[Closed] Coke - why do some people call it "full fat"?

It's called humour. You make incorrect statements in an attempt to raise a slight smile or just add a bit of texture to your conversation with seemingly non-sensical juxtapositions and cross-references.

Having only recently discovered you cruzhekler, I think you were only born recently..

full fat ftw!

Fatacino ftw

full fat is the correct term 🙂

Full Fat.

You lose.

Leaded or unleaded, sir?

Probably because they're as nutty as a fruit bat.

how is it humour? humour is funny, saying "full fat" makes you sound like my sister 🙂

full fat milk

full fat yoghurt

full fat <insert product that is also available in diet version>

Not really so complex is it? I guess if you think it makes people look silly, you're the kind of person that also corrects people on 'centrifugal force' and so on.

Steady on Captain, I thought leaded/unleaded refers to the caffine/caffine free varieties.

and Pepsi Max hasn't got max sugar in it at all 😥

it's because sugar makes people fat, everyone knows that.

Kev

Pepsi max has minced flesh of people called Max.

Coke - why do some people call it "full fat"?

because they are comfortable within themselves and at peace with their fellow men..

Funny (well odd rather than laugh out loud funny) thing is the definition of a low fat food is to be below 5% fat.
'Full Fat' milk is 4% fat so is actually a low fat food 😕

Full fat.... yet whenever you see fatties drinking coke its always of the diet variety! Nothing like a whole bunch of artificial sweetners to actually increase your craving for sweet things.

Also, not sure drinking several cans of methanol is going to do your long term health much good!!

how is it humour?

If you have to ask, you won't understand the answer 🙂

Good point, Clubber. You've hit the nail on the bulls eye there.

clubber - where did i correct anyone on centrifugal force????

incapable of abstraction.. does not compute.. system error.. malfunction

I agree with Molgirps. Incorrectly calling it full fat and making yourself sound a bit silly and having a bit of a laugh n that is more preferable to calling it full sugar and sounding like a bit of a square.

i am going to bow out at this point, geek humour is not amusing. Will leave you lads to "lite it out"

Best way, cruzheckler, you're just flogging a dead dodo here.

OP you're taking things a tiny tad too literally - take a chill pill *

(* may not affect body temperature; terms and conditions apply)

he's so cool.. *swoooon*

he's so cool..

...why do some people [s]call it "full fat"[/s] make jokes when I don't have the capacity to understand them?

FTFY

I never take coke on a school night.

Caffeine free? What sweet lunacy is this?

Next you'll be telling me you can get caffeine free coffee, or alcohol free beer. Madness, madness I tells thee!

cruzheckler - Member
clubber - where did i correct anyone on centrifugal force????

You didn't. I didn't say you did.

Leaded or unleaded

Whoosh...

lol how is it a geek joke?!

i call troll on this thread....

everyone calls it full fat coke, its the same as everyone referring to a mx5 as a hairdressers car, there's no truth in it but its one of the rules of living in britain.

makes you sound like my sister

Trust me, he's not making the same sounds as your sister :p

but its one of the rules of living in britain.

Like 'hug the Yeti'?

i call troll on this thread....

cruzheckler - you need to get yourself laid more if this is all you have to worry about.

...and.....we're off.

referring to a [s]mx5[/s] [b]any nice convertible which is not affordable[/b] as a hairdressers car

🙂

clubber - Member

[b]you're the kind of person that also corrects people on 'centrifugal force' and so on[/b].

explain then?

carbon337 - Member

cruzheckler - you need to get yourself laid more if this is all you have to worry about.

too right dude, 3x per day is not enough - its just that your missus is not up to much 8)

sans plomb

You get het up about people saying "full fat coke" because there is no fat in coke - we all know the calories are from carbs/sugar. No one cares about the factual accuracy as anyone normal knows exactly what it means.

Same as centrifugal force - Many people know it doesn't exist but the apparent effect is quite clear and people understand what the term means.

Simply put, it's not worth worrying about.

spose you are right clubber - i concede internet defeat

The first time someone said "full-fat coke" to me, i found it a slightly amusing if odd way of describing the relative sugar levels. Now, after the billionth time someone has asked me the same question, I just want to kill them.

Jolly good of you old chap 😉

yesiamtom - Member

The first time someone said "full-fat coke" to me, i found it a slightly amusing if odd way of describing the relative sugar levels. Now, after the billionth time someone has asked me the same question, I just want to kill them.

agreed

 

cruzheckler, I thought you said you were leaving? Has to be the shortest flounce in history.

Just in tiny bit aspergic OP?

Its called a "big fat coke" round here - there's nothing quite like getting a big fat coke down your neck on a hot sunny day 🙂

Not bothered about coke versions, but we should clear up this centrifugal/centripetal force thing: [url= http://xkcd.net/123/ ]http://xkcd.net/123/[/url]

I wish there was a like button.

I like that john.

I don't about full fat but I tried pepsi max cherry the other day. The diabetic gods have finally answered my prayers. I can enjoy a full glass of the fizzy shit without going into a jibbering coma.

Can I get laid now?

I remember as a student 'Red' (ie 'proper') Marlboro being refeered to as 'full fat slaaaaaags' aswell.

Just 'cos I know it annoys you, I'm going to ask for a bottle of skimmed Coke today.

So tonic water doesn't come in slimline and fatline versions either then?