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Decided to get a quick bag of ch?ips after tonights ride and for a change decided to get a roll too. Was very disappointed to discover no butter on the roll. Who the hell wants a chip roll without butter? So butter or not?
Butter.
Oh and don’t forget the Dandelion & Burdock, too.
Rachel
where was this?
Not - lard aplenty on yer chips
Butter. Lots. Of. Butter.
Butter. It's not right without.
Butter, natch.
Butter, but fritter rather than chips
Butter and tomato ketchup
Of course there should be butter. It's a dressing innit? I suppose it's OK without if you smother the chips with ketchup, but it's not proper.
Butter. And it's a Cob! 😉
Butter, and plenty o vinegar!
Butter, I'm not a savage.
Butter. And it's a bread bun! 😉
There are some fsqs on this forum sometime.
Butter.
don’t forget the Dandelion & Burdock, too.
Good call!
Butter on outside of bread & make a toasted chip butty??
Well hungry now!
Margarine unless you're a mental
Butter...and it's a bread cake
Butter.
Butter?
Posh where you lot live is it?
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Butter. Deffo, butter.
Before 2:00pm
Butter, salt, vinegar, glass of cold Vimto
After 2:00pm
Butter, salt, vinegar, glass of cold beer
Butter!!! And none of this spread malarkey wither! 😯
Man I want a chip butty now.
This was in Edinburgh, if I'd known the roll was going to be without spread of any kind I'd have asked for salt n sauce.
Butter.Oh and don’t forget the Dandelion & Burdock, too.
Rachel
She is right you know.
Dandelion and burdock in a Scottish chippy? It'll be Bass shandy or Irn Bru, none of your hipster pish.
Jesus wept. Roll, butty, fritter etc etc?
It's a f*cking COB and a SCALLOP!!
Butter, and tommy K.
Had chippy fish and chips and mushy peas. Brought home and made bread and BUTTER on white Toastie bread. And Fentemans Dandelion and Burdock. The chips melt the butter - bloody ace tea!Butter.Oh and don’t forget the Dandelion & Burdock, too.
Butter and lots of vinegar. Its a bap or a batch.
Houmous.
With butter , brown sauce [u]AND[/u] swigged down with a cup of strong tea.
With. The first bite where you suddenly realise there's no butter is like biting into a steak pie and discovering it's a steak and kidney pie 😡
Butter, salt and vinegar. Its a chip barm!
Good god man, [i]has[/i] to be butter. Anything else is nanny state euroland madness and PC gone mad.
#takebackcontrol
(tom sauce pour moi aussi)
Salted butter.
If there are no dribbles you're doing it wrong!
Butter, and it's a chip stottie you ****ing heathens. Loads of vinegar so the bread goes mushy with it 😀
Let me get this straight, you lot eat potato sandwiches?
Chippy chips are the single thing I miss most living away from the UK. This thread is making me hungry and also incredibly sad!
seems I have stumbled into the Asperger's thread. 😕
It most definitely is a "chip roll" in Edinburgh and Mid/East lothian. Where the incident occurred.
FACT #1 - a buttered* roll in an Edinburgh/Lothians chippy has always cost moar than an non buttered roll.
FACT #2 - it is possible to specify your preference at point of sale.
FACT #3 - it's never actually butter even when the sign says "Buttered roll"
Steven. I suggest you invite a responsible adult along next time so they can ask the chip shop staff before you make your purchase. Being a PVG'd registered carer and semi-professional chip shop customer I can help you here. Probably not if the plan is to drag me and my large red faced client round the shitey Pentlands with weirdos off here first tho. 😉
I thought moon face was the carer? If I took you two into the chippy there'd be nought left for me. Good to hear from you though.
have to have butter but if i cant be bothered then its still fine so long as the chips are doused in vinegar and ketchup
Rubber_Buccaneer - MemberLet me get this straight, you lot eat potato sandwiches?
[i]Deep fried[/i] potato, sandwiches!
As for the original question, well if you're going to do it, you might as well go the whole hog.
Let me get this straight, you lot eat potato sandwiches?
Carb loading. Anyway it's a welcome change to pie butties:
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Butter or marg and it's a Teacake you animals
Plenty of salt and vinegar too
Used to love a potato scallop butty from Crown St fisheries in Hebden
Unless you're some kind of savage, the correct answers are;
Butter
Vinegar
Brown sauce
Butty
Course it has butter on it, clue's in the name.
Had a balti pie sarnie for lunch the other day, it was amazing. Didn't have butter on, bit didn't really need it IMO.
Surely if ooop north you get it with pork dripping?
[i]Butter[/i] in a chippy is always catering margarine isn't it? I've never seen a salted/unsalted butter option in a chippy before. Are some talking about home produced Chip rolls? that sort of misses the point - you cant replicate scraps at home, can you?
spawnofyorkshire - Member
and it's a Teacake you animals
Yeah, course it is - what with it being so synonymous with tea and a cake... oh wait.
It's a Bap, Mun!
Surely if ooop north you get it with pork dripping?
Don't be daft. The chips will be cooked in lard or beef dripping though.
No butter, on any sandwich ever. For chip sandwich then chilli sauce.
Tea cake? Brown sauce?
There are some sickos in this world
A teacake, not a fruit teacake. I'm not a derranged sociopath like IHN,
Brown Sauce in a chip butty??!? You sir are an animal
No butter, on any sandwich ever
Burn the witch.
The definitive word from Weegieland, the spiritual home of the chip shop ...
A roll an' chips wi' a fritter oan it. Buttered roll. Broon Sauce.
Carb loading. Anyway it's a welcome change to pie butties:
Ah, the Wigan Kebab.
Butter and plenty of salt and vinegar
Teacake? A cake with your tea?
Barm you bloody furriner
Normal chips, or [i]battered[/i] chips?
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No butter - cheese please.
Garlic Butter
Garlic Butter
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