[Closed] Chaps - Do you pee in the sink on aeroplanes?

I hope so.

I do on trains, saves getting everywhere

Am I being serious or not? Mwah Ha Ha

Pls be a joke

I am a little obsessive about cleaning airplane loos 😯

I don't think they are joking 🙁

^ It is not

Nope, your basically a wrongun...

That's it... I am never using an aeroplane loo again. I shall take an empty plastic bottle and use that in my seat instead.

pee in the sink, shit in the vomit bag...you've got to get your money's worth haven't you?

NO.

Asshole

So you piss in the sink...because you don't want to poo in the toilet? Scared to ask where you normally poo

I like to sit down on airplanes to pee just in case I do a poo.

That's pretty nasty.

The toilet waste, obviously, is stored in a tank.
The sink waste drains outside - can I respectfully ask that, at the very least, you don't do this on the ground - you may have some very upset baggage handlers after you!

I am a little obsessive about cleaning airplane loos

That's laudable but why not leave it to the ground staff at the airport?

I like to sit down on airplanes to pee just in case I do a poo.

The Pile High Club.

No such problems up at the smarter end of the plane. In fact, the upstairs front bogs in a BA A380 are simply massive.

ground - you may have some very upset baggage handlers after you!

Even if it is Ryan Air staff?

No wonder plane loo stinks everywhere ..so this is what people do 😯

Jesus christ. Some people are really disgusting. Or do you piss in the sink at home too? If not, why not?

Why would you???

Ha Ha! Either troll or Quirrel is a tramp.

No wonder planes smell bad.

You're gross dude.

Just sit down?

I really hope you're the only person who does this. As others have pointed out the sink drains vent directly outside the aircraft so you're actually peeing on everyone underneath.

You might want to sit down anyway so that if there's any turbulence you don't piss all over the seat / floor / your trousers.

I don't like to walk around on planes - risk of turbulence and that

I just do it in the seat

(best to lay down some napkins first if it's a biggie - easier for the stewardess to take away if it's well wrapped)

(best to lay down some napkins first if it's a biggie - easier for the stewardess to take away if it's well wrapped)

Sink drains direct? Surely it's all part of the same vacuum system? How stuff works have a film showing an aircraft toilket system. How would pressure be maintained otherwise?

Also yous are clatty!

And, if you get that upgrade, you get a loo with a view!
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Or, alternatively, the aforementioned BA bogs upstairs in the A380.
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why is there a buddy seat next to the dunny on the posh plane?

so you're actually peeing on everyone underneath.

YOu say that like it's a bad thing.

*incoming! Brislington!*

Cbike, the hole that the sink drains out of is pretty small. -check out the rate that the sink drains at, not very quick.
An airliner is by no means airtight, and there are valves which control the outflow to maintain some circulation; as long as the amount of air coming in isn't less than that going out there's no problem.

Just sit down?

why is there a buddy seat next to the dunny on the posh plane?

Place to sit while changing clothes, place to change baby nappies, etc. Or....As the bogs are at the front, behind two curtains, where you can easily access them without anyone else seeing..............

That buddy seat is where the man who wipes Flashy's butt sits.

Or....As the bogs are at the front, behind two curtains, where you can easily access them without anyone else seeing..............

A private game of backgammon? I like the way you're thinking.

What??!! (And I logged in just to post that.....seriously WTF?)

An extra seat in a plane toilet? I'm in and out of the toilet as quick as possible. No time to lounge around.
If the plane goes down, I don't want to be found in the toilet, with my trousers wrapped round my ankles 😀

That buddy seat is where the man who wipes Flashy's butt sits

I believe that padded bit is actually the lid to the storage box where the lightly-scented swans' necks are kept.

OP I hope thats a troll. Whats wrong with doing a #2 on a plane anyway ?

That's laudable but why not leave it to the ground staff at the airport?

@tmh me too, its a common curtosey

The A380 is a stunning piece of kit

University of oxtail spelling?

Why not just sit down to pee?
Why worry if you poo, you're in exactly the right place?
Have you no bowel control or are you saving it for your nappy during the descent?
What possible 'aiming' issue could there be while sat down, it's not like you're experiencing zero gravity on the ISS?
Dude, you have issues!

I thought the extra seat was the blumkin stool.

I am a little obsessive about cleaning airplane loos

A lot of folk fantasise about being a pilot, but I guess that's a step too far for an economist, and being an airline bog cleaner is a more realistic aspiration.

🙂

I believe that padded bit is actually the lid to the storage box where the lightly-scented swans' necks are kept.

That's in First. The picture there is only Business. Angora rabbit pelts. Unscented.

I suppose as the sink is that much higher, it's easy to stick the end of your knob into the plughole so there's no risk of embarrassing splashback showing on the front of your chinos...

So I always find it easiest to just pee in the sink

You're a fekin heathen..

I suppose as the sink is that much higher, it's easy to stick the end of your knob into the plughole so there's no risk of embarrassing splashback showing on the front of your chinos...

Easy to wash it afterwards, too.

Cbike, the hole that the sink drains out of is pretty small. -check out the rate that the sink drains at, not very quick.
An airliner is by no means airtight, and there are valves which control the outflow to maintain some circulation; as long as the amount of air coming in isn't less than that going out there's no problem.

All of the waste water on an airliner is stored in a tank which is emptied out by a bowser lorry when it lands. Nothing should be getting vented whilst the plane is on the tarmac on in the air. I know this because I once cleaned plans at Stansted Airport for a summer job.

After cleaning planes for a summer job I can tell you that people peeing in the sinks is the least of the disgusting behaviour that goes on in a commercial airliner.

Or, alternatively, the aforementioned BA bogs upstairs in the A380.

Have you been in the same toilet on the Emirates A380 (the one with the shower in it)? Enough padded seats for several friends...

You are Gerard Depardieu and I claim my £5

Easy to wash it afterwards, too.

I hadn't considered it before but will definitely be doing it from now on safe in the knowledge that there's a small chance that I might upset one of STWs OCD mummy's boys

grim... on the other hand... does any other male find those toilets really badly designed? I'm a normal guy but every time I sit on those bogs I seem to have to wrestle to keep the johnson from touching inside the bowl... equally grim!

Last time I'm taking Quirrel's advice. Peeing in the sink was fine, admittedly, buy then I needed to give the fella a rinse, and after that a dry.

Do. NOT. Dangle your todge in a Dyson Airblade. I got whiplash and a foreskin I could store in-flight snacks in.

every time I sit on those bogs I seem to have to wrestle to keep the johnson from touching inside the bowl..

If you peed in the sink, you wouldn't have to do this. Why dip your willy into other people's pee, poo and period when you can pee in the sink.

Or are you just bragging about having a really long willy?

I suppose as the sink is that much higher, it's easy to stick the end of your knob into the plughole so there's no risk of embarrassing splashback showing on the front of your chinos...

Just remember to remove knob before pushing button to suck water away.

I'm quite pleased that some are being converted.

I'm quite pleased that some are being converted.

Really, I was half expecting a half hearted Edinburgh defence to appear at some stage.

Why dip your willy into other people's pee, poo and period when you can pee in the sink.

Why should I have to wash my hands where you want to stick your cock?

To tell the truth if you wash your hands under the running tap there is no cock to hand transfer potential.

I'm quite pleased that some are being converted.

Clearly it's the rock'n'roll option.

Why should I have to wash my hands where you want to stick your cock?

Is it likely you will have the opportunity to have Beatrice Dalle pee on your hands?

To tell the truth if you wash your hands under the running tap there is no cock to hand transfer potential

If we are in one of those large first class toilets, and there is room for more than one, then the potential is there.

Is it likely you will have the opportunity to have Beatrice Dalle pee on your hands?

A man can dream ....

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Is it likely you will have the opportunity to have Beatrice Dalle pee on your hands?

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A man can dream ....

QFT Bro

What really intrigues me is do you wash your hands afterwards?
And if so, where? The big, deep bowl with the blue water and no plug?

^ In the sink after draining it, I generally wash my hands from the tap water. A long with being a bit manky, I also don't mind wasting water on planes.

Your parents failed utterly, both as role models and as human beings, if you really think it is OK to pee in a public hand basin. You should talk to them about that next time you are around at their house, I don't know, while you are eating the bogey sandwiches your mum made for your tea.

I am having a catheter fitted for my next long flight. Gross apes.

a public hand basin.

So if it was on my own private jet that would be ok?

That is ****ing rank. How on earth would anyone think that's a normal thing to do?

What really intrigues me is do you wash your hands afterwards?

Do you actually wash your hands in a bowl of water? Really, the British are so weird - the rest of the world has mixer taps and uses them to wash hands and dishes under running water and not in a dilute solution of the muck they were trying to remove.

(To be clear, I am not suggesting bringing your washing-up to do on the plane)

(To be clear, I am not suggesting bringing your washing-up to do on the plane)

Good advice. It'd get all covered in piss.

Come the day of reckoning the world will be a more spacious place.. populated with strong, healthy, happy people... Darwinism in effect you utter, utter psychos 🙂

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Do. NOT. Dangle your todge in a Dyson Airblade. I got whiplash and a foreskin I could store in-flight snacks in.

Cue coffee on keyboard

I was initially a little disturbed by this; but following on from the peeing in the shower thread, if you think about it, it doesn't really matter does it? When you wash your hands in any public facility, you surely NEVER actually touch the porcelain, surely? Now THAT would be a minging habit. It's: tap on, soap on rub and rinse under the flow, tap off, dry and retire, surely?

My feeling is that, whilst err, unusual, this habit [i]actually[/i] carries far less risk of sharing other people's urine than the apparently masculine and completely socially acceptable habit of standing up to pee in a receptacle designed to be sat on.

All of the above depends on the ability to think logically and dispassionately when it comes to bodily functions however, something that a large proportion of the population seem unable to do.

Surely it doesn't matter anyway because the door latches to exit the bog are probably filled with a horrifying amount of germs and undisclosed nasties? I'd say hand sanitiser is the only way... dont want to risk it on the johnson though... I'm not gloating about having a big knob as I don't I'm just average so shocked that more of you males haven't touched the guy to the bog and cringed.

In other willy related stories.. in my student days someone was in the bog at my house and I was gasping for a pee.... I had to stop the suffering by pissing into a tropicana bottle... shame i made an airtight seal that quite rapidly increased the pressure... in the panic I didn't think fast enough to make an air gap.... I got a massive release of air up my wee spout... the noise and the feeling is still a very memorable air fart... so be warned sticking your willy in exotic places or you could still feel violated 10 years later.

I'm only ever flying with CFH from now on, that plane Bogo looks like my bathroom.

Perhaps Warner Bros could make a new cartoon..
Bog On A Plane... Staring Pepe' Le Pew..

OP's is Gross.

I've never used hotel kettles after bob mortimer suggested that people pee in them too.

Plus is the risk of splashback significant when using the sink

i've recently spent a fortune on therapy to help me get over my fear of flying.

this is a major set back

where does one send the invoice for refund to please OP? 😆

I was initially a little disturbed by this; but following on from the peeing in the shower thread, if you think about it, it doesn't really matter does it? When you wash your hands in any public facility, you surely NEVER actually touch the porcelain, surely? Now THAT would be a minging habit. It's: tap on, soap on rub and rinse under the flow, tap off, dry and retire, surely?

My feeling is that, whilst err, unusual, this habit actually carries far less risk of sharing other people's urine than the apparently masculine and completely socially acceptable habit of standing up to pee in a receptacle designed to be sat on.

All of the above depends on the ability to think logically and dispassionately when it comes to bodily functions however, something that a large proportion of the population seem unable to do.

Would you wash your hands in the toilet?

My opinion for all its worth, the OP is a F*£$%*? N@5$Y B@5£%RD