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How would Chuck Norris see in the New Year?

I've no idea myself but I could do with knowing 😉

Yes, I'm not going out tonight and the Guinness has started.


 
Posted : 31/12/2009 7:07 pm
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He wouldn't see the New Year, the New Year would see him 🙄


 
Posted : 31/12/2009 7:09 pm
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He'd beat it into the middle of the following year


 
Posted : 31/12/2009 7:10 pm
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he'll be sitting with my M-I-L having a wee cup of tea, laughing how she wound me up all bl**dy christmas


 
Posted : 31/12/2009 7:11 pm
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he would see it in the splits position,meditating atop the rockies,although that's just my guess 😉


 
Posted : 31/12/2009 7:13 pm
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roundhouse kick to knock January, February, March, April and May out of the way and move straight to summer.


 
Posted : 31/12/2009 7:16 pm
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In case you haven't seen them
[url= http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ ]Chuck Norris Facts[/url]


 
Posted : 31/12/2009 8:21 pm
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Nice one Phil PMSL


 
Posted : 31/12/2009 8:23 pm
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He'd go out for a ride on his bike, but as his pedal strokes are that powerful he'd slow down the Earth's rotation making each day of Phil's M.I.L visit last a year.


 
Posted : 31/12/2009 8:41 pm
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The Chinese invented their own New Year because they were frightened what Chuck Norris might do to the "normal" New Year.


 
Posted : 31/12/2009 11:14 pm

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