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What's on yours?

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"Phone interview? My boss just came out of one where the interviewee was driving needless to say it was brief! So don't do that!"


 
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ASSAULT SLG DISC BRAKE

That was on mine ...


 
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(Tweeted with #seanobrien)


 
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Its empty 😉


 
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/me wants


 
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[url] https://www.strava.com/activities/272396204 [/url]


 
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Well just the URL, not the quote tags... and not this bit either.


 
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Junkyard - lazarus
Its empty

Beer/screen interface. Brilliant, Junky. Brilliant! 😀


 
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In a large mixing bowl combine: 

500g ground beef
500g hot Italian sausage
1/2 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp black pepper
1 cup bread crumbs
1/4 cup parmesan cheese
1/2 cup chopped parsley
1 egg

Roll golf ball sized balls with the meat mixture. Squish mozzarella cube into the center and pull the edges of the meat ball around it until it’s a new ball again.


 
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viti vini bibi


 
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Guy who pimps dull cars with cardboard. Mint


 
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Transporter bridge on Teesside


 
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flight from madrid to Los Angeles


 
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Borgo San Frediano 37

(Airbnb apartment address)


 
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4 empty cargo drums
1.5 tonnes potassium nitrate fertiliser
100 litres diesel
200 kg sugar


 
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16 9NB


 
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Stock Spec for my GT grade as I was just about to write a post on about it.

Frame: Grade alloy frame with smooth welds, hydroformed (TT. DT), Tapered 1 1/8"-1 1/4" headtube, standard BB
Fork: Grade Carbon 1 1/4-1 1/8" threadless alum steerer
Chain: KMC HG53 10spd
Crank: FSA Vero Compact 50alloy/34alloy
Bottom Bracket: Sealed Cartridge
Front Derailleur: Shimano Tiagra
Rear Derailleur: Shimano Tiagra 10spd
Shifters: Shimano Tiagra STI 10 spd
Rims: Alex ATD470 disc specific road 22mm tall profile
Tires: Continental Ultra Sport II700 x 28 120tpi, wire bead
Hubs: Formula 6 bolt disc sealed 28h
Rear Hub: Formula 6 bolt disc sealed casette, 32h
Spokes: 15g stainless steel
Nipples: Brass CP
Brake: TRP Spyre mechanical disc road brake, 160mm rotor
Brake Levers: Shimano Tiagra 10 spd STI
Handlebar: New GT DropTune Ultra Light double butted 6061 alloy bar with 14degree flair
Stem: GT Design 3D forged 6061, 4 bolt face plate
Grips: Velo Cork
Headset: Integrated TH sealed bearing
Saddle: New GT Bio-Morphic ROAD dual density base
Seat Post: two bolt aluminun
Seat Clamp: New Alloy blk a


 
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love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faith, 23 mildness, self-control.


 
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lewden 16a mcb


 
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(a bit less surprisingly,) mine's empty too

🙂


 
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Brougham Street, Box Hill.

dull dull dull considers ctrl Z or maybe Alt F4 out of here


 
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4 empty cargo drums
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100 litres diesel
200 kg sugar

Bit late for the Tory conference, what other target do you have in mind?


 
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Surely they must last longer than 1 1/2 though?


 
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A flowchart of consensus-based decision-making, created by Grant Horwood (aka "frymaster"), Wikimedia Commons, under the terms of the GNU Free Documentation license, Version 1.2


 
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Oddly, mines also a flowchart.

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/10/26/where-should-you-pee-flowchart/


 
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Can't help about the shape I'm in
Can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin


 
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"Throbbing Gristle" on @Wikipedia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Throbbing_Gristle?wprov=sfii1


 
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""the w123 vacuum locking had one major design flaw over all the later systems, it used engine vacuum stored in a tank, needing to be entirly leak tight to work. even just a tiny air draw would exhaust the vac tank over night, meaning unlocking next day would not work. later systems, eg w124, used a vacuum/pressure pump that ran when the vacuum/pressure was needed, and so could cope with considerable leaks and still work.

the place to start with yours is under the bonnet. at the o/s bulkhead you will see various vacuum pipes. the two yellow ones are for the locking system. one is yellow with a black trace - this goes to a vacuum storage tank at the rear. the other pipe is plain yellow and this goes to the valve in the driver's door.

when the drivers door is locked or unlocked it moves the piston in the valve. you will note that the other two pipes connected to the valve are yellow/red and yellow/green. the red trace denontes the locking circuit and the green trace denotes the unlocking circuit.

from your drivers door the pipes then go to a junction point under your drivers foot mat, near the o/s of this area under a plastic duct. this is the easiest place to isolate seperate parts of the circuits for diagnostic purposes. you will note that each of the two pipes coming from the driver's door branch into three seperate pipes, one goes across the chassis to feed the n/s doors through a further junction in the passenger footwell, one goes to feed the o/s/r door, the other feeds the fuel flap and boot/tailgate. note there are two pipes to every lock mechanism, but on later models the filler cap has only a locking pipe.

this job is all about following the vacuum through the system, starting at the one way yellow valve and two pipes under the bonnet and working back. you would not usually remove the drivers door valve, rather testing the system and blanking off parts to trace leaks. it is best done with a vacuum gague/pump, such as a mytivac, but can be done with no special tools at all, just some golf tees to blank off the pipes.

usual causes are leaking diaphragms and boots on door cells, and now they are getting very old we see cracked pipes too. it may be as simple as the pipe at the front being disconnected or the one way valve being broken. the main vacuum feed is from a grey pipe connected to the intake manifold. this will also feed purple pipes for the head light level adjusting and possibly some other features - can't remeber, it's been a while!!


 
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doesn't work, probably for the best....


 
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1x Bacon Black runny egg, 1x Bacon and Black, 1x Bacon and Egg, 1x Bacon Roll, 1x Mega roll with Bacon, Black, Egg, Tattie, Sausage.


 
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[url= http://sidewalkmag.com/longform/tommy-guerrero-interview ]Interview with Tommy Guerrero[/url]


 
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'Death by Bunga Bunga' Slightly mistold League of Gentleman joke from Silvio Berlusconi's autobiog...

A pair of Italian politicians are captured by a fierce African tribe and tied to poles. A tribal leader says to one of the Italians: “You, do you want to die or bunga bunga?” The politician chooses the second option.

But bunga-bunga turns out to mean forced intercourse.
“All the warriors in the village did him,” said Mr Berlusconi, laughing as he recounted the joke.
The tribal leader then approaches the second Italian and asks the same question.
The terrified Italian says: “I’d prefer to die.”
The tribesman replies: “Fine, you will die, but first let’s do some bunga bunga!”
Mr Berlusconi added: “It’s from this joke that the whole bunga bunga thing came from.”


 
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Good morning Gus’!

Yes, it looks like the bridges were over-sized.

The typical ‘error’ between nominal width (25.908) and the measured value is around 0.8mm.

0r, 0.3 bigger than the tolerance allows.

Remember that the bridge width is measured between 2 faces, so the 0.3mm out-of-tolerance value becomes 0.15 per-face.


 
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=SUM(INDIRECT(CONCATENATE(Y$1,$V4+2)):INDIRECT(CONCATENATE(Y$1,$W4+2)))


 
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took a while, but what do you think?


 
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Gosh, that was exciting...


 
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import-csv customers.csv | foreach {
$path = "Y:\Support\SSRS Reports\" + $_.Name
$path
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email address of a colleague, better not post it 🙂


 
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Collective_Fund_ID == '' ? PORTFOLIO_CODE + "-" + SECURITY_REFERENCE : PORTFOLIO_CODE + "-" + Collective_Fund_ID + '-' + SECURITY_REFERENCE


 
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(if at all)


 
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[url= http://www.amazon.com/My-Pink-Wink-Cream-Bleach/dp/B005Y0AZXI ]http://www.amazon.com/My-Pink-Wink-Cream-Bleach/dp/B005Y0AZXI[/url]


 
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Notre usine étant arrêtée semaine 43, les travaux aurait pu se faire hors production.

Peut-être pouvez-vous intervenir fin de semaine 43 le jeudi ou le vendredi, en intervenant aussi le samedi, voir le dimanche, si nécessaire ?

Si non, la semaine 44 ne sera pas possible.

Pour les besoins de l’organisation de la production, il me faut connaitre votre date d’intervention au minimum une semaine à l’avance.

NB : En raison des odeurs dégagés par les tapis neufs lors de la montée en température, les essais, ne pourront se faire que hors production, donc la nuit, ou en fin de semaine.

Donc je pense que votre intervention doit avoir lieu en fin de semaine, à partir du jeudi matin, par exemple.

Merci d’avance de me tenir informer des suites à donner à ces travaux


 
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Has anyone raised the PO for this yet?


 
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