[Closed] Chelsea Tractors. Whats the point?

Obvious troll is obvious...

What is the point of a Chealsea tractor? It's a penis substitute.

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Forgetting the practicalities a Chelsea tractor is a simple statement of wealth. So I suppose it's all down to how you feel about the wealthy. People are free to buy what they like and largely to do what they want.

Does the Range Rover owner who runs a business employing 100 people really offer nothing to society or are they helping drive the economy despite their taste for ostentatious cars?

Big questions you've asked.

What is the point of a Chealsea tractor? It's a penis substitute.

I thought they were usually driven by women on the school/supermarket run?

Oh. 😆

What I can never understand is why they slow right down for speedbumps?

Forgetting the practicalities a Chelsea tractor is a simple statement of wealth

Really? Often it's a symbol of skewed fiscal priorities and debt. I find it odd that many people on 'average' salaries borrow to buy depreciating assets that cost more than their yearly income, but then it's their money and if it makes them feel good about themselves as they sit in traffic then I guess it's a harmless pursuit of vanity.

I like the elevated seating position.

a Chelsea tractor is a simple statement of wealth

I tend to agree. My annoying sister in law wants a Q7 because [i]'sometimes I might need to drive some of my kids friends around'.[/i]

I suggested an old Espace or a Transit mini-bus.

I like the elevated seating position.

So do I. I drive a van!

Forgetting the practicalities a Chelsea tractor is a simple statement of wealth. So I suppose it's all down to how you feel about the wealthy. People are free to buy what they like and largely to do what they want.

Does the Range Rover owner who runs a business employing 100 people really offer nothing to society or are they helping drive the economy despite their taste for ostentatious cars?

Big questions you've asked.

Spot on.

Really? Often it's a symbol of skewed fiscal priorities and a symbol of debt. I find it odd that many people on 'average' salaries borrow to buy depreciating assets that cost more than their yearly income, but then it's their money and if it makes them feel good about themselves as they sit in traffic then I guess it's a harmless pursuit of vanity.

Nice sweeping statement, well done!

It's a symbol that we live in a status obsessed society and chose to judge each other and ourselves by our possessions / material wealth. 4x4s stuck in the snow are just a minor side show....

easy question: to make the driver feel superior. often they'll say it makes them feel safer, but I think most safer = superior.

can we have harder questions now? I used to be dead good in a pub quiz.

What else am I going to drop off Tarquin and Tabitha at their private school in?

It's a symbol that we live in a status obsessed society and chose to judge each other and ourselves by our possessions / material wealth. 4x4s stuck in the snow are just a minor side show...

They are a choice of motor vehicle; nothing more, nothing less.

People make choices whether it be a bike, a holiday, a house, a magazine, to troll, whatever.

Other people choose to judge those choices.

On a more serious note, my in-laws' neighbours bought a Q7 (most likely, leased it) for the 'image', as their son went to a private school. It's a nice 'average' housing estate, with most cars on the drive pre-2008. His Q7 really looked out of place...

Since his firm went under (don't know exact details, but I assume so) his son now goes to the local comp (changed schools aged 14), and their only car is an old Citreon banger.

I feel most sorry for the son...

A friend has recently bought a LR Discovery, must admit it's the nicest and most "grown up" car I've ever been in and would almost certainly get one if I had the disposable to do so. I don't so I've got a Renault Scenic which is also overkill for 90% of the journeys I make.

I'd be interested in what you guys drive as a view to peoples impression of you ..me? a right proper boring old zafira... which makes me the bloke with kids who goes to the tip a lot... 🙂

XC90 is the popular vehicle around here, probably because it's changed so little over the years, and with a suitable vanity plate you can't really tell how old it is.

Funny old mix this place- normally it's full of people lauding the benefits of owning a Defender, despite being infinitely less practical, safe or comfortable than a Rangerover/Discovery.

I settled on a Skoda Yeti 4x4, maninly because I couldn't live with the image of a range rover or cayenne. Too many ignorant proles judging me.

maninly because I couldn't live with the image of a range rover or cayenne. Too many ignorant proles judging me.

😆

I live in central Cambridge with very limited on street parking. Half my neighbours don't own cars (mainly academics at the University). I scrapped my V6 Golf last year. OH has a company car (which she needs for her job). As we have no drives and you just park where you can, we are saved the whole 'car on the drive' status symbol opportunity as anyone can park in front of any house (if you can find a space).

Fashion.

It's a statement based on what somebody else phones richer better looking and more successful has.

Chelsea Tractor's seem to be purchased by those poor people suffering from the delusion that other people notice/care what they drive, thus they are a hugely important lifestyle/fashion statement.

In reality, people mostly secretly think you're an idiot if you have one.

It can't be envy/jealousy - why would anyone be envious of being a massive idiot?

When driving bores you to tears and is simply a means to an end, I want it to be as "painless" as possible.

When getting into a tractor, you get up into it and down from it. Much easier than getting into and out of a normal car. The added height makes strapping the kids in easy too.

Lucky me we've got a Honda CRV 🙄 ... so not only you can hate me for having a 4x4 but you can also laugh at me for having a grandad's car and pity me because I can't afford a proper tractor... 😀

But I dont care it's the most comfortable and easy car I've ever owned.

It's invidious consumption - the deliberate conspicuous consumption of goods and services intended to provoke the envy of other people, as a means of displaying the buyer’s superior socio-economic status, be it real or perceived.
It is possible to talk about it without appearing envious, as long as you make up sociological terms in the process. Except where the goods are Apple products - they're off limits, as we all know.

I had what some may class as a Chelsea tractor...

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Mainly so I could do this...

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As much as people say its snobby, Chelsea tractor etc... It was the most comfortable and capable car I've ever owned and only sold it as I got fed up with the horrific running costs.

Mainly so I could do this...

Take photos of it?

Chelsea Tractor's seem to be purchased by those poor people suffering from the delusion that other people notice/care what they drive, thus they are a hugely important lifestyle/fashion statement.

In reality, people mostly secretly think you're an idiot if you have one.

It can't be envy/jealousy - why would anyone be envious of being a massive idiot?

What you think of me in my car does not influence my choice one little bit.

The psycology of this is facinating actually. Big premium brand fast saloons (RS4, Jag XFR etc) and supercars are generally admired, but as soon as the topic turns to 4x4, even though the are often slower, cheaper, less poluting than the saloons, everyone gets annoyed.

They're for people who can't reverse park.
Drive into space, bounce up kerb, hit small child,turn, drop of kerb, done.

I like the elevated seating position.

Me too. I drive a c-max.

Go on.. admit it.. Your just jealous cos you dont have one. 😆

Mainly so I could do this...

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"With spray-on mud, they can make it look like they've been off-road instead of just driving to the shops and back."[/url]

If you had a gazillion pounds and a family you would likely seriously consider a 4x4 maybe you wouldn't but they are safe, luxurious and comfortable etc . I wonder how much of the ire directed at their owners is down to pure envy and how much is actually anything to do with a genuine rational thought process.

Some of the comments here are quite telling..

Jamie - Member
Mainly so I could do this...
Take photos of it?

Close. That was the aftermath of a day on Salisbury plain. Surprising what a Chelsea tractor is capable of with some proper all terrain tyres fitted.

Joolsburger,
I'd have a chauffer and a maybach instead.

I wonder how much of the ire directed at their owners is down to pure envy and how much is actually anything to do with a genuine rational thought process.

If I wanted a 4x4, I would buy one, but I prefer to drive something a little less dangerous and polluting.

I want one, does that make me a bad person?

It's like having XTR (or any singlespeed costing more than a basic halfords BSO for that matter) on a singlespeed.

Having a nice bike doesn't actualy enrich your life in any meaningfull way other than making you feel better about your bike. You could do laps of a tail center just as quickly on a bike from Decathlon as you could from the top shelf of the Speciaized 'Concept Store'. The brakes are no safer, the transmission no more eficcent, but it's just (to your eyes) 'better' and nicer to ride.

Mahoosive 4x4's with leather seats, a better stereo than most houses and enough computing power to launch the north korean space program sucessfully and shagpile carpets are just mid range MTB's for people who don't ride MTB's (the really rich would buy a Rolls obviously). A normal car would be just as good in every practical measurable way, but the big luxury 4x4 is 'better'.

I fancy a CRV.
Pass the Werthers.

No what did I come in here for...........?

I fancy a CRV.

I've got one, they're good.

Pass the Werthers.

Here, have one of mine

No what did I come in here for...........?

Common topic of discussion amongst CRV drivers

 

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I wonder how much of the ire directed at their owners is down to pure envy and how much is actually anything to do with a genuine rational thought process.

I don't think the Disco quite qualifies as a Chelsea tractor.
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There are 'proper' 4x4s:
Defenders
Old Troopers
Fourtracks
Unimogs
Discos
Old Range Rovers
Old G Wagons
New Range Rovers. Maybe?
Landcruisers?
Wranglers?
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and there are silly SUVs, X3, X5, Q5, Q7 Cayenne, Vitara, CRV, M-Class, etc, etc.
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Interesting to note different repsonses to different ones. X5 = ****hole, Defender doesn't, and yet Defenders are also expensive and thirsty
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My own opinion is that some just scream tasteless (and probably chav) like X5s and Q7, you can sure 99% of the time the driver will be a [expletive deleted], people who think an X5 with silly wheels and a silly number plate is cool generally are.
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And if you really want to make a statement, there is nothing quite like an X5 for shouting, very loudly, 'Hey everyone, look at me! I can't afford a Range Rover.'
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Posted by a former 110 driver (never went off-road in it, but it was fantastic for towing boats out of lakes)

Forgetting the practicalities a Chelsea tractor is a simple statement of wealth

Or debt.

I like the elevated seating position.

I have to admit, I like the elevated seated position in my camper.

I wonder how much of the ire directed at their owners is down to pure envy and how much is actually anything to do with a genuine rational thought process.

If Chelsea Tractor = 110 Defender, then yes: paint me green and call me a monster. 😉

Remember those TV ads a few years ago, filmed from the point of view of a well spoken couple in a Range Rover, voicing their innner thoughts? They moved in a bubble of comfort and effortless progress, carefully insulted from the urban landscape that lay far below them.
At one point, they drew up behind a group of cyclists, one of whom was riding a Chas Roberts. The woman passenger peered down from her elevated seating positiong and condescendingly announced "Don't fancy yours much, Chas..."

Can't argue with Range Rover - they're a successful company, so I assume they know their target market pretty well...

I used to have a range rover,it was a great car all in. Comfortable, safe, very fast (V8 turbodiesel), I used to regularly drive it across Europe fully loaded, it was brilliant off road too. One of the best cars I ever owned; I could drive from London to Italy in a day and be fresh as a daisy on arrival. The high seating position made me feel very safe and unstressed on the road.

Downsides were the horrendous running costs, it wasn't very reliable and almost everyone thought I was a plonker which led to not being let out at roundabouts or junctions, the paint being keyed and general aggressive driving towards me, which sucked.

I think big 4X4s get a bad rep - perceptions are a funny thing; I also had an S65 Merc which cost twice what the range rover did, took up as much if not more space on the road, had worse emissions and was a much less practical car; hardly anyone ever noticed me in it.

Anyway I had a mental breakdown and quit my job, and now I drive a crappy old Vectra. It's worse in every way apart from being so anonymous that I notice people tend to treat me better on the road 🙂

Are pickups considered a Harrogate shopping trolley or not? Need to know sharpish please.

If you have to ask...

Are pickups considered a Harrogate shopping trolley or not? Need to know sharpish please.

I guess it's a harmless pursuit of vanity.

Not really harmless. There is an environmental cost, per mile.

Can't beat a bit of reverse snobbery. A 4X4 like a RR or Q7 is a statement of wealth, the same as a big house or a holiday home in the sun. People are entitled to send their wealth as they see fit. And I'm pretty sure (although I have't checked) that the environmental argument doesn't stack up.

And I'm pretty sure (although I have't checked) that the environmental argument doesn't stack up.

A 4X4 like a RR or Q7 is a statement of wealth

They're awesome!

they look great,

they provide a confidence inspiring driving position for shit drivers who shouldnt be on the road,

they are a great vehicle for making sure the best kids in the world (your own) get to school safely.

if you run over an adult or a lesser kid (someone else's) then they'll definitely be killed rather than badly maimed (this is a good thing right?)

they keep oil companies in business

they have incredible small bump sensitivity

Theres probably loads more reasons to own one

Remember those TV ads a few years ago, filmed from the point of view of a well spoken couple in a Range Rover, voicing their innner thoughts? They moved in a bubble of comfort and effortless progress, carefully [b]insulted [/b]from the urban landscape that lay far below them.

Land Rover claim to be one of the best environmentaly. Something like 60% of the cars they have ever made are still running

Except that the bulk of a vehicle's emissions are during its use, not manufacture or disposal. I guess the Land Rovers still running are mainly the ones built for utility.

And I'm pretty sure (although I have't checked) that the environmental argument doesn't stack up.

Please explain that.

Something like 60% of the cars they have ever made are still running.

That's not because they are 4x4 gas guzzlers, are they? Or are you trying to say that Landrover make reliable vehicles? Lolz 🙂

Early rule of marketing....

...no one buys a Rolex to tell the time!

I needed one when on ones estate, now I've moved no longer need one 😀

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Early rule of Rolex wearers.. they always have to tell you they have one.

I quite fancy an Audi Q7. You can pick them up for reasonable money once the arse had dropped out of them in depreciation.

FF - I wasnt implying that (!) just repeating an early lesson in marketing. I think its applicable to this debate!

Not acceptable:
New Hilux
L200
Navara
F-150
(all a bit chav)

Posted by a former 110 driver ([b]never went off-road[/b] in it, but it was fantastic for towing boats out of lakes)

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andrewh - Member
I don't think the Disco quite qualifies as a Chelsea tractor.

Isn't the Disco the definitive Chelsea tractor?

Surely the environmental thing is dependent on your mileage?

I find it amazing that anyone who lives in the UK has the front to pretend they are in some way helping the environment. There may be a few people that live frugally and sustainably here but one lot of polluters berating another group for driving a slightly larger car is just sour grapes.

Big premium brand fast saloons (RS4, Jag XFR etc) and supercars are generally admired, but as soon as the topic turns to 4x4, even though the are often slower, cheaper, less poluting than the saloons, everyone gets annoyed.

This is so right. Really if people want to spend their money on big 4X4 or any other form of luxury goods then it's their choice. There are plenty of cars that take up as much road space or use as much fuel that no-one gives a hell about.

The two richest guys I know, one drives a Golf (new thought :)) and the other a Ferrari FF. It just down to their personal choice.

I bought one specifically to piss off the 4x4,Tesco,Daily Mail,Anything that is fashionable to hate at the moment, haters on here 🙂

I owned a Q7 up until recently. It was comfy, quite economical for what it was and fast enough. It was (dare I say it) much more environmentally friendly than the Porsche and RS4 it replaced (35mpg vs 22/23 mpg for the Audi and Porker). When I had those I had to have two cars so I could carry my bikes about. In fact, the 3-series I've replaced the Q7 with gets much worse MPG yet I never get any hate directed at me in that compared to the aggression you'd see driving the Q7.

On another note, I'd drive the Q7 much more sensibly than I did the others, there just wasn't the need to hammer about everywhere. The only downsides to owning it were the cost of tyres and parking it, which was a total ballache.

It was comfy, had lots of nice toys and space to carry my bikes, had a nice driving position and on the odd occasion I had to take it off road, it fared much better than I thought it would (see bike race car parks). I don't understand this hatred towards people who drive a certain type of car. Seems a bit like sour grapes to me.

Surely the environmental thing is dependent on your mileage?

Yes of course, but however many miles you drive in a 4x4, you're going to use more fuel than in a more economical car, aren't you? I can't believe people have trouble with this concept.

Buying an estate doesn't mean your travel needs are suddenly double.

Except that the bulk of a vehicle's emissions are during its use, not manufacture or disposal.

Please explain that.

Something like 60% of the cars they have ever made are still running.

That's not because they are 4x4 gas guzzlers, are they? Or are you trying to say that Landrover make reliable vehicles? Lolz

LR's figures, not mine. I expect it's down to easy parts availablity and ease of repair on Series vehicles, nothig to do with whether it's a 4x4 or not. Just saying that ones which last longest are least bad for the environment.

Takes about 200,000 miles worth of energy to build one. Can't remember the source so waits to be corrected...

Most life cycle analyses put the use phase at 70-80% of a vehicle's total lifetime impact. And let's not forget that a large vehicle such as a 4x4 requires more resources to make.

teamhurtmore - Member

andrewh - Member
I don't think the Disco quite qualifies as a Chelsea tractor.

Isn't the Disco the definitive Chelsea tractor?

Its not what it is its how much more it costs in comparison to the car next to you.

Often it's a symbol of skewed fiscal priorities and debt. I find it odd that many people on 'average' salaries borrow to buy depreciating assets that cost more than their yearly income, but then it's their money and if it makes them feel good about themselves as they sit in traffic then I guess it's a harmless pursuit of vanity.

yep

This is so right. Really if people want to spend their money on big 4X4 or any other form of luxury goods then it's their choice.

And if people choose to spend their money on making life a tiny bit less pleasant for everyone else, it's my choice to call them names.

I owned a Q7 up until recently. It was comfy, quite economical for what it was and fast enough. It was (dare I say it) much more environmentally friendly than the Porsche and RS4 it replaced (35mpg vs 22/23 mpg for the Audi and Porker).

Dales_rider - Member

teamhurtmore - Member

andrewh - Member
I don't think the Disco quite qualifies as a Chelsea tractor.

Isn't the Disco the definitive Chelsea tractor?

Its not what it is its how much more it costs in comparison to the car next to you.

Not this one,AGAIN ??????

I have the answer/s................

Inbred .....................

Conti Vert Pro's.................

andrewh - Member

"And I'm pretty sure (although I have't checked) that the environmental argument doesn't stack up."

Land Rover claim to be one of the best environmentaly. Something like 60% of the cars they have ever made are still running

Something like? Very scientific.

andrewh - Member
It's new cars which are more of a problem, not big cars.

Small old cars > Big old cars though.