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 Ewan
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Come home from a weekend bivvying to find that whilst the wife was asleep some chavs have lobbed some stones through (well through the first pane of the double glazing but not the second) our front sliding doors that seperate the front door from the porch.

The doors are double glazed - does that mean I need whole new doors? Or can you just get glazing units?


 
Posted : 07/10/2012 4:40 pm
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You can get new sealed units.


 
Posted : 07/10/2012 4:42 pm
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New sealed units can be surprisingly cheap, although often you will need toughened glass if its a full length door which adds to the cost. A fraction of the price of new doors.


 
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do you have evidence of the culprits , since window smashing is not just the preserve of one group of people ?

And yes units are always replaceable, you will need toughened/safety glass as any glazing below 900 mm from floor level needs to be. Its sold by square metre, you either do it yourself, or get a joiner/glazier to do the necessary-- cheaper than new doors usually..


 
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do you have evidence of the culprits , since window smashing is not just the preserve of one group of people ?

No, but smashing peoples windows moves them in to the chav group, even if they weren't there before.


 
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what is chav- a derogatory term for a working class youth- you better off just using vandal-- as that covers all , without casting aspersions- unless you have witnesses etc


 
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what is chav- a derogatory term for a working class youth

Really?

LMAO, you're winding us up eh?


 
Posted : 07/10/2012 5:10 pm
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what is chav- a derogatory term for a working class youth...

Nah. It means window smashers all day long...


 
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I worked for many years on out of hours call-out, often for smashed windows-- sometimes culprits were caught-- you may be a little surprised that they did not all fit your demographic......


 
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rudebwoy are they mostly students?


 
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people from all 'walks' smash windows, sometimes when drunk, enraged, sometimes for devilment, sometimes they have an ongoing 'dispute' -- its often unpleasant and sometimes scary for the victim, especially if they have no idea-- its seen as a low level sort of crime- but can be very nasty--oh yeah sometimes it is people who are studying .....


 
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You can just order bespoke units from a local gazer (re markedly cheap). my front door panels are toughened on the outside and laminated on the inside, maximum resistance to impact from stones from toughened, but if they try to smash in, the laminate on the inside will hold its shape and make it very difficult to get through.


 
Posted : 07/10/2012 6:06 pm
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We have a glazier just down the road - will get them to quote.

As far as chav being the wrong term, I'd be happy to interchange with a variety of ruder words!


 
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what is chav- a derogatory term for a working class youth- you better off just using vandal-- as that covers all , without casting aspersions- unless you have witnesses etc

WGAS ? He's has his window smashed.

I'm sure that's the main thing he's bothered about, not "upsetting" someone online by using the wrong terminology.


 
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WGAS ? He's has his window smashed.

+1. Chav is fine by me.


 
Posted : 07/10/2012 7:30 pm
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condemn more and understand less-- tis the conservative way....


 
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you better off just using [b]vandal[/b]-- as that covers all , without casting aspersions- unless you have witnesses etc
Germanic hordes from the dark ages ?
I suspect no witnesses would have survived this visitation by time-travelling pillaging barbarians


 
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what is chav- a derogatory term for a working class youth-

Is it? I thought it was a term for the criminal element of the working class youth. Live and learn I suppose.
And for the op, it's an easy fix as has been said above.


 
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condemn more and understand less-- tis the conservative way....

The thread title is just that, sure broken windows are a pain (no pun)-- you asked about replacements and got good advice-- btw the single door should be less than a £100- fitting is a very straight forward task( mostly)- but the 'chav' ting is gratuitous at best and unnecessary, unless you wish to express some deeper prejudice against certain sections of society. It says more about you than the unknown vandals...


 
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If this one down the pub and he'd said "some chavs have broken my window" would you go on and on like this???

No doubt there'll b cries of "i wouldn't be down the pub with someone who'd say something like that" blah blah blah. But we know that this isn't really true. It's just easy to have an argument / wind people up typing at your keyboard in ways you'd never do in real life......

Fire away...


 
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I want to argue with rudebwoy but, well...

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people from all 'walks' smash windows, sometimes when drunk, enraged, sometimes for devilment, sometimes they have an ongoing 'dispute' -- its often unpleasant and sometimes scary for the victim, especially if they have no idea-- its seen as a low level sort of crime- but can be very nasty--oh yeah sometimes it is people who are studying .....

...and these people, we call 'chavs'.


 
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what is chav- a derogatory term for a working class youth-

No, it's a derogatory term for a shithead. If they hadn't broken his window, they (probably) wouldn't be chavs.

HTH.


 
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Does it matter who broke the OP's window...not really.

OP - you should have just used tosser - it would have given the trolls less to feed on. 😉


 
Posted : 07/10/2012 8:40 pm
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No, it's a derogatory term for a shithead. If they hadn't broken his window, they (probably) wouldn't be chavs.

😆


 
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If you think that using social stigma is cool , well that's your choice, but on a social forum such as this , people are allowed to counter your views and point to your prejudices, if that is what you call 'trolling' you have a very limited idea about discourse.


 
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Good old STW. A thread asking for practical advice related to an actual 'real' problem has a straighforward answer. So it is dragged off course and into a handwringing excersise about the OP's off hand use of a common word which whatever its origins is used by most to describe the sort of person who'd smash your window with no clear reason. Never mind, the paperboy should be round soon with yor Guardian. Let's hope it's not got damp in his bag eh? That'd make it all limp....


 
Posted : 08/10/2012 7:08 am
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I expect sort of compensation should be required, not to the OP but to the individuals who may have been mislabelled as chavs.......


 
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So it is dragged off course and into a handwringing excersise.../quote]

Let's not get carried away. It was one person's opinion, and the rest of the forum merely raised a quizzical eyebrow.


 
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people are allowed to counter your views and point to your prejudices
....and look like a total nob in the process. 🙄


 
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If you like Daily hate type shite, to re-inforce your views ,fine, but don' expect me to leave go uncritically.
I like the term 'off hand' in the use of a word-- especially as its the First word to catch the eye-- the main one -- fwiw , this thread has two components, one factual, one prejudicial, you come out with crap, someone will tell you that you smell.....


 
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what is chav- a derogatory term for a working class youth- you better off just using vandal-- as that covers all , without casting aspersions- unless you have witnesses etc

"Vandal" suggests that the culprits were Germanic nomads from the dark ages ....unless you have evidence to support the assertion that time travelling dark age warriors are roaming the streets breaking windows I suggest we avoid the term.


 
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Interesting that you are so sure you are right having already admitted you don't know the facts.

I'm starting to wonder if Fred has 2 new aliases, rudebwoy, or should that be mikeconnor?


 
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[quote=rudebwoy]... you come out with crap, someone will tell you that you smell.....

You smell 🙄


 
Posted : 08/10/2012 9:13 am
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Woody-- where have i said i was 'right' -- its me who's just keeping an open mind unlike the constipated ones who are not.


 
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Well, you could have just stuck to answering the question posed by the OP, with an open mind of course.

Credit where it's due though, well done on getting in a reference to the Daily Mail AND the Tories on a thread about double glazing 8)


 
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OP - Footflaps has the answer - toughened outer pane, laminated inner pane. You can get a new sealed double glazed unit fitted by your local glazier. The glazing spec above is what is recommended by the police in the Secured by Design criteria. It will cost a bit more than a bog standard unit, but well worth it for peace of mind.


 
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Credit where it's due though, well done on getting in a reference to the Daily Mail AND the Tories on a thread about double glazing

I'm more amazed that no-one's suggested Linux to fix his windows problem yet.


 
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Well, you could have just stuck to answering the question posed by the OP, with an open mind of course.

What rudebwoy has done is challenge the use of a culturally derogatory, insulting and divisive term used to describe a particular social group the media has 'identified' as an 'underclass'. I see nothing wrong with that. I also dislike the term as it's invariably used in a negative manner, and betrays the prejuidce and resentment sadly inherent in our society.

Other equally offensive and prejudicial terms have at one tme or another been socially acceptable, but following challenge to their use and intent, have thankfully become unnaceptable.

Personally, I don't see the use of words like 'chav' to be fundamentally any different to other offensive names for certain minority groups; the user is still identifiying a person according to stereotypes and prejudiced ideas, rather than as an individual.

The OP could have simply said the window was smashed by idiots, thugs or hooligans, without making any refererence tot he social background of the perpetrators, who, as yet are actually unidentifiued.

And we wouldn't be having this discussion.


 
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So according to your "logic" when I call the son of one of my friends a Chav, I am making reference to his Social Background right ?

That's balls.

What I am talking about is the way he dresses, and the way he acts.

He was brought up in very well off family, in a rural farming area, by a very successful Farming Family.
Not exactly a Social Underclass really ?

He is still a Chav.

For me, It's about the person, and the way they conduct themselves, nothing to do with their Social Circumstances.


 
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For me, It's about the person, and the way they conduct themselves, nothing to do with their Social Circumstances.

That's just you though. Many others see it differently.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-13626046

http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2011/jun/08/chavs-demonization-owen-jones-review

And considering the Op did not actually see the people who smashed his windows, I'd guess that he is not using the term 'chav' to describe the way they looked. He appears to be assuming they were members of a particular social group.


 
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[Quote=nealglover]For me, It's about the person, and the way they conduct themselves, nothing to do with their Social Circumstances.

That's just you though.

No it's not.

And considering the Op did not actually see the people who smashed his windows,

No, he's judging them on their actions. (Or to put it another way, "The way they conduct themselves")

As I am pretty sure I mentioned above.

I'd guess that he is not using the term 'chav' to describe the way they looked.

No, again, hes judging them on their actions.

He appears to be assuming they were members of a particular social group.

No he isn't ?

That's a thought process you and Rudebwoy have given him, so you can be Faux Outraged at his use of a word.


 
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No it's not.

Forgive me. There may indeed be others who share your opinions. I'd say yo're in a minority of you consider 'chav' to merely be a fashion sub-culture however.

No, he's judging them on their actions. (Or to put it another way, "The way they conduct themselves")

So his judgement differs somewhat to your own? As yours is based purely on aesthetics? and why do you label your son's friend in such a manner?

Strange how you seem so keen to defend the use of what is considered generally in the UK to be a derogatory term.

No, again, hes judging them on their actions.

Then why use the term 'chav', when other words, such as vandal, hooligan and thug exist, which are more effective at describing those who act in such a manner?

That's a thought process you and Rudebwoy have given him, so you can be Faux Outraged at his use of a word.

I think we're both objecting to the use of a culturally derogatory, insulting and devisive term (however you try to put your own spin on it), rather than being 'outraged'. Far from any 'outrage' you seem to think we're suffering, i think we're both just a bit saddened by how prejudiced and judgmental people can be in our society.


 
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My God some people have too much time on their hands!


 
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I'm starting to wonder if Fred has 2 new aliases, rudebwoy, or should that be mikeconnor?

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It does rather look like that.....!


 
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I struggle with long sentences

What rudebwoy is trying to say is that, the OP is saying that the people who smashed in his window are people from a council estate AKA chavs.

When this in fact may not be the case. Since saying that chavs broke my window - without any evidence, is the same as saying pikeys stole my bike and that all ****s are drug dealers. - edit maybe not on the same level, but you get the idea.

All of which are prejudice generalisations, which serve only to demonise social groups.


 
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Sorry but I'm with rudeboy. An often quoted explanation of the word chav (which may well not be accurate, but that hardly matters) is Council Housed And Violent.

Young people in this country are massively demonised, especially those that wear tracksuits and don't talk proper. If people weren't all so scared/prejudiced they might find some of them are actually nice folk.

Slagging off scummy chavs seems to be the last acceptable face of prejudice in this country.

As above, would it be ok for the thread title to be 'gypos stole my xxxxx' with zero evidence of who it was?


 
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people from a council estate AKA chavs
I have to take issue with you there, as I know loads of people from council estates who I most definitely would not describe as chavs. Equally there are several of my neighbours (private housing estate) who I most certainly would.

We can all be guilty of prejudices and misconceptions 😉


 
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Well if the window smashers are reading this, and they do not consider themselves chavs they will no doubt be mortally offended.

On the other hand, those who missed PaddedRudeFred will be happy to see him back


 
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Council Housed And Violent.

Isn't the [i]And Violent[/i] part of Council Housed And Violent quite significant? Or is violent and anti-social behaviour now to be defended?


 
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Isn't the And Violent part of Council Housed And Violent quite significant? Or is violent and anti-social behaviour now to be defended?

Right, but you're saying this term has [i]never[/i] been used to stigmatise people from poorer areas, who dress in a certain way, but who aren't violent? Hmmmmm......


 
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I think we're both objecting to the use of a culturally derogatory, insulting and devisive term

Out of interest what do you think is the culture that the OP was denigrating?


 
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If he'd called them pikeys them perhaps I would have understood. But leaping to the defences of 'chavs'... Well, only on STW. It's like people trawl through threads, desperately seeking the next thing to feel morally indignant and superior about. Get a bloody grip. No one is singling out any specific under represented group. No one even knows who actually smashed the bleeding window, it could have been Mrs Miggins, the 87y/o mad granny from over the road for all we know, and the OP could still refer to her as a Chav if he wanted to. It's up to him. I think it was actually quite restrained terminology!


 
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Right, but you're saying this term has never been used to stigmatise people from poorer areas, who dress in a certain way, but who aren't violent?

Only if you question so.


 
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Right, but you're saying this term has never been used to stigmatise people from poorer areas, who dress in a certain way, but who aren't violent?

Only if you question so.

What does that mean?

Think some people could do with reading this.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Chavs-Demonization-Working-Owen-Jones/dp/1844678644


 
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What does that mean?

I couldn't work out if you were making a statement or asking a question. The point is the same, I wouldn't use the term chav to describe people who live in council housing.


 
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Forgive me. There may indeed be others who share your opinions. I'd say yo're in a minority of you consider 'chav' to merely be a fashion sub-culture however.

That's not what I said though was it.

What I said was "What I am talking about is the way he dresses, [b]and the way he acts.[/b]"

So his judgement differs somewhat to your own? As yours is based purely on aesthetics?

Thats not what i said though was it ?

What I said was "What I am talking about is the way he dresses, [b]and the way he acts.[/b]"

and why do you label your son's friend in such a manner?

Because he dresses like a Chav, and acts like a Chav.

(If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck....... Etc.

Strange how you seem so keen to defend the use of what is considered generally in the UK to be a derogatory term.

Well, I don't know about you, but I would generally use some sort of derogatory term to describe someone who smashed my windows 🙄


 
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Seems to be a major problem with some peoples understanding of language and discourse, because you Nealglover choose to have your own 'understanding' of words, rather than the accepted norm, whilst you will defend your use of language, it does not stand the scrutiny of your peers.
it would be interesting if you could come to my estate and engage with the youths here, they do dress in a similar fashion but their social attitudes are light years ahead of yours.


 
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their social attitudes are light years ahead of yours

Good for them.

Although you have no idea what my "Social Attitudes" are really do you.

As it happens, I appear to live on a similar estate to the one you describe.

Am I still allowed to have my own opinion now you know I don't live in a £1m mock tudor Barrat Mansion.


 
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what is chav- a derogatory term for a working class youth- you better off just using vandal-- as that covers all , without casting aspersions- unless you have witnesses etc

Vandals, weren't they the tribes that sacked Rome. Bit harsh on them, doubt they broke many double glazed windows.


 
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Although you have no idea what my "Social Attitudes" are really do you.

Your use of language and your political stance on a number of issues does give rise to a 'social attitude' --we all have one, i can only go on your written stance on this forum, granted, but unless you are playing some giant hoax what other evidence is there ?

Your use of the word 'chav'-- you say its an urban sub group- like mods, punks etc( dress and language) to All i know its a term of abuse, used on poor and disadvantaged kids.


 
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.....your political stance on a number of issues does give rise to a 'social attitude'

Would you like to be more specific ?

Your use of the word 'chav'-- you say its an urban sub group- like mods, punks etc[b]( dress and language) [/b]

That's not what I said though is it ?

Once again ......

What I said was that I classed my friends son as a Chav because he dresses like a Chav, and [b]ACTS [/b]like a Chav.

All i know its a term of abuse, used on poor and disadvantaged kids.

Not by me though.

Unless you know different ?


 
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Vandals, weren't they the tribes that sacked Rome. Bit harsh on them, doubt they broke many double glazed windows.

I think that 'joke' has been done already. and it wasn't actually all that funny the first time really.

Because he dresses like a Chav, and acts like a Chav.

And how exactly does a 'chav' act? Care to enlighten us?

That's not what I said though is it ?

I'm not sure what it is exactly, that you've said, to be honest.


 
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FFS.

It's 'Charva'.


 
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I'm not sure what it is exactly, that you've said, to be honest.

It's not that hard Mike, you just need to [b]Read[/b] it.

It's all there 🙄


 
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No, i've read it, i'm just not sure what it is exactly that you're trying to say.

I'd quyite like to know how exactly you would define a 'chav'.


 
Posted : 08/10/2012 9:09 pm
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I'd quyite like to know how exactly you would define a 'chav'.

Someone who chucks stones at my porch doors? 😀


 
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No, i've read it, i'm just not sure what it is exactly that you're trying to say.

That says more about you than it does about me I'm afraid.

I'd quyite like to know how exactly you would define a 'chav'.

Why ?

What possible difference would my personal definition of a Chav make to you ?

Someone who chucks stones at my porch doors?

But as it happens, that would be a start.


 
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let me get this right-- the OP and yourself (ng) would like a new term for people who smash windows regardless of context?


 
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Why ?

It might actually help me understand your argument better. You use the term yet have offered no explanation as to why you feel justified in doing so. You claim it's about someone's appearance and behaviour, yet offer no explanation why such things would label somone with what is widely-accepted as a very derogatory term.

It seems there is the generally accepted definition, and your own. You appear to be claiming they are different. i am somewhat perplexed that you are using a particular term yet claiming your definition isn't the one which almost everyone else accepts.


 
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Try these definitions of chav - positively dripping with snobbery and prejudice.

The male of the species, the 'chav', is often to be found lurking in braying packs close to fast food outlets or late night stores. It displays a distinctive livery with which it attempts to attract the female ('chavette') - most commonly, the Burberry-effect baseball cap (placed at a jaunty angle, sometimes partially covering the face - this is known in some cultures as 'snidey'); the 'sports' clothing (this is somewhat confusing as the chav is not renowned for its athletic abilities) and countless items of 'bling' (Chav patois meaning jewellery or other adornments). The origins of said 'bling' are various as the chav typically possesses neither a means of employment or indeed any type of education. Chavettes, meanwhile, tend to have hair in at least two colours, ill-fitting tops and white tracksuit tops (usually Kappa). Note their ornate 'love bites': tribal cicatrices around the neck, usually perpetrated by a near-toothless male known as Kev, Daz, Gaz, Baz, Tez or some other monosyllabic name.

Health and Education

Chavs can often be seen smoking - an activity which causes them to spit and cough, but only in public places (see above). They imbibe alcohol, normally in the form of cheap lager / cider normally obtained illegally. This often gives them the impression that they are 'hard' and they will thus attempt to start fights with anyone/thing smaller than them. However, upon retaliation of their prey they tend to run away.

Chavs are, believe it or not, to be found in education. Again, they tend to subsist in packs and can be seen braying and howling in the classroom, challenging even the most reasonable of requests to shut the hell up and let other people learn things. They tend to leave school before the age of sixteen, however, in order to pursue parenthood or a life of crime.

Transportation

The chavette is rarely seen driving a car. Instead, she is to be found holding up various bus passengers as she attempts to manoeuvre her outsized three-wheeled buggy onto a local bus service. She is usually en route to a supermarket or other place where she can swear at or smack her children publicly (this is the only form of discipline, usually to an extreme, ever displayed by chavs or chavettes towards their children and so it is required by law that it takes place wherever others may be gathered).

The chav can be found spending seemingly endless resources of money adding bodykits and neon striplights to his car (sometimes known as a 'chaviot'): this is normally a pre-1990 Ford Escort with 1100cc engine and XR3i stickers, a near-suicidal Vauxhall Nova (with plastic split-screen effect, or the occasional BMW coated in Hammerite. The real mystery about this is how the vehicle can move under the weight of the stereo system installed (badly) within. A large sticker usually adorns the rear (tinted) windscreen of the vehicle, proclaiming the brand of stereo equipment supposedly fitted inside. Loud, bassy music of indeterminate genre / origin will more often than not be emanating through the very loose tinted side windows.

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The typical Chav speaks a language which has yet to be named. It claims to have its roots in English, although this is in some doubt. Most Chav words are mercifully brief, and sentences tend to be punctuated with 'innit' or some sort of expletive. Only chavs can truly understand the language - the rest of us can only guess at the witty repartie and intellectual gems of conversation that may pass between them.
[b]If you see a young male (aged 12-35) dressed like an elderly lady's shopping trolley, you have in all likelihood just witnessed a chav. In this situation, you are permitted by common consensus to find the nearest firearm and descend upon said chav with all force.[/b]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav&defid=954261

"Chav" — (pronounced ch-ah-v) — one who wears tracksuits, Fred Perry, Berghaus, and excessive amounts of faux Burberry [b](for your daily dose of laughter, simply Google “chav” and look at them. Maybe we should start putting them in zoos along with the starved tigers…).[/b]

http://community.sparknotes.com/2009/07/28/sparknotes-glossary-of-british-slang


 
Posted : 08/10/2012 10:26 pm
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You use the term yet have offered no explanation as to why you feel justified in doing so.

Luckily, I don't feel the need to Justify anything I say, to you Mike, sorry if that makes you feel less important, but you are just some stranger on the Internet.


 
Posted : 08/10/2012 10:35 pm
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I got a phone call from another stw forum user t'night just to tell me that i have to "read" this thread on stw with "Chavs broken my windows" in the thread title, i'm glad he did as this is one of the greatest non-arguments by forum bores in stw history, well done all you objectors - very highly entertaining reading indeed and just imagine the righteous outrage pouring from your frantic typing if he used a term such as Gypo or pikey....

Can i just add that i'm council housed, well it was council housing when i moved in 18yrs years ago but now it's housing association owned - does that change the terminology to HAAV?, doesn't quite have the same ring to it so i'll stick to chav if you don't mind, or i prefer ned, being from scotland and all that you can keep your chavs south of the border as our council neds up here would skin and eat them alive.


 
Posted : 08/10/2012 10:41 pm
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I got a phone call from another stw forum user t'night just to tell me that i have to "read" this thread on stw with "Chavs broken my windows" in the thread title, i'm glad he did

People ring up other people to tell them about threads on stw? Really?


 
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Yep...especially when they're as funny or pedantic as this, last time it happened was a few years ago with regard to a "picolax" thread, before that it was the "badger" thread, now you have joined the greats, forever known as the "chav" thread , i guess it's almost as bad as folk trying to argue or get a point across on a web forum when for all intents and purposes they could be talking to a fat mama bear sitting naked in front of a multiple monitor set-up with sweat stains dribbling down her thighs onto the floor whilst getting off over a webcam feed bout intensive dairy farming.

You never know, there's prob someone right now, somewhere in the world doing just that.......be careful out there folks.


 
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because you Nealglover choose to have your own 'understanding' of words, rather than the accepted norm,

"accepted norm" is the issue here. It's erroneous. There is no 'accepted' anything, it's a new word and still open to interpretation. The 'accepted' etymology of "Council House And Violent", for example, is nonsense, it's a bacronym.

You're taking the term to mean all youths of a certain working class upbringing and culture, which isn't the case. "Chav" implies an antisocial / criminal element, by definition. [i]Those who don't subscribe to antisocial behaviour aren't chavs.[/i]

Whoever broke the OP's window could be a middle class Chinese woman with a Prada handbag for all we know. But if she'd nothing better to do than hang around someone's back street throwing bricks at windows, the moniker "chav" isn't wholly inaccurate.


 
Posted : 08/10/2012 11:39 pm
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You're taking the term to mean all youths of a certain working class upbringing and culture, which isn't the case.

Really? Never ever?

"Chav" implies an antisocial / criminal element, by definition. Those who don't subscribe to antisocial behaviour aren't chavs.

And those who dress/speak in a similar fashion but aren't actually guilty of anti-social behaviour never get lumped in together with those who do? Try reading this definition again, no mention of anti-social behaviour:

"Chav" — (pronounced ch-ah-v) — one who wears tracksuits, Fred Perry, Berghaus, and excessive amounts of faux Burberry (for your daily dose of laughter, simply Google “chav” and look at them. Maybe we should start putting them in zoos along with the starved tigers…).

http://community.sparknotes.com/2009/07/28/sparknotes-glossary-of-british-slang
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Not much mention of it in the other description I posted either, it's mostly just base snobbery.


 
Posted : 08/10/2012 11:47 pm
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Jesus wept, we need a big close war to put things back in perspective.

People becoming indignant over the use of certain words is laughable, then moralising on the issue is beyond boring, if people (everybody, any colour, race, age etc) just got on with their lives without fretting over the latest terminology and remembered that 'sticks and stones' then the world would be a far better place.

One wonders what the hand wringers would do however?!

Chav was being used when I was at school and it was always used to describe someone who behaved in a certain way....background had no bearing on things, hard to quantify but on meeting somebody you knew when they were a bit 'Chavvy' regardless of wealth.

My other half's boss is very wealthy, he is also crass, obnoxious, deceitful etc etc, you wouldn't choose to spend time with him....'chav' had always been a useful catch-all term for people like this....sometimes at school we used the term 'pikey' but this seems exclusive to the travelling community now, circa '93 in the south it simply meant someone who was a bit skanky, a bit of a dick....pikey, chav, who cares?....


 
Posted : 09/10/2012 12:02 am
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I'm more amazed that no-one's suggested Linux to fix his windows problem yet.

More surprised that nobody has suggested that if he had bought a mac instead this would never have happened.....


 
Posted : 09/10/2012 12:24 am
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