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I suspect she has a high pain threshold so dont be churlish about putting forward extreme ideas.
Say it with flowers - buy her a Triffid*
*younger forumites might want to ask an grown up!
Grandchild?
phinbob.
splutter...... got those already and not yet 50.
Sexy underwear? I bet she'll never tell anyone and avoid you at all costs in the future.
Hitman?
Subscription to Dignitas?
40mpg.
Taking things to a new level with that one.
A few years ago, I was in charge of getting the outlaws pressie - as the wife was in hospital
So, I got them each a hand-knitted pullover with their name on the front of it
I managed to keep a straight face OK on Christmas morning & got them to wear them when we went into hospital to visit her 😀
The wife's face when they took their coats off was a picture.
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New head for her broom 😆
a rabbit 😉
A nice, solid metal chair.
Fitted with a plug.
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a little signature on what her daughter has bought her's gift tag 😉
How about My mother-in-law so you can have a matching pair, I'll even pay for the postage ,the wizzen old croan !!!!!!!!
Rampant Rabbit.