On the Chunnel and who else but Nigel Farage is in the next carriage, stood next to his Range Rover reading the paper, looking an even smugger **** in real life, if that's possible. Off to the European Parliament to rack up some more lavish expenses no doubt. His minder left him unattended for 5 minutes. Missed opportunities.....
Had a few things I felt like saying to him but it's not going to have been anything he hasn't heard before so what's the point. Given the opportunity what would you have said or done? Remember kids, violence is never the answer!
In this instance I'd be happy to do time.
Booted up the Frog Chorus in iTunes.
Booted up the Frog Chorus in iTunes.
Or a bit of Kelis
"Hey Nigel, I'm off to buy a milkshake do you want anything?"
I bumped into him in Leicester Square about five years ago. He's smaller than you'd think and has a talent for making a Savile Row suit look as though it came from Burtons.
I gave him the benefit of my opinion, which he didn't seem to like but given that he was sans minders he didn't seem to want to defend his point of view, which was a great shame as I'd have enjoyed a bit of lively debate.
To answer the OP's question, I'd have asked him about who funds him and what he's trying to achieve. I'd also ask him to explain on the record exactly how Brexit will benefit the country and suggest that he's little more than a nicotine stained provocateur. The OP is exactly 100% correct - advocating violence against politicians is never the answer - not even on a forum where we all become exaggerated versions of ourselves.
You're bang on about the suit! It was hanging off him
I'd have asked him about his trail centre preferences.
I'd guess he hates the blues, hates the reds, hates the greens and despises the blacks.
I would have shown him my Trump T-shirt* and asked for his views.
YOU HAVE NO STYLE
YOU HAVE NO CLASS
YOUR GREETIN FACE
IS LIKE A WELL SKELPED ARSE
* I should have had a Farage one made
Definitely ask where his funding comes from.
Also why 52-48 is now finished business when it wasnt when he thought he would lose. What has changed to make it undemocratic?
Oh and then as per docgeoffyjones asked him if he fancied a milkshake.
nicotine stained provocateur
The title of my autobiography, right there!
I wouldn't ask him anything as it would be a waste of time. I would just call him a **** and walk on.
I would have walked over with my children and let me eldest daughter (9) ask him any question she wanted. It would be interesting to see if he could explain why leaving is a good idea, and to see if he would actually have any emotion when faced with a child who has their future directly affected by his actions.
I would then see if I could get my 5 year old to do some karate on him. She is the right height to punch him right in the... (probably wouldn’t actually do that)
His minder left him unattended for 5 minutes
Why does he have a minder?
I’d have blocked up both ends of the tunnel and nuked it from orbit.
It’s the only way to be sure
Why does he have a minder?
It came with the coat.
nicotine stained provocateur
The least successful lingerie brand ever.
Why does he have a minder?
His Sugar Daddy pays for his driver/minder along with the car, a London pad and an office...
If he could write his epitaph on the side of a bus, what would it be?
Two flat tyres, what are the chances of that....
Remember kids, violence is never the answer!
Maybe not but sometimes it's the only solution, given my rapidly dwindling strength and ability to stand up i doubt i'd manage to do anything at all, i guess if i managed to grab him from behind i may have enough strength to choke him out, or give him a dunt on the back of the head at the very least.
Borrowed his tyres valves
The least successful lingerie brand ever.
Oh I don't know - Captain Kirk's attempt was never going to work . Shatner Knickers anyone?
I'd always assumed the signs at the Tunnel were directly aimed at keeping Farage out of the place?
Given the opportunity what would you have said or done?
I would Congratulate Nigel Farage.
Then selfie! Selfie!
I think I'd ask why he bothers going, what he actually hopes to achieve by his presence given his views and "mandate" or is it simply to validate his pay cheque.
I would Congratulate Nigel Farage.
On his election as an unelected EU beaurocrat?
I know he likes to oversimplify things so I'd have just called him a **** and got on with the rest of my day.
Id ask him (And all the other rabid brexiteers) if he would be prepared to take a lie detector test on national tv..
The key question they need to answer being 'do you honestly think a no deal brexit will be good for the vast majority of hard working people in the uk ?'
Followed by..
'Who's interests are best served by brexit..yours, or the general population?'
Then selfie! Selfie!
Nice to have something for the **** bank eh?
Time to get a milk-based beverage and just sit nearby and stare at him, I reckon
🤮
At least his party are in the Dock for campaign discrepancies..
Says more about what he stands for than being chauffeured to Brussels.
Time to get a milk-based beverage and just sit nearby and stare at him, I reckon
A latte?
Get naked and chase him around a bit.
Get naked and chase him around a bit.
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Anyway, back on topic:
Get naked and chase him around a bit.
Genius!
Get naked and chase him around a bit.
What if he doesn't run? What if he gets naked too? Risky.
What if he doesn’t run?
Shout political dogma at him in Polish and douse yourself in baby oil.
On second thoughts, don't do that. He might like it.
He's been trying to climb the greasy pole of politics for years
Slip a bit of weed into his car then tip off the French police?
Ask him for views -- Stans vs MilkIt. 🙂
Trouble with the lie detector test on stuff like will folk be better off, I would imagine he either believes they will, or doesn't really care and so it wouldn't raise an issue a s 'lie' - just not of concern enough.
Brexit - what institutions did he think would be left when we decided we had to leave - did he realize impact on likes of Galileo and all the rest, or did he simply mean leave EU without full knowledge of the knock-on effect?
I'd have asked him to explain how an insurance funded NHS would help my daughter, especially as I work for a German manufacturing company with a plant in the UK, then pushed him off the train. The ****.
I'm sorry Dave & all other tunnel users today but for the good it would've been best for everyone if we'd just bricked up either end whilst he was en route.
You'd have to fend for yourselves down there with captain snakeoil. But we'd quite like to get on with ditching Brexit & fixing the actual issues the country faces.
Who knows what the army of populist froglodytes he might lead out of there in the future, but by then we'll have hopefully a well educated & sensible electorate.
Thought I'd done well avoiding baiting a Tory MP who was having a family trip out to the cafe we stopped at on our ride.
Thinking about it, I’d probably play dumb, and pretend to have no idea who he (or any understanding of what brexit is) was, see if he’d try and convince me of his ideology. Obvs I’d be horrified by his plans and call him on all his bollocks, see how he reacted.
That’s if I could hold myself together and not beat him to death with a piss filled pringles tube.
I think I would wait for to go and take a sip from his coffee/water and then just pap my horn at the critical moment hopefully causing him to spill the aforementioned down his ill-fitting suit.
About 5 or 6 years ago he got on the same bus as me. He boarded at Bromley and got off at Biggin Hill, near to where he lived. He went upstairs and was sitting downstairs.
Two things really surprised me, firstly I don't know what happened when he went upstairs but when he boarded the bus he didn't seem to draw any attention, when I nudged my friend and said "look, Nigel Farage "she replied "who?" Admittedly he wasn't quite as high profile as he is today but the lack of reaction from other people quite surprised me, he was still a highly recognisable person.
The other thing that stunned me was the sheer nerve of Farage to stroll onto a bus unaccompanied, complete a reasonably long bus journey, and then casually stroll off. He was wearing some poncey posh striped blazer so it wasn't exactly a stealth exercise, he was wearing the sort of clothes that loud people who want to be the centre of attention wear.
What made me feel extremely uncomfortable was the grudging respect I felt I had to repress as the result of seeing Nigel Farage take a bus home instead of a taxi, which he could obviously easily afford.
It was almost a case of "come and have a go if you think you're hard enough", not what I expected from Nigel Farage.
It was similar to the feeling I felt when I learnt of the compassion shown by Margaret Thatcher towards Eric Heffer when he was dying of cancer, it challenged everything I believed about the person. Well not really everything, I still thought he was a ****.
