[Closed] Cold Cold Cold

damp and grim in rossendale, off to the lakes now for two client meetings

Red hot according to our chart.

[i]The Geordie Thermometer

50 Degrees. Southerners turn on their heating. Geordies plant their gardens.

40 Degrees. Southerners shiver uncontrollably. Geordies Sunbathe.

30 Degrees. Southern cars will not start. Geordies drive with their windows down

20 Degrees. Southerners wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. Geordies throw a t-shirt on (Girls start wearing mini-skirts)

10 Degrees. Southerners begin to Evacuate. Geordies go swimming in the North Sea.

Zero degrees. Southern landlords turn up the heat. Geordies have the last barbecue before it gets cold.

Minus 10 Degrees. Southerners cease to exist. Geordies throw on a lightweight jacket.

Minus 80 Degrees. Polar bears wonder if it’s worth it. Geordie Boy scouts start wearing long trousers.

Minus 100 Degrees. Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Geordies put on their long johns.

Minus 173 Degrees. Alcohol freezes. Geordies become frustrated because the pubs are shut.

Minus 297 Degrees. Microbiological life starts to disappear. The cows on Newcastle town moor complain of vets with cold hands.

Minus 460 Degrees. All atomic motion stops. Geordies start to stamp their feet and blow on their hands.

Minus 500 Degrees. Hell freezes over……….Sunderland qualify for Europe.[/i]

-4ºC this morning, with a touch of wind to cool you down. News reported that a village got down to -18ºC yesterday, and this is Spain!!!

Geneva,

Light Snow
-2 °C

Windchill: -4 °C

Wind: 6 km/h / 1.5 m/s Variable

-4 when i arrived at Shoreham airport by bike BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRR.

Minus 6 at my house on the Surrey/Hampshire border 07:00h - I want to go back home and play on the bike, come on snow! 😀

+1 and snow in southern Sweden right now, forecast to be -12 on Sunday. I'm off back to the UK tomorrow and I see it should be -4 on Sunday in Derby.

Snow up at our bike park / ski hill 8)

[img] [/img]

Cold cold cold indeed 😀

Frost here in Staffs, i went out CX ing last night and froze my balls off.

Good god I am in East London and the sides
of my van are iced up on the metal panels.

uh oh, a mild frost in London. In winter.

How long before we get the "Britain Freezes In Freak Ice Storm" stories in the papers? 🙄

Bit parky here right enough:

[img] [/img]

Dammit, I left the de-icer in the van. Oh well, out with the old credit card scraper. 😉

Auckland, 23, fine and Sunny, Barbeque?

Edit: obviously not right now but earlier, dark now and time for bed.