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I don't get it. Who is she and why is it always her?


 
Posted : 04/02/2015 8:33 pm
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She's the miserable lass from Twilight, Chuck can even make her smile.


 
Posted : 04/02/2015 8:37 pm
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Kristen Stewart smiles for no-one less


 
Posted : 04/02/2015 8:37 pm
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Thanks for solving one of life's mysteries


 
Posted : 04/02/2015 8:40 pm
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Did you know that there is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard? There is only another fist...


 
Posted : 04/02/2015 9:01 pm
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No diggity

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Posted : 04/02/2015 9:03 pm
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Chuck Norris wears Hora pyjamas.

#horafacts


 
Posted : 04/02/2015 9:05 pm
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Posted : 05/02/2015 3:00 am
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People would have made another Where's Waldo book, but Chuck Norris found him first

Chuck Norris casts a shadow even in total darkness

Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.


 
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Posted : 05/02/2015 3:19 am

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