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Met a few friends in the pub last night where cards were exchanged and plenty of booze consumed.
I had the best EVER card given to me which caused achey ribs laughter when I opened the envelope:

'I heard you w*nked off Santa (with your bum)'

http://www.scribbler.com/bestsellers/i-heard
Not too late to spread the love 😛


 
Posted : 21/12/2014 8:10 pm
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I fail to see the point of this tbh


 
Posted : 21/12/2014 8:13 pm
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That's brilliant!

I fail to see the point of this tbh

Cheer up


 
Posted : 21/12/2014 8:16 pm
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then you are not with the programme swelper 😀

That's my mum's card sorted!


 
Posted : 21/12/2014 8:16 pm
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This is some of the filth we sell.
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Posted : 21/12/2014 8:18 pm
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I get all my xmas cards from [url= http://shop.moderntoss.com/collections/christmas-cards ]Modern Toss Here[/url], they were doing a cheap multi buy a few weeks ago so i stocked up.

Job done for xmas…none of this religious shite for me.


 
Posted : 21/12/2014 8:23 pm
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Didn't make me laugh.


 
Posted : 21/12/2014 8:32 pm
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swelper + 1


 
Posted : 21/12/2014 8:33 pm
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I don't get it


 
Posted : 21/12/2014 8:33 pm
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I went in to scribblers a purchased two amusing cards. Months later i was looking through so receipts and came across [url= ]this[/url]. Took me ages to work out what it was for.


 
Posted : 21/12/2014 8:33 pm
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Those modern toss cards are brilliant.


 
Posted : 21/12/2014 8:34 pm
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[quote=slowoldman said]Didn't make me laugh.

+1

The OP must have been hammered 🙂


 
Posted : 21/12/2014 8:35 pm
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Those modern toss cards are brilliant.

+1


 
Posted : 21/12/2014 8:36 pm
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I gave my mum one of these last year - she didn't appreciate it
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Posted : 21/12/2014 8:36 pm
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Those modern toss cards are brilliant.

+ another!


 
Posted : 21/12/2014 8:37 pm
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...and yet the OP doesn't like Miranda.

Madness.


 
Posted : 21/12/2014 8:43 pm
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Hazel Bee cards are great too.


 
Posted : 21/12/2014 8:47 pm

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