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The 'gratuitous self-pity' thread.

I've been coming down with a cold all week, this is day 1 of "man cold" and I feel like death warmed up.

My nose is perpetually running, I'm halfway through my second box of tissues (seriously, how can one head hold so much snot?), I've hacked up half a lung (and most of last night's tea), I ache all over, my brain feels like (fun)spongecake, I'm sweating and shivering, and I'm working from home as I'm not fit to drive.  Oh, and for added lack of shits and giggles it seems to have rendered me constipated.  I'm feeling thoroughly dejected, miserable and generally sorry for myself.

So, please, post up something fun or amusing to cheer me up.  Your cool plans for the weekend, jokes, photos of a rabbit with a pancake on it's head, whatever you've got that might encourage me to CTFU.

Cheers.


 
Posted : 29/06/2018 11:14 am
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Oh, and for added lack of shits and giggles it seems to have rendered me constipated.

Subtracted shits and giggles Shirley?


 
Posted : 29/06/2018 11:16 am
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through my second box of tissues

Cougar earlier...


 
Posted : 29/06/2018 11:17 am
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CTFU

HTH


 
Posted : 29/06/2018 11:19 am
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Posted : 29/06/2018 11:20 am
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Sounds like actual flu to me. Take some time off work! Here's a picture of someone else's dog:


 
Posted : 29/06/2018 11:46 am
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Posted : 29/06/2018 11:51 am
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Posted : 29/06/2018 11:54 am
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you probably won't die

best I can do


 
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Posted : 29/06/2018 2:13 pm
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Make a list of all the more constructive stuff you could be doing if you didn’t spend your life on here?  Give you something to look forward to when you are over the cold.


 
Posted : 29/06/2018 2:46 pm
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Actually, the thought of banning a bunch of people for a couple of weeks has cheered me right up.


 
Posted : 29/06/2018 4:39 pm
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Chill out Kryton.  No one has made that comparison.


 
Posted : 29/06/2018 6:58 pm
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I feel great! I never get ill in summer. Does that help? X


 
Posted : 29/06/2018 8:55 pm
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Chill out Kryton.  No one has made that comparison.

I'm not upset no need to chill any more than I am, its just my opinion that moaning about a cold in perspective of whats going on elsewhere at the moment is a bit trite.

*shrugs*


 
Posted : 29/06/2018 9:40 pm
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y9xWdHVqbJg


 
Posted : 29/06/2018 9:49 pm
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And you wonder why Prince Joffrey wasn’t a more popular ruler


 
Posted : 29/06/2018 11:00 pm
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I’ve been coming down with a cold all week,

Me too. There is something fundamentally unjust about having a cold in hot weather.

Its because you're 40


 
Posted : 29/06/2018 11:03 pm

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