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Still a folder myself.
I'm doing it in a box and shall be sticking it through Nigel's letter box.
Andrexit?
Rimstain?
I thought that I might hold it all in, for a really long time (maybe a fortnight) and then go a have a massive No 2 right down Farage's left nostril. Just for a laugh.
Bidet all the way.
It's 'Bobby Sands' for me.
The great British public have spoken!
as per bodgy, I'm staying "in" for as long as I can; too soon to call any of this - haven't yet even changed underwear since the referendum
I'm going to lead a campaign to make us a nation of back-to-front scrunchers, then run away and carry on front-to-back folding.
I'll probably write a newspaper column about it as the nation crumbles into a dirty arsed abyss whilst our neighbours point and laugh.
A smear campaign?
We've started to use waitrose own brand.
Every piece of bog roll I have used since the referendum has suffered Poke-Through, just as we were warned would happen.
I've had to move Johnson out of the way first.
I've become disillusioned with mainstream sanitation and started shitting on my own doorstep. However all the people who I assumed were going to clear it up for me seem to have resigned.
I'll continue to use this, but am on the look out for a Gove and Boris one for "special" occasions.
In accordance with the new national policy we have a small set of flags on the cistern allowing the user to bomb all sorts of countries every day - twice after curry.
No more freedom of movements for me.
I am disillusioned with mainstream wiping. All these foreign notions of moist towelletes and such. Pah!
I'm taking back control. What could go wrong.....
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I've spoilt my ballot paper.
Will we get sent another one soon?
Is this where the CaptainFlashFart moniker came from?