[Closed] Come hear me deliver a paper

£1.20? I'm in! Oh, wait. Err...

Sorry

I'll pass.

I used to deliver the Rotherham Star.

Sorry cant make it, tomorrow is flying ant day and I am not leaving the house.

I'm going to sneak in on a leper cart like in a Robin Hood film.

Live at Leeds!

International Medieval Congress

Congratulations on managing to plumb new depths of uselessness.

Will there be halberds & jousting?

Will there be podium wenches?

International Medieval Congress

That sounds ace. Unfortunately, although I'm in Leeds tomorrow, I'm going through European Social Fund financial monitoring requirements and procedures. As I say, your thing sounds ace.

I used deliver 50 papers every Sunday. They were an inch thick, some of them. I rode my bike all the way round and never asked anyone for £120 to watch me do it.

What's the world coming to?

Admission for the day is something like £120.

It's actually £196 😯

Sounds interesting, and I'm at a loose end tomorrow, but wow, that's pricey !

I used deliver 50 papers every Sunday. They were an inch thick, some of them. I rode my bike all the way round and never asked anyone for £120 to watch me do it.

Hang on..... 50 papers an inch thick. I'd have paid good money to watch you wobbling down the road on your grifter with a 4 foot deep delivery bag.

It's actually £196

Are you serious?!? I didn't realise it was that much!

I wonder if it would be possible to slip in unnoticed.

But I'm probably underselling myself. I'm sure I'm worth it.

@thecaptain: I'm sorry you find knowledge generally, and history specifically, useless. 😕

Sounds interesting. Can you tape it and stick it up on here later ?

Apology accepted. And when you're finished, I'll have a Big Mac and fries. Though perhaps it will be one of your students serving me.

Apology accepted. And when you're finished, I'll have a Big Mac and fries. Though perhaps it will be one of your students serving me.

Wow. Just wow. 🙄

And that, ladies and gentleman, is why we charge a fee.

Are you serious?!? I didn't realise it was that much!

£156 for the day, plus £40 for booking after the 10th June.

I'll be there.

*Shit, i forgot that I'm washing my wife's hair tomorrow & it takes ages*

True story, may as well while she's got some eh?

Apology accepted. And when you're finished, I'll have a Big Mac and fries. Though perhaps it will be one of your students serving me.

I'm nearby, in Sheffield.

Can't you just tell us what's in the speech after? What's it about?

If it was in Birminingham and free - I would be there. I like a bit of history.

Can't you just tell us what's in the speech after? What's it about?

I'll tell you when we next ride together. In fact, I had a stack of abstracts with a comparative table included that were meant to be distributed to the attendees. But I forgot them at home. Consequently, I can give you 50 of them for free. 😳

What's £120 in Groats?

New drivetrain or medieval learning?
New drivetrain or medieval learning?

(Mulls over for a few seconds)

Hell, I'm coming, don't disappoint!

There's a jeweller's near us where you can watch batteries fitted free.

Convert - 1 bag from the shop then 2 bag drops.

Apology accepted. And when you're finished, I'll have a Big Mac and fries. Though perhaps it will be one of your students serving me.

LOL to be fair OP deserves it for the attention seeking.

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@SaxonRider - will you be delivering the session through the medium of PowerPoint, or will you stay in medieval mode and have some serfs drag in tapestries to aid elucidation ?
😉

vellum! I demand vellum!

I'd be wanting Valium as well.

Saxon - try not to be so precious, he's probably a social sciences grad.

What's the title of the paper?

Joe Cocker.
His life and times in medieval dimensions