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I trot in and he diagnoses me with Equine Flu!
My response? Neigh!
IGMC
What are the symptoms? Were you a little horse?
That would explain the long face.
I thought it was ‘champing’ not ‘chomping’...
As above. Champing.
As bad as when people say ‘you have two choices’ when they really mean ‘you have 1 choice with 2 options’.
Champing! Apologies, there's no need to nag...
What are the symptoms?
Feeling knackered
Did you have the trots as well?
Must've jumped a fence to get seen that quick.
Hoof in the slats?
I'd not want to be saddled with that ailment
Must’ve jumped a fence to get seen that quick.
At our surgery you just have to jockey for position at the reception desk. Long odds, mind - some of those old dears can be a 'mare
did you have to wait furlong, were you vetted? afterwards were you re-a-shoed everything was going good?
No wonder your wife doesn’t want anything to do with you, I bet you had four faults at the first jump.
Give him a withering look, did you?
As bad as when people say ‘you have two choices’ when they really mean ‘you have 1 choice with 2 options’.
Or when people say it's a "dilemma", but there are three choices.
I trust the OP is feeling a little more stable?
You got seen though, that's the mane thing
Dilemma: value burgers or glue factory? Probably a bit of both, spread your bets.
As above. Champing.
Let's rein in the pedants....This surprised me too, but looked it up in the dictionary. It's OK to carry on saying chomp - this is actually the correct phrase these days...maybe champ was the original saying, but who the hell say's champ to refer to chewing these days? I've never heard that in my life. It's been well and truly superseded by chomp and now the main word used to describe chewing. The Oxford dictionary say's it's OK so it is. Under the definition of champ the dictionary actually says champ means chomp under as soon as it stops referring to its primary meaning of a shortening of champion.
Cadbury's knew it when they called their delicious chocolaty, caramel snack a Chomp bar, not a Champ bar.
Must’ve jumped a fence to get seen that quick.
That’s our Grand National health service for you.
This thread could run and run