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As if pouting selfies weren't already bad enough,  behold the halo brow.

Humanity's course has been run.


 
Posted : 08/03/2018 10:57 am
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It's a strong look.


 
Posted : 08/03/2018 11:01 am
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where is the B ark when you need it.


 
Posted : 08/03/2018 11:01 am
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As a top saucer pilot,she does not fear the Asteroid.


 
Posted : 08/03/2018 11:02 am
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where is the B ark when you need it.

Almost every single person on this forum would be on the B ark. I certainly would and almost every one of my friends and family.


 
Posted : 08/03/2018 11:06 am
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Surely the first photo is just a pouty pisstake, its not genuine, surely?

Is it?


 
Posted : 08/03/2018 11:16 am
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Almost every single person on this forum would be on the B ark.

Most of us wouldn't even be worthy of the expense or effort to pad our ego.


 
Posted : 08/03/2018 11:20 am
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Surely this is the M-Ark ?


 
Posted : 08/03/2018 11:23 am
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I bet my balls that you never see that 'look' outside of click-bait


 
Posted : 08/03/2018 11:26 am
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"The totally out-there look is the brainchild of 16-year-old Hannah Lyne, a UK-based beauty blogger known for getting creative with her eye looks. Plaid eye designs, sunset lids, double brows — she has done it all. Now, the beauty blogger has started a new trend.

"I was having a conversation with a friend trying to come up with a new idea for a look, and all of a sudden it came to me that I should connect my brow tails," Lyne told Popsugar. "This look was influenced by fishtail brows; seeing the way my brow flicked upwards inspired the idea of just carrying the brow on until it met in the middle."

As with all new trends, the look needed a good name. According to PopSugar, Lyne got "halo brows" from a commenter's suggestion, birthing the latest brow sensation. A unibrow gone wild, the look combines both arches in a circular form reminiscent of a halo, so the angelic design really lives up to its name.

It's far from the typical Instagram brow, carved to perfection with precise angles and dramatic fading. That's probably why the internet is so divided over whether to embrace or reject the look."

https://www.bustle.com/p/halo-brows-on-instagram-are-the-latest-brow-trend-beauty-lovers-are-super-divided-8429469


 
Posted : 08/03/2018 11:28 am
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T'was ever so...

People have been doing some pretty stupid things in the name of beauty since we crawled from under a rock, elongated skulls, bound feet, wigs that look like pineapples or ships, blackened teeth, clothes so unwieldy you can't actually dress yourself...you get the idea. In the top ten of "daft fashion" I doubt this even gets a look in.


 
Posted : 08/03/2018 11:33 am
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People have been doing some pretty stupid things in the name of beauty since we crawled from under a rock

The levels of stupidity have acclerated significantly since the advent of social media and cash for clicks.


 
Posted : 08/03/2018 11:43 am
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maybe it's a feminist thing stop men looking at her ****


 
Posted : 08/03/2018 11:49 am
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Why was my first thought "Dirty Sanchez" ?


 
Posted : 08/03/2018 12:14 pm
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My first thought was that she needs to invest in better loo paper and a bathroom mirror.


 
Posted : 08/03/2018 12:23 pm
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Why was my first thought “Dirty Sanchez” ?

Why was my first thought  "Tinky Winky"?


 
Posted : 08/03/2018 12:27 pm
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It's a wormhole to another dimension


 
Posted : 08/03/2018 12:42 pm
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woah woah woah

On international Women's day we should be celebrating invention not criticising.

Or so i thought, until i read:

According to PopSugar, Lyne got “halo brows” from a commenter’s suggestion, birthing the latest brow sensation

BIRTHING?  Are you ****ing serious? The only way this is vaguely similar to giving birth has to be that they both involve something being produced by a ****

Woman or not, get in the ****ing sea.


 
Posted : 08/03/2018 12:43 pm
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Genius thread title CFH. Very funny.


 
Posted : 08/03/2018 12:58 pm
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That’s just a variation on the Shaw Brothers films villain look from the 70’s. Get an original idea kids!


 
Posted : 08/03/2018 1:05 pm
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I like it.

It’s a moniker for spotting those that seek vacuous attention.

Is there one for a Big Hitter ?


 
Posted : 08/03/2018 1:08 pm
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I think you are all missing the important point here .

What the hell is Flashy doing on Popsugar!


 
Posted : 08/03/2018 1:15 pm
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If she’d just fill in the missing bit it’s a good bullseye for the harpoon gun come the post internet idiot apocalypse cleanse


 
Posted : 08/03/2018 1:25 pm

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