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my diet is pretty high in protein nowadays.
chicken, eggs, fish most days. obviously i dont go to the toilet as much as i used to, cos i dont fill my gut like i used to.
but sometimes i only go every other day now.
thought about going for a bit of a hosing out.
any been? and did it work.
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You are full of sh*t ton....
Just go for the ghetto solution:*
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*Please don't actually do this.
Pain in the arse.
Seem to be the domain of woman though.
You are full of sh*t ton....
so it seems matt.
PICOLAX
A f***ing hot curry followed up with a tin of prunes will do the same thing.
Or take advice from Hora, he's full of shite.
I've had it. You should have seen what came out. The practitioner advised me not to look but I couldn't resist. Jaysus! 😯
No direct experience but my 70 year old mother in law and her friend had it on a sort of bucket list - stuff they feel they should experience once. She found it a very relaxing and cleansing experience and felt sufficiently impressed that she has been back a couple of other times.
I would have preferred the trip to Dublin to drink Guinness 'at source' myself. By all accounts she got mortal in the bars with the young crowd!! She's quite a one, my MiL.
Bucket list!
TMI. Some ideas arenot meant to leave your head, let alone be broadcast.....
+1 for Picolax - only with a suitable blog
I wouldn't bother, doesn't seem to be any evidence that it works, and some that it can damage the bowel.
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I did it once, partly on a dare, partly because I was genuinely intrigued.
What comes out is mind-blowing!!
felt no real difference after, other than you know, just having a pipe and water jetted up me arse!
Save yourself some money: [url= http://www.chemistdirect.co.uk/fleet-ready-to-use-enema_1_9356.html?utm_source=Google%2BProducts&utm_medium=Google%2BProducts&utm_campaign=Embarrassing%20Symptoms ]ready to use enema[/url]
Just take the head off the shower hose
Or get the same laxative the medical profession issue the day before they perform a colonoscopy.
Two litres of water with this lemon flavoured powder mixed in. Then another 2 litres more of this stuff - eww!
I found it difficult to swallow - tasted disgusting.
Then sometime later, the floodgates open. Flood as in water. Actually, "eruption" is a better word to describe the event!
Has you clean through in no time.
I think it might be good to fast for a day or so, before filling back up with the processed toxic waste that masquerades as food these days - food manufacturers will sell any rubbish they can get away with. Giving your system a short rest can nay be a good thing.
I have a DIY kit you can have - only used once, fairly clean.
Saw a programme on TV recently where the female presenter had a Deep Colonic Massage. She had to halt the massage part way through due to an urgent cable laying requirement, which, apparently, is quite common. She later confessed to her next bowel movement being like giving birth to a Jacobean table leg.
She measured her waist before and after, and the difference was something like 4-6 inches loss due to the massage clearing the pipework so effectively.
Pointless. Think about it, your outbound tract is a queuing system; if you take a few people away from the front of the queue then great, but it won't take long before the queue builds right back up to where it was again.
If you think there's an issue, eat less crap. You'll need lifestyle changes rather than quick fixes.
Here's my take on it
When I ate crap, my guts were rotten and I crapped constantly and it wasnt pretty
Since overhauling my diet and following idave-esque food, my bowels are much better. My opinion is because I'm consuming less crap, there's less crap to come out. My body uses the food properly instead of rejecting all the junk I used to eat
You'll get rid of all the good stuff. It's not a good idea. Cut out gluten and go on the Paleo diet if you want to make a mid- to long-term difference. Sticking a hose pipe up your arse ain't going to help!
>giving birth to a Jacobean table leg.,<
Quote of the day!
>giving birth to a Jacobean table leg.,<Quote of the day!
+1!
And a table leg that has been up there since Jacobean times, hmmm, the aroma!
Brocolli
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broccoli? I love Hora!
An Ex of mine suffered badly with gut problems and despite doctors inability to diagnose the issue, she went along to one of these practitioners. She came out feeling a bit queasy and light headed but no real side effects, once home she felt a bit faint and settled ok after about an hour or so.
It didn't clear up her uncomfortableness, only slight relief, but she didn't go back for another. A change of diet helped way more than "flushing".
HTH
early morning report.....been for a monster turnout this morning 😀
gonna try a few days without much protein and just loads of veg and salad stuff.
Yeah, I could never understand what the purpose was. Seems a silly thing to do. Are there supposed to be nooks and crannies that get crud stuck in them? Surely as soon as you rinse them out they'll just fill up again...?
Is it like your chainstay arch? No matter how many times you wash it, whenever you look at it it's filled up with crap.
i beleive some people get addicted to this process, unless you're making porn,can't see the point..
Are you making porn, Ton?
I do remember a scene from one of your films where you were wrestling with another large mountain biker.
If I'm being frank, it didn't do a lot for me but I accept there's a lot of unusual tastes out there.
Is it like your chainstay arch?
bastid.......just spilt coffee on meself laughing at that.
killwillforchips - Member
You've obviously been banned previously fella. Calm down.
There was a story in the Mail a few years ago about a woman that hadn't been for a Numero Dos in several years. Apparently she had a hose out instead. That always struck me as a bit of a cheat, kind of like saying that your car is dirty, but only because you pressure wash it every day.
I laughed when I saw this thread!!
My wife mentioned that she would be intrigued to have a bash at this last summer. Women being women, and "ohhhh you never get me a prezzie I want although I gave you loads of hints"
Guess what, she got one for her Christmas prezzie LOL 8)
She has the flush out early next month, cant wait to see her coming home walking like John Wayne.
What does a pron star use before filming a backdoor scene? Then just use that ...
They mentioned it on that 50 things about health program a while ago, medical guy reckoned it was a very bad idea.
[i]What does a pron star use before filming a backdoor scene?[/i]
a felch?
Stop crawling to him killwillforchips,it just panders to his ego.
But he's going ban me jesmondingo. And i just wanted to be his friend.
Why oh why cant we just get along!
Warm tango + mint aero + porridge + coffee.
That'll sort it.
killwill,all you need is a nice warm tube of lube,he can't resist an orifice.
Warm tango + mint aero + porridge + coffee.
Drink hot cups of water - first thing in a morning when you get up. Plus Brocoli.
Also (has to be loose) leaf green tea. Jesus its scary the results the next day.
killwillforchips are you GW? Freeformsport? Whats your previous username before you created a new login?
I don't know what your talking about Hora. But am i correct in thinking that those people upset you like i did?
Did they get banned before they could say sorry like i did?
Look lad, its just bantor. FYI i can take it as well as dish it out.
ROFL.bantor
Sounds like an arch enemy of Conan the Barbarian!
[i]ROFL.
Sounds like an arch enemy of Conan the Barbarian! [/i]
Skeletor's nasty brother 😉
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Have i spelt it wrong bigyinn?
😀
???????
I don't know what your talking about Hora. But am i correct in thinking that those people upset you like i did?Did they get banned before they could say sorry like i did?
Look lad, its just bantor. FYI i can take it as well as dish it out.
Now you've completely lost me. You've been banned before fella. Probably for what you are doing now. Trolling for a rise.
The bantor continues!
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BEAST MODE!
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Sorry, what was this thread about?
[i]Sorry, what was this thread about? [/i]
the usual crap.
You've been banned before fella.
I concur. Very obviously someone logging (apt for this thread!) back in under a new moniker.
Hora; seriously are you special needs or something?
I've never been banned or even so much as warned.
I get it you're devoid of humour.
[i]Hora; seriously are you special needs or something? [/i]
People have tried to divert you with a bit of humour but you seem determined to acheieve a ban.
Please stop attacking hora and, in particular, don't use that sort of language when doing so.
If i were "trolling" for a response, why respond?
I apologised to Hora with a degree of humour and invited him to also engage in friendly bantor but instead he feels it necessary to slant accusations of being banned. If this is his idea of bantor then bring it on.
As for language; (sighs) meh!
Come on, who were you before you reg'd this login late last year?
Please stop attacking hora
Or at the very least, take a number.
Wwaswas Hora; that makes you fair game!
bring it on fools.
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😆Or at the very least, take a number.
Sorry Killwill, you are tiring now.
[i]Jaysus![/i]
So... you looked at what had come out your ass.... And you saw god ?.
😯
Are you bored or something Ton, there's gotta be a better way to break the day up
anyway it would be a complete washout !!!!!!
Killwillforchips back from school yet or has the bancopter picked you up?
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