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Cheese is a serious issue. Check your fridge and know your rights. [url= http://www.jasperfforde.com/specops/cheeselegality.html ]Cheese Enforcement Agency[/url]
I don't get it.
You might get it next Thursday
(see what I did there?)
hmm, where can I get a few grams of Mynachlog-ddu Old Contemptible.
Class A cheeses FTW 🙂
Kev - I need another post-ride cheese, cracker, wine session!
Mynachlog-ddu Old Contemptible (7.2)Easily recognised - it has to be kept in a glass jar as it will eat through cardboard or steel. [b]If left open to the air it will start dogs howling within a seventeen mile radius[/b]. Designed as a cheap high explosive in the dark days of the Somme, it is still used as a cheap alternative to the phosphorus needed in tracer rounds and a malleable (if somewhat unstable) plastic explosive. Highly dangerous and strictly illegal, any reports of the whereabouts of any 'Old Contemptible' may be rewarded by a cash bonus.
Duty charged per kilo: None. Illegal Cheese.
Punishment for illegal ownership: Imprisonment and/or psychiatric evaluation.
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Just say no, kids.
If you see some of this cheese (it glows in the dark and emits sparks) run away and hide.
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