends at R.T.D (Rover the Dog)

At my local vet's when it's your turn to go in your pet's name is called out by the receptionist , the yoof next to me called his dog "spliff".

Jimi Houndrix

Friend has a dog called "Fell". Triggered a massive police search of the local woods when a walker thought they heard the shout "Help!".

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/dog-walker-sparks-major-search-2278292
(The Sun got the dog's name right but I can't find the link)

Resulted in a local radio station phone-in and Twitter-frenzy on stupid dog names.

When we got our wonderful mutt (Brân) I wanted to call him 'Deefur' so he would be Deefur Dog.

My 80yr old very straight laced church going aunt sees nothing wrong with her dog being called "Muff", we all call the poor thing Colin.

We have a St Bernard called Vernon...

And a goldfish called Michael J Fox.

My next dog will be called Timber

there is a golden retriever on my post delivery called Biffer.... will eat anything

Old work mate called his dog Taxi. Stood in middle of field, woods, on mountain etc calling TAXI!

For maximum vets waiting room mirth, I will call my future pets Mango and Brandon. Surname Pickles.

labrador called picnic - as every walk we go on it eats any dogsh1t around, hence life is a continuous picnic